I must come clean: it's duct tape

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  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    I was sold on the duct tape underwear.

    Wait until you get into advanced taping techniques. All kinds of visual anomalies are possible. Attention from one tight booty not enough? Need a front butt? Done. The possibilities are endless!

    I'm hoping there will be a duct tape bra tutorial at some point.
  • mantium999
    mantium999 Posts: 1,490 Member
    I was sold on the duct tape underwear.

    Wait until you get into advanced taping techniques. All kinds of visual anomalies are possible. Attention from one tight booty not enough? Need a front butt? Done. The possibilities are endless!

    I'm hoping there will be a duct tape bra tutorial at some point.

    DIY pasties
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    Now we know you are unpinchable! :ohwell:

    No fun. No fun AT ALL..
  • Zaftique
    Zaftique Posts: 599 Member
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    Not gonna lie, sir, that is one nice man-booty.
  • Islandgirl74
    Islandgirl74 Posts: 170 Member
    :huh:
  • Losing75byDecember
    Losing75byDecember Posts: 104 Member
    Why? Seriously, why???
  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
    :bigsmile: think we just solved the thigh-gap issue.. should market that.. "INSTAGAP"
  • csman49
    csman49 Posts: 1,100 Member
    What, the Actual, *kitten*?
  • OverDoIt
    OverDoIt Posts: 332 Member
    A nobel prize for this dood !!
  • SephiraRose
    SephiraRose Posts: 766 Member
    Hey, I think your onto something here. Maybe a new invention? You should market a proto type. Loved your pics, great booty.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Not gonna lie, sir, that is one nice man-booty.

    Thank you, kind lady.

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  • sillyvalentine
    sillyvalentine Posts: 460 Member
    Until your with a girl and she slaps or grabs your *kitten*!
  • beth4dieting3
    beth4dieting3 Posts: 80 Member
    I can do without the duct tape but whew ... that's a sexy pic
  • beth4dieting3
    beth4dieting3 Posts: 80 Member
    What happens when you have to ... uh ... use the bathroom?
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    :bigsmile: think we just solved the thigh-gap issue.. should market that.. "INSTAGAP"

    Yeah...that's been done. Iceberg owns the patents on Instagap™. The R&D on that product was painfully expensive. :laugh:
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    In for the duct taped *kitten*........

    Stayed for the thigh gap. This is Target's perception of the "proper" amount of thigh gap. Epic fail photoshop!!

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  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    You obsess over your butt too much.

    :angry:

    I give it the proper attention it deserves.

    he's facilitating the obsessions of others. there's a diff.
    i on the other hand absolutely obsess. however there's no 'too much' of this. never. :love:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    You obsess over your butt too much.

    :angry:

    I give it the proper attention it deserves.

    he's facilitating the obsessions of others. there's a diff.
    i on the other hand absolutely obsess. however there's no 'too much' of this. never. :love:

    Based off your profile pic...there is no need for duct tape. Well done caboosery. :smooched:
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    Well done caboosery. :smooched:

    :love: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :blushing: :drinker:

    it's like picasso just complimented my painting...
  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
    sooo this is the best thing I've ever seen, well done.
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    No offense, but do you actually lift or what?

    I clearly or what.

    Do you even or what?

    Low T + Ectomorph = ??

    Dude...keep your private life private. :huh:

    Male in his 40's, posting pictures of his *kitten* online for attention.

    Is there another explanation other than the latter statement above?
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    No offense, but do you actually lift or what?

    I clearly or what.

    Do you even or what?

    Low T + Ectomorph = ??

    Dude...keep your private life private. :huh:

    Male in his 40's, posting pictures of his *kitten* online for attention.

    Is there another explanation other than the latter statement above?


    It certainly got your attention ;-)
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    No offense, but do you actually lift or what?

    I clearly or what.

    Do you even or what?

    Low T + Ectomorph = ??

    Dude...keep your private life private. :huh:

    Male in his 40's, posting pictures of his *kitten* online for attention.

    Is there another explanation other than the latter statement, above?

    To let you prove you're a giant douche. No offense to douches intended, after all, they deserve better. :wink:

    Have a seat junior. Or whip it out and let's get the measuring contest over with.
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
    In for duct tape and butts.
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  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    I'm buying some!
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    Works great for women too!

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    Such a versatile product :heart:
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    Works great for women too!

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    Such a versatile product :heart:

    Yes, yes it is.... *stares*
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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  • Veil5577
    Veil5577 Posts: 868 Member
    The handyman's secret weapon.... duct tape.