Pimp Daddy of All Laxatives?

atactic

I'm making my own yogurt from this recipe:

http://www.breakingtheviciouscycle.info/legal/detail/homemade-yogurt/

If you do it right, you will maintain a healthy gut, and cut the carbs significantly...

Cliffslosinit

Here's one poop related problem I don't have...

Yet...

Today...

Your First Post??? Really?? Hooker *LOL*



(Please note, Junken and I are BFFs and there's no reason to report our good hearted fun here. Plus, she really is a hooker, so it's totally not slander and stuff.)

Reported for attacking another member!!!!

Reported for not reading her disclaimer....stupid Canadian.
**We are friends ....well maybe not now!

SGM_Adonis

While we're on the poop topic, from time to time, I'll have an unflushable poop. I flush, and flush, and flush. I've flushed ten times in a row and it won't go away. I'll have to let it soak for a few hours before it will say bye.

Anyone every experience this? If you're going to suggest it's fat, it isn't...my fat intake is minimal. I've yet to pinpoint why this happens, but it's gone from amusing to perplexing.

Erinelda

Sugar free gummi bears lol.. Just look at these reviews xD

amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Bears-Sugar-Free/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC

IPAkiller

Pimp Daddy of all laxatives right here ⇩⇩⇩

The dosage is controlled by how many fingers you use.

rowlandsw

I got the walmart brand of miralax from someone and good lord try a small dose first because if you take the dose they say you may be busy for the day lol. That said it's nice that it can be put into any liquid, though i swear it makes diet drinks sweeter.

odusgolp

Here's one poop related problem I don't have...

Yet...

Today...

Your First Post??? Really?? Hooker *LOL*



(Please note, Junken and I are BFFs and there's no reason to report our good hearted fun here. Plus, she really is a hooker, so it's totally not slander and stuff.)

Reported for attacking another member!!!!

Reported for not reading her disclaimer....stupid Canadian.
**We are friends ....well maybe not now!

Right? Can't trust Eric these days.

IPAkiller

While we're on the poop topic, from time to time, I'll have an unflushable poop. I flush, and flush, and flush. I've flushed ten times in a row and it won't go away. I'll have to let it soak for a few hours before it will say bye.

Anyone every experience this? If you're going to suggest it's fat, it isn't...my fat intake is minimal. I've yet to pinpoint why this happens, but it's gone from amusing to perplexing.

You have to address this issue before you even try to flush. Try pinching off smaller turds ya filthy animal!

SGM_Adonis

While we're on the poop topic, from time to time, I'll have an unflushable poop. I flush, and flush, and flush. I've flushed ten times in a row and it won't go away. I'll have to let it soak for a few hours before it will say bye.

Anyone every experience this? If you're going to suggest it's fat, it isn't...my fat intake is minimal. I've yet to pinpoint why this happens, but it's gone from amusing to perplexing.

You have to address this issue before you even try to flush. Try pinching off smaller turds ya filthy animal!

I can't....the floating ones tend to look more like the Marvel Comics rock man guy...

rowlandsw

If you hear "it's clobberin' time" coming from the toilet i think you may want to run.

stumblinthrulife

Make like an accountant - sit down and work it out with a pencil.

odusgolp

Make like an accountant - sit down and work it out with a pencil.

Totally made this accountants day.

jofjltncb6

I think high protein/high fat/low carb > high protein/low fat/low carb for that. I even recommend high fat over high fiber for regularity.


And inb4 Alli.

Mello_Rello

Mag Citrate will have you crapping for hour, days even. Wanna know what it's like to have explosive diarrhea? Have 1/2 a bottle of mag citrate, you'll never forget the experience...trust me.

Mr_Bad_Example

I hear fiber is good.

sillygoosie

Golytely for the win.

Used for colonoscopy prep.

meglizbo

You should check out reddit, their keto section deals with this kind of stuff allll the time!

QueenBishOTUniverse

I'm just here because I really, really needed a giggle today. Any helpful advice I might have offered has already been dispensed.

BamaBreezeNSaltAire

While we're on the poop topic, from time to time, I'll have an unflushable poop. I flush, and flush, and flush. I've flushed ten times in a row and it won't go away. I'll have to let it soak for a few hours before it will say bye.

Anyone every experience this? If you're going to suggest it's fat, it isn't...my fat intake is minimal. I've yet to pinpoint why this happens, but it's gone from amusing to perplexing.

You have to address this issue before you even try to flush. Try pinching off smaller turds ya filthy animal!

I can't....the floating ones tend to look more like the Marvel Comics rock man guy...

Then maybe you need Thor's hammer. I believe the rock guy fell apart once he slammed the hammer!

devil_in_a_blue_dress

I mean, nothing cleans me out like some good old fashion anal.

heatherloveslifting

Broccoli. Strawberries. Pineapple. Kiwi, oranges, asparagus, onion, peppers, lettuce, tomato, etc.

You don't think I eat that stuff because it tastes good do you?! (actually pineapple does)

ETA and OMG I just read the above post. Would try pineapple first :laugh:

Escloflowne

I mean, nothing cleans me out like some good old fashion anal.

_MG_

I mean, nothing cleans me out like some good old fashion anal.

O.o

QueenBishOTUniverse

Actually, I lied, BWW's mango habenero for dinner and a big mug of coffee first thing in the morning.

QueenBishOTUniverse

I mean, nothing cleans me out like some good old fashion anal.

Dammit woman, I'm at work! How am I supposed to explain to my class why their teacher suddenly has coffee shooting out her nose?!

knittnponder

Using epsom salts requires a seat belt for your toilet. Imagine the space shuttle on lift off and you have a good idea of how it works.

SGM_Adonis

I mean, nothing cleans me out like some good old fashion anal.

Bahahaha....yeah, that's not likely to happen by choice.

MercenaryNoetic26

Well, yesterday my 2nd Quest bar went thru my intestines like a brick. I mean, I woke up almost five lbs lighter! That was 50% fiber at that point. But I can't be affording 2 Quest bars a day if that was the ticket.

Of course that could all be a huge COINCIDENCE!

brewji

Having Crohn's, I guess I automatically have tons of experience on this topic...

Try Dulcolax. It's over-the-counter. Just take it before you go to bed, and make sure to stock up on TP the night before. You should also book the morning off from work.

Derpes