Why was the person above u running from the po po?

bigbarnold

I DIDN'T DO IT!!!

Rocbola

^ Yes you did. He stole a whole facecord of firewood.

HawkeyeTy

How would I know?

srr728

stole a riding lawnmower to get to liquor store

bigbarnold

For fun

Sarahs2576

He was just minding his own business.....

bigbarnold

She didn't want to share her Twinkies

ComradeTovarich

Arson

mister_universe

clearly guilty, whatever it is. I'm guessing weed.

Sarahs2576

Borrowed his friends pants and was afraid of what might be found in the pockets.

Funny-That was originally for ComradeTovarich

bigbarnold

streaking through a doughnut shop

jeneferphillips89

Stealing marshmallows from the grocery store

AshleyM71

She mooned them out her car wndow

Sarahs2576

Thought the Officer was IT and they were playing Tag.

mister_universe

works as an escort.

Cali_Chica

works as an escort.

He isn't. He's baiting them and then confusing them with semantics games subsequently making them crazy

lmmathis86

got caught with an escort

runs4zen

Swarmed a 7-11 with her kids, emptied out the ICEE machines, grabbed a handful of lottery tickets and snagged a bag of Freetos on her way out the door...all without paying!

mrphil86

Smuggled counterfeit protein powder from Columbia

bigbarnold

Pulled up next to the po po while smoking a blunt and offered them some...

KoopaSix

Arson of course

Sarahs2576

Offered the Officer some bacon....then asked if he enjoyed being a cannibal. It didn't go over so well.

srr728

he let her out of a ticket when she promised him a date and now he wants his date

mariepreston1995

She helped her sidekick bust outta jail

Newnameishardtofind

underage drinking