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I must come clean: it's duct tape

mister_universe
Posts: 6,664 Member
The secret to my fantabulous booty...it's duct tape. Squats are for chumps! Duct tape is like $3 a roll. It's available in a couple dozen coordinating colors (so you can match those undies), to say nothing of the snazzy prints that are taking the butt taping world by storm. It's good enough for Miss America contestants, so clearly it's good enough for me.
I know what you're thinking...does it work? You tell me.
To any women who disagree, I have three words: push up bra.


I know what you're thinking...does it work? You tell me.
To any women who disagree, I have three words: push up bra.




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Does it work on abs too?0
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lolwat? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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with all the great colors/designs you chose that?0
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But how do you walk?? :huh:0
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Now we know you are unpinchable! :ohwell:0
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I knew it was too good to be true!....my Mr. Universe dreams are crushed ***runs away crying**
P.s. I think blue duct tape would go better with your eyes0 -
Chastity belt.
You've got it down.0 -
Does it work on abs too?
Here you go0 -
And here I thought it was only good for boosting cleavage. Duct tape really does fix everything.0
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You obsess over your butt too much.0
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Awwww yeah....0
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I've heard it's great for slimming thighs as well...0
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You obsess over your butt too much.
I give it the proper attention it deserves. It could be worse, I could put on thin white yoga pants and slather myself in syrup. :huh:0 -
Awwww yeah....
Odus, are those duct tape dresses I see in your profile pic?0 -
Chastity belt.
You've got it down.
It's my friend request belt. That's my other secret. *shhhhh*0 -
Chastity belt.
You've got it down.
It's my friend request belt. That's my other secret. *shhhhh*
-must write down-0 -
Best laugh I've had all day! Love me some duct tape.0
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Does it work on abs too?
Of course. I refer to these as my prosthetic abs, but they're really just very well done duct tape. That's why they're such a pain to put on and take off.0 -
Are you giving me a hint?....0
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Are you giving me a hint?....
Oh god.0 -
Ohhhhhhhhhh...putting something between the bare skin and duct tape. That makes waaaaaaay more sense.0
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Are you giving me a hint?....
Oh god.
You know he IS!!!!0 -
Ohhhhhhhhhh...putting something between the bare skin and duct tape. That makes waaaaaaay more sense.
Yeah, certain...accidents from your past could have been avoided. :noway:0 -
Are you giving me a hint?....
Oh god.
You know he IS!!!!0 -
Are you giving me a hint?....
Oh god.
You know he IS!!!!
UM, who says he didn't... jus sayin...0 -
Are you giving me a hint?....
Oh god.
You know he IS!!!!
UM, who says he didn't... jus sayin...
O lawd :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Are you giving me a hint?....
Oh god.
You know he IS!!!!
Has NOTHING to do with Sassy, but as usual...who is everything about?
Sassy's cat:0 -
Are you giving me a hint?....
Oh god.
You know he IS!!!!
Has NOTHING to do with Sassy, but as usual...who is everything about?
Sassy's cat:
Hey boo :smooched:0 -
Are you giving me a hint?....
Oh god.
You know he IS!!!!
Has NOTHING to do with Sassy, but as usual...who is everything about?
Sassy's cat:
Hey boo :smooched:
ssstaaaaaaaaaaahhhhpp
calling me that.
IMAHAFTASTARTTHATGAMENOW0 -
Are you giving me a hint?....
Oh god.
You know he IS!!!!
Has NOTHING to do with Sassy, but as usual...who is everything about?
Sassy's cat:
Hey boo :smooched:
ssstaaaaaaaaaaahhhhpp
calling me that.
IMAHAFTASTARTTHATGAMENOW
Heheheeeeeee0
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