I must come clean: it's duct tape

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  • DawnCraigZin
    DawnCraigZin Posts: 2 Member
    THIS IS TOO FUNNY...BETTER NOT HOLD UR PEE TOO LONG, DEF WILL HAVE AN ACCIDENT BY TE TIME U PEEL THAT OFF
  • nancyluckhurst3
    nancyluckhurst3 Posts: 122 Member
    Must be a real ***** when you have to potty. ROFLMAO!!!
    The secret to my fantabulous booty...it's duct tape. Squats are for chumps! Duct tape is like $3 a roll. It's available in a couple dozen coordinating colors (so you can match those undies), to say nothing of the snazzy prints that are taking the butt taping world by storm. It's good enough for Miss America contestants, so clearly it's good enough for me.

    I know what you're thinking...does it work? You tell me.

    To any women who disagree, I have three words: push up bra. :angry:

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  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Ohhhhhhhhhh...putting something between the bare skin and duct tape. That makes waaaaaaay more sense.

    Yeah, certain...accidents from your past could have been avoided. :noway:


    That's supposed to be our secret. UNFRIENDED
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Ohhhhhhhhhh...putting something between the bare skin and duct tape. That makes waaaaaaay more sense.

    Yeah, certain...accidents from your past could have been avoided. :noway:


    That's supposed to be our secret. UNFRIENDED

    This whole thread could have been avoided. I blame you. :angry:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Awwww yeah....

    Odus, are those duct tape dresses I see in your profile pic?

    Yes sir... Yes they are :)
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,040 Member
    Do you use the duct tape for your Brazilian too?

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
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    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Do you use the duct tape for your Brazilian too?

    It stops hurting after the first few times. :noway:
  • nurseybee
    nurseybee Posts: 16
    But how do you walk?? :huh:

    HAHHA you said BUT, and I thought "BUTT" I'm 11 again!
  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
    Awwww yeah....

    Odus, are those duct tape dresses I see in your profile pic?

    Yes sir... Yes they are :)

    that's actually pretty cool, had to double take.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Awwww yeah....

    Odus, are those duct tape dresses I see in your profile pic?

    Yes sir... Yes they are :)

    that's actually pretty cool, had to double take.

    Why thank you :) Oh to be in College again... such fun.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    :noway: :laugh:

    OH FFS!!!!! All I can do is stare!!!!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    So many questions...
    Does your dad know?
    Do you end up looking smaller from water loss?
    When all that comes off, is everything all shriveled and pruney?
    Does it feel and smell all swampy? 'Caus... day-um.
    Chaffing?????
    Also, do you log the wrapping and unwrapping as cardio?
    How dafuq did you come up with that?
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    Works for the front side too!
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Works for the front side too!

    Pics?
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
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    In case you want to sport the stylish low cut "booty" jeans, duct tape to the rescue once again.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    In case you want to sport the stylish low cut "booty" jeans, duct tape to the rescue once again.

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    In case you want to sport the stylish low cut "booty" jeans, duct tape to the rescue once again.

    ^No no no, this lacks whale tail.

    Duct tape thong using leopard print duct tape:

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  • NoMoreStretchyPants
    NoMoreStretchyPants Posts: 307
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  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    No offense, but do you actually lift or what?
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    No offense, but do you actually lift or what?

    I clearly or what.

    Do you even or what?
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    No offense, but do you actually lift or what?

    I clearly or what.

    Do you even or what?

    Low T + Ectomorph = ??
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    No offense, but do you actually lift or what?

    I clearly or what.

    Do you even or what?

    Low T + Ectomorph = ??

    Dude...keep your private life private. :huh:
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    got a quarter I can borrow? I wanna try something...
  • missigus
    missigus Posts: 207 Member
    LOL, too funny. Just make sure you shave. Removal might be a bit painful otherwise. :tongue:
  • quietair
    quietair Posts: 65 Member
    No offense, but do you actually lift or what?

    I clearly or what.

    Do you even or what?

    Low T + Ectomorph = ??

    I'm lost here. Low T sounds like a 4' 6" gangsta rapper and Ecto Cooler was the best HiC flavor ever. What kind of crazy talk is this?!?!
  • 1shauna1
    1shauna1 Posts: 993 Member
    Does it work on abs too?

    Here you go :)
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    Jeff...who is this "Jeff". Are there any studies to back this up?
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    No offense, but do you actually lift or what?


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  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
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    In case you want to sport the stylish low cut "booty" jeans, duct tape to the rescue once again.

    See? Duct tape does repair cracks.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    No offense, but do you actually lift or what?

    I clearly or what.

    Do you even or what?

    Low T + Ectomorph = ??

    I'm lost here. Low T sounds like a 4' 6" gangsta rapper and Ecto Cooler was the best HiC flavor ever. What kind of crazy talk is this?!?!

    :laugh:

    I guarantee that Iceberg was into Low T in the 80s. She loves all the old school rappers. :wink:
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    I was sold on the duct tape underwear.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I was sold on the duct tape underwear.

    Wait until you get into advanced taping techniques. All kinds of visual anomalies are possible. Attention from one tight booty not enough? Need a front butt? Done. The possibilities are endless!

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