Pimp Daddy of All Laxatives?
SGM_Adonis
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So it seems that a high protein, low fat, low carb diet can really work a number on a person's digestive system. Might you suggest the crème de la crème of laxatives? Also...might anyone have any good reading material?
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Mag citrate.
Back in my nursing days, the nurse before me gave a 90 year old bed ridden patient a whole bottle of this 20 minutes before I came on shift. *shudder*0 -
Wal-mart grab yourself a bottle of Equate brand Magnesium Citrate. Comes in Cherry and Lemon. Drink the entire bottle within a half hour and you'll be all nice and cleaned out by morning. :-)0
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Taco Bell with Ghost Pepper Sauce (provided by yourself).0
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Just go straight to suppositories.....ask your interns where to get them and ask for help with the deposit.0
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The words "I'm pregnant" often work for me...
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Prune juice and yogurt.
Or a really good friend with a spoon!:flowerforyou:0 -
Prune juice and yogurt.
Or a really good friend with a spoon!:flowerforyou:
What size of spoon?0 -
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^^Came here to say this.0 -
These are ingested orrrrrrrr?0 -
Take a look at your fiber intake. May not be the perfect solution, but I started a fiber supplement a few weeks ago and it fixed everything right up.0
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MiraLax - dissolves in water easily and has little or no taste. I fill the top to the bottle 3/4 full and mix in my morning coffee. It works quick but it's gentle and leaves a well formed t**d. Wal-Mart has an equivalent that uses the Equate label.0
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Prune juice and yogurt.
Or a really good friend with a spoon!:flowerforyou:
What size of spoon?
I was just thinking it be disposable, not a spork though!0 -
Here's one poop related problem I don't have...0
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Here's one poop related problem I don't have...
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I can relate! Too much protein can feel like you're passing a studded football.... sideways.
MiraLax is gentle, the magnesium stuff will cause your *kitten* to explode....like a firehose; if you don't mind cleaning your toilet bowl everytime you have to poo, then try the magnesium, otherwise, MiraLax is what I use.0 -
Hey @odusgolp, change your T-shirt to say "Regularity ROX" and your profile pic could be in a laxative advert.Here's one poop related problem I don't have...
*ETA: editing to add her profile pic; subject to change at her whim, maybe... I guess...0 -
Here's one poop related problem I don't have...
Yet....
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OMG, tight a#@ just became my theme of the day. I just clenched at this.Prune juice and yogurt.
Or a really good friend with a spoon!:flowerforyou:
What size of spoon?
I was just thinking it be disposable, not a spork though!0 -
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Here's one poop related problem I don't have...
Yet...
Today...0 -
I can relate! Too much protein can feel like you're passing a studded football.... sideways.
MiraLax is gentle, the magnesium stuff will cause your *kitten* to explode....like a firehose; if you don't mind cleaning your toilet bowl everytime you have to poo, then try the magnesium, otherwise, MiraLax is what I use.
Mira in Spanish means look. I don't like the thought of someone looking at Mt. St. Adonis exploding.0 -
Wouldn't this be a pretty significant sign that your diet is not ideal?0
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Muaahahahaha....colon blow.0 -
Wouldn't this be a pretty significant sign that your diet is not ideal?
WHOA....pump yo brakes. This is about the primo of all laxatives, not about my diet.0 -
Here's one poop related problem I don't have...
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Today...
Your First Post??? Really?? Hooker *LOL*
(Please note, Junken and I are BFFs and there's no reason to report our good hearted fun here. Plus, she really is a hooker, so it's totally not slander and stuff.)0 -
Me too! In fact, that's what I thought this thread was about. "Upside-down volcanoes" anyone?
^^Came here to say this.0 -
Here's one poop related problem I don't have...
Yet...
Today...
Your First Post??? Really?? Hooker *LOL*
(Please note, Junken and I are BFFs and there's no reason to report our good hearted fun here. Plus, she really is a hooker, so it's totally not slander and stuff.)
Reported for attacking another member!!!!0
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