"unhealthy" foods?

neandermagnon

unhealthy foods:

- the seeds of yew tree berries (although the berries themselves are apparently edible)

- death cap toadstools

these are so unhealthy you can die from eating them just once.





and foods that are just plain evil:

celery and peanuts. I have very strong aversions to these foods. They taste utterly vile and the smell of celery, which I can smell from a long way away, is just as vile as the taste.

Dewymorning

unhealthy foods:

- the seeds of yew tree berries (although the berries themselves are apparently edible)

- death cap toadstools

these are so unhealthy you can die from eating them just once.





and foods that are just plain evil:

celery and peanuts. I have very strong aversions to these foods. They taste utterly vile and the smell of celery, which I can smell from a long way away, is just as vile as the taste.

People say celery is tasteless, but you only need to put a small bit of celery in a dish and the whole things tastes like celery.

I agree.

Celery and peanuts are pure evil.

GummyHuman

All of them. Think about it. Every single person who has ever died ate food at one time or another. Coincidence? I think not.

marvybells

unroasted chestnuts will do a number on your tummy

mccindy72

For serious, HFCS actually does affect the way your body processes food and stores fat (around the belly instead of the rest of the body, which is why there are so many "muffin tops" running around out there). And food with Red Dye in them not good either, which is why many dyes are banned in Europe.


For not serious, liver is gross and why would you want to eat the poison filter out of an animal? And my FIL eats a norwegian food called "Kreb" which is cow's blood and flour fried up like meat. Gross.

Muffin tops can also be caused by ill-fitting jeans. Pouring a size 12 body into a size 4 jeans is just wrong.

I saw that at a Walmart once. I have no idea how she even accomplished the feat. I wanted to take her picture but she saw me looking. not for body shaming but for dressing shaming?

Slacker16

Off the top of my head:

- fugu
- bloody pork
- (some) apricot kernels
- ergotic rye

snikkins

This one time I found my Greek yogurt had curdled.

1.) That's awful.
2.) I your ticker.

And the real answer is clearly tomatoes. Not only can no one agree if it's a fruit or vegetable, but something shouldn't be crunchy and soggy at the same time. It's unnatural.

mccindy72

This one time I found my Greek yogurt had curdled.

1.) That's awful.
2.) I your ticker.

And the real answer is clearly tomatoes. Not only can no one agree if it's a fruit or vegetable, but something shouldn't be crunchy and soggy at the same time. It's unnatural.

tomatoes are clearly a fruit. And they are delicious. If yours were soggy, you waited too long to eat them! Firm is the best type. I like to buy the grape and cherry tomatoes and just snack on 'em!

Derp_Diggler

unhealthy foods:

- the seeds of yew tree berries (although the berries themselves are apparently edible)

- death cap toadstools

these are so unhealthy you can die from eating them just once.





and foods that are just plain evil:

celery and peanuts. I have very strong aversions to these foods. They taste utterly vile and the smell of celery, which I can smell from a long way away, is just as vile as the taste.

People say celery is tasteless, but you only need to put a small bit of celery in a dish and the whole things tastes like celery.

I agree.

Celery and peanuts are pure evil.

I put peanut butter on celery. That's right. Together.

And to answer the OP Rye Bread infected with Ergot. Some say it was even responsible for the witch hunts of the middle ages.

ChrisM8971

Laburnun Seeds, why oh why to adults call them Laburnum beans in front of 6 year old children, namely me!! I mean what harm can a bean do you!

DamePiglet

This one time I found my Greek yogurt had curdled.

1.) That's awful.
2.) I your ticker.

And the real answer is clearly tomatoes. Not only can no one agree if it's a fruit or vegetable, but something shouldn't be crunchy and soggy at the same time. It's unnatural.

Not to mention that their insides look like they aren't "done"... Like bread that's browned on the outside but still dough on the inside.

DamePiglet

For serious, HFCS actually does affect the way your body processes food and stores fat (around the belly instead of the rest of the body, which is why there are so many "muffin tops" running around out there). And food with Red Dye in them not good either, which is why many dyes are banned in Europe.


For not serious, liver is gross and why would you want to eat the poison filter out of an animal? And my FIL eats a norwegian food called "Kreb" which is cow's blood and flour fried up like meat. Gross.

Muffin tops can also be caused by ill-fitting jeans. Pouring a size 12 body into a size 4 jeans is just wrong.

I saw that at a Walmart once. I have no idea how she even accomplished the feat. I wanted to take her picture but she saw me looking. not for body shaming but for dressing shaming?

Not body shaming at all. I've seen plenty of "correct" weight girls do it.

lynn_glenmont

I love my burro.

It's OK to love your burro. Just don't LOVE your burro.