I must come clean: it's duct tape

mister_universe
mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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The secret to my fantabulous booty...it's duct tape. Squats are for chumps! Duct tape is like $3 a roll. It's available in a couple dozen coordinating colors (so you can match those undies), to say nothing of the snazzy prints that are taking the butt taping world by storm. It's good enough for Miss America contestants, so clearly it's good enough for me.

I know what you're thinking...does it work? You tell me.

To any women who disagree, I have three words: push up bra. :angry:

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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Does it work on abs too?
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    lolwat? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • vvendy_darling
    vvendy_darling Posts: 75
    with all the great colors/designs you chose that?
  • mariepreston1995
    mariepreston1995 Posts: 221
    But how do you walk?? :huh:
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Now we know you are unpinchable! :ohwell:
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    I knew it was too good to be true!....my Mr. Universe dreams are crushed ***runs away crying**

    P.s. I think blue duct tape would go better with your eyes
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Chastity belt.

    You've got it down.
  • NoMoreStretchyPants
    NoMoreStretchyPants Posts: 307
    Does it work on abs too?

    Here you go :)
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  • KatieMae75
    KatieMae75 Posts: 391 Member
    And here I thought it was only good for boosting cleavage. Duct tape really does fix everything.
  • HawkeyeTy
    HawkeyeTy Posts: 681 Member
    You obsess over your butt too much.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Awwww yeah....
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I've heard it's great for slimming thighs as well...
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    You obsess over your butt too much.

    :angry:

    I give it the proper attention it deserves. It could be worse, I could put on thin white yoga pants and slather myself in syrup. :huh:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Awwww yeah....

    Odus, are those duct tape dresses I see in your profile pic?
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Chastity belt.

    You've got it down.

    It's my friend request belt. That's my other secret. *shhhhh*
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Chastity belt.

    You've got it down.

    It's my friend request belt. That's my other secret. *shhhhh*
    You know, it actually makes me wonder if it would make any difference if people wore duct tape like that if it would help any with... Those types of crimes.
    -must write down-
  • U_R_my_Sunshine
    U_R_my_Sunshine Posts: 83 Member
    Best laugh I've had all day! Love me some duct tape.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Does it work on abs too?

    Of course. I refer to these as my prosthetic abs, but they're really just very well done duct tape. That's why they're such a pain to put on and take off.

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  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Are you giving me a hint?....
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Are you giving me a hint?....
    :laugh:
    Oh god.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Ohhhhhhhhhh...putting something between the bare skin and duct tape. That makes waaaaaaay more sense.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Are you giving me a hint?....
    :laugh:
    Oh god.

    You know he IS!!!! :angry:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Ohhhhhhhhhh...putting something between the bare skin and duct tape. That makes waaaaaaay more sense.

    Yeah, certain...accidents from your past could have been avoided. :noway:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Are you giving me a hint?....
    :laugh:
    Oh god.

    You know he IS!!!! :angry:
    So, a whole thread when he could have just PMd you this? XD lol
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Are you giving me a hint?....
    :laugh:
    Oh god.

    You know he IS!!!! :angry:
    So, a whole thread when he could have just PMd you this? XD lol

    UM, who says he didn't... jus sayin...
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Are you giving me a hint?....
    :laugh:
    Oh god.

    You know he IS!!!! :angry:
    So, a whole thread when he could have just PMd you this? XD lol

    UM, who says he didn't... jus sayin...

    O lawd :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Are you giving me a hint?....
    :laugh:
    Oh god.

    You know he IS!!!! :angry:
    So, a whole thread when he could have just PMd you this? XD lol

    Has NOTHING to do with Sassy, but as usual...who is everything about? :angry:

    Sassy's cat:

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  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Are you giving me a hint?....
    :laugh:
    Oh god.

    You know he IS!!!! :angry:
    So, a whole thread when he could have just PMd you this? XD lol

    Has NOTHING to do with Sassy, but as usual...who is everything about? :angry:

    Sassy's cat:

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    Hey boo :smooched:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Are you giving me a hint?....
    :laugh:
    Oh god.

    You know he IS!!!! :angry:
    So, a whole thread when he could have just PMd you this? XD lol

    Has NOTHING to do with Sassy, but as usual...who is everything about? :angry:

    Sassy's cat:

    35lwau.jpg

    Hey boo :smooched:


    ssstaaaaaaaaaaahhhhpp

    calling me that. :angry:

    IMAHAFTASTARTTHATGAMENOW
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Are you giving me a hint?....
    :laugh:
    Oh god.

    You know he IS!!!! :angry:
    So, a whole thread when he could have just PMd you this? XD lol

    Has NOTHING to do with Sassy, but as usual...who is everything about? :angry:

    Sassy's cat:

    35lwau.jpg

    Hey boo :smooched:


    ssstaaaaaaaaaaahhhhpp

    calling me that. :angry:

    IMAHAFTASTARTTHATGAMENOW

    Heheheeeeeee

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