Things a real man should never say/do!

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  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
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    "I can't hold/wear/own that, it's Pink!"

    "Real men" dont wear pink..they eat it.

    its not pink, its "salmon"
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    "I can't hold/wear/own that, it's Pink!"

    "Real men" dont wear pink..they eat it.

    its not pink, its "salmon"

    Are you sure it is not mauve???
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    Wear his pants up around his nipples no matter how old.
    Or wear his pants below his *kitten*...


    AMEN, brother! STOP THE SAG!!!!
  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
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    Call a sandwich, sammich.
  • HuggyBeahr
    HuggyBeahr Posts: 259
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    Wear socks with flip flops!! or flip flops with jeans!
  • dolcezza72
    dolcezza72 Posts: 171 Member
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    Using the term "a real man".

    That is my Pete peeve.... I hate the phrase "a real man!
  • dapunks
    dapunks Posts: 245 Member
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    Something that would make someone cry that weren't tears of joy.

    Talk down to a child.

    Hurt an animal.

    +1 :drinker:
    +2
  • asaw00
    asaw00 Posts: 1,904 Member
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    Wear spanks, a beer gut is sexier than a girdle!
  • raichhype
    raichhype Posts: 74 Member
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    Using the term "a real man".

    +1 - can we stop with gender stereotypes <3
  • bloozen
    bloozen Posts: 131
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    Try and slay a dragon, real men know that dragons are fictional beasts.
  • SymphonynSonata
    SymphonynSonata Posts: 533 Member
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    Using the same tired old 'get me a sammich' 'go be in the kitchen' meme like it's 2005 and still funny.
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
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    "will you marry me?"
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
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    Using the same tired old 'get me a sammich' 'go be in the kitchen' meme like it's 2005 and still funny.

    but...but..
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    Damn! I forgot my wallet at home. Can you pick up this bill?
  • RunnerStephe
    RunnerStephe Posts: 2,195
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    Define real???
  • verptwerp
    verptwerp Posts: 3,659 Member
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    Wear his pants up around his nipples no matter how old.

    ^

    geez, I told my husband to buy new clothes after he lost all that weight :laugh:
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    homerjspartan wrote: »
    Real men drink whiskey and shave with a knife.


    Yes they do


    2lwr7eq.gif

    I see this and think....yep, I'd date him. That is a man. One who has a sense of humor and can keep down his whiskey.


    (I know, way to resurrect a zombie thread.)
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    randomtai wrote: »
    Using the term "a real man".

    This.
  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
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    Not tonight honey, I have a headache..
  • nomadnurse
    nomadnurse Posts: 152 Member
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    assume a women is not capable of something simply because she is a she

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