Dear everyone...

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  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    I think this post blew up...

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  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    So many miserable people up here! I love it!!!:drinker:

    Its Friday people, get that penis out your a*s!!! It will feel better, im sure!!! Laugh a little instead of criticizing, being happy is more fun the being miserable and TRYING to pick on people!!! Wrong person to try to "butthurt".... its so funny to me, thanks for making this slow Friday enjoyable! Who needs TV when i have you guys!! aww group hug! Even the *kitten* talkera ((((((((((((HUG))))))))))) :blushing:

    Ironic.
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
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    I know right!! what were they thinking!!!! I guess spelling a word wrong makes you fail English!!! Damn it, now i know!!! Learning a lot up here!!

    Now let's work on your punctuation and capitalization. And you didn't spell the word wrong, you used the wrong word entirely.

    ok here. we. go!! Like this!! oh wait wait.... Like this?? better now!!!

    awww wait did you reread what you just wrote!! poor girl!! maybe you should take your own advice!!! "you can't start a sentence with and" its ok, we are all learning around here!!
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
    So many miserable people up here! I love it!!!:drinker:

    Its Friday people, get that penis out your a*s!!! It will feel better, im sure!!! Laugh a little instead of criticizing, being happy is more fun the being miserable and TRYING to pick on people!!! Wrong person to try to "butthurt".... its so funny to me, thanks for making this slow Friday enjoyable! Who needs TV when i have you guys!! aww group hug! Even the *kitten* talkera ((((((((((((HUG))))))))))) :blushing:

    Ironic.

    ((((((((HUG)))))))
  • 19TaraLynn84
    19TaraLynn84 Posts: 739 Member
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    I was all happy about the kitty gif. I was smiling and scrolling through useless words...

    and then i see ^^^this.

    *LOSES ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY*

    i looked up cat fight... and that was one that came up.


    ????

    Just...........

    No words..........
  • Mav3rick54
    Mav3rick54 Posts: 180 Member
    In for cat fight
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
    To those AWESOME miserable bullies..... :flowerforyou:
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Y'all...can we just please get back to helping me with my FWB situation? :grumble:

    Does the husband know yet?
    That's exactly my problem! Are you here to help?!

    You're not my bat **** crazy neighbor in disguise are you?
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
    ladies............... you know who you are :wink:

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  • abbylbrown23
    abbylbrown23 Posts: 344 Member
    ladies............... you know who you are :wink:

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    Yummy!!
  • SymphonynSonata
    SymphonynSonata Posts: 533 Member
    PSA: Don't be nice on MFP - it turns into this.
  • Doesn't always work!! Talking can often be useless and overrated! Sure, you can talk at, but never get through to a hard headed individual! :ohwell:
  • 19TaraLynn84
    19TaraLynn84 Posts: 739 Member
    But surely talking to your SO is more productive than posting a one-sided rant on a forum.
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
    Can we turn this into a GIF topic, that would be way more fun!!
  • TheSwoleMinister
    TheSwoleMinister Posts: 70 Member
    Can we turn this into a GIF topic, that would be way more fun!!

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  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
    But what if she's inflatable and can't speak English?
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    If you have a problem with your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife, I have a guaranteed solution for you.

    when in doubt.

    Trouser trout.
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
    Can we turn this into a GIF topic, that would be way more fun!!

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    Now thats LOVE!!!!
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
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    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
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  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    Ummm... It wasn't even "reality tv," bro. It was fake reality tv for a movie - God Bless America, to be exact.
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
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  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    So, can someone give me some advice?

    Just break up

    LOL
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    OH MY GOD! WHAT DID I JUST SEE!
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  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
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    I was all happy about the kitty gif. I was smiling and scrolling through useless words...

    and then i see ^^^this.

    *LOSES ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY*

    Since the original subject matter is garbage, I'm gonna take this opportunity to point out how staged reality shows really are.

    This was not some spontaneous fight they just happened to catch on camera. Watch the camera. They do jump shots from the woman with whatever in her vag to the woman she's throwing something at. And another woman is holding her back, stops just long enough for her to do the deed, and then resumes holding her back.

    This is why reality shows are so dumb. They're as scripted as any other tv show, it's just that they use "real people" instead of actors. They still pull them aside and tell them, "Ok Tiffany, you're going to get in a fight with Amanda here, we want you to really get mad and be over the top, and then at one point Shonda is gonna let you go and that's when you throw the thing tucked under your skirt at her. Ok? Everybody ready, aaaand action!"

    And people think they're just watching someone's normal life that a camera just happened to be lucky enough to catch. Well two cameras. And a few sound guys, a couple other guys making sure the lighting is right....

    That's your "reality tv".

    Confirmed Buzz-kill
    Ruiner of Joy
    Doesn't like dogs or cats

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    i gave you 3 woman!! will that help??
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    200.gif

    I was all happy about the kitty gif. I was smiling and scrolling through useless words...

    and then i see ^^^this.

    *LOSES ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY*

    Since the original subject matter is garbage, I'm gonna take this opportunity to point out how staged reality shows really are.

    This was not some spontaneous fight they just happened to catch on camera. Watch the camera. They do jump shots from the woman with whatever in her vag to the woman she's throwing something at. And another woman is holding her back, stops just long enough for her to do the deed, and then resumes holding her back.

    This is why reality shows are so dumb. They're as scripted as any other tv show, it's just that they use "real people" instead of actors. They still pull them aside and tell them, "Ok Tiffany, you're going to get in a fight with Amanda here, we want you to really get mad and be over the top, and then at one point Shonda is gonna let you go and that's when you throw the thing tucked under your skirt at her. Ok? Everybody ready, aaaand action!"

    And people think they're just watching someone's normal life that a camera just happened to be lucky enough to catch. Well two cameras. And a few sound guys, a couple other guys making sure the lighting is right....

    That's your "reality tv".

    Confirmed Buzz-kill
    Ruiner of Joy
    Doesn't like dogs or cats

    veog0p.gif

    i gave you 3 woman!! will that help??

    Women. Woman is singular. Women is plural.
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
    200.gif

    I was all happy about the kitty gif. I was smiling and scrolling through useless words...

    and then i see ^^^this.



    *LOSES ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY*

    Since the original subject matter is garbage, I'm gonna take this opportunity to point out how staged reality shows really are.

    This was not some spontaneous fight they just happened to catch on camera. Watch the camera. They do jump shots from the woman with whatever in her vag to the woman she's throwing something at. And another woman is holding her back, stops just long enough for her to do the deed, and then resumes holding her back.

    This is why reality shows are so dumb. They're as scripted as any other tv show, it's just that they use "real people" instead of actors. They still pull them aside and tell them, "Ok Tiffany, you're going to get in a fight with Amanda here, we want you to really get mad and be over the top, and then at one point Shonda is gonna let you go and that's when you throw the thing tucked under your skirt at her. Ok? Everybody ready, aaaand action!"

    And people think they're just watching someone's normal life that a camera just happened to be lucky enough to catch. Well two cameras. And a few sound guys, a couple other guys making sure the lighting is right....

    That's your "reality tv".

    Confirmed Buzz-kill
    Ruiner of Joy
    Doesn't like dogs or cats

    veog0p.gif

    i gave you 3 woman!! will that help??

    Women. Woman is singular. Women is plural.


    omg really! smh lol!!! its done ok! go be a teacher or something !!!
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    200.gif

    I was all happy about the kitty gif. I was smiling and scrolling through useless words...

    and then i see ^^^this.



    *LOSES ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY*

    Since the original subject matter is garbage, I'm gonna take this opportunity to point out how staged reality shows really are.

    This was not some spontaneous fight they just happened to catch on camera. Watch the camera. They do jump shots from the woman with whatever in her vag to the woman she's throwing something at. And another woman is holding her back, stops just long enough for her to do the deed, and then resumes holding her back.

    This is why reality shows are so dumb. They're as scripted as any other tv show, it's just that they use "real people" instead of actors. They still pull them aside and tell them, "Ok Tiffany, you're going to get in a fight with Amanda here, we want you to really get mad and be over the top, and then at one point Shonda is gonna let you go and that's when you throw the thing tucked under your skirt at her. Ok? Everybody ready, aaaand action!"

    And people think they're just watching someone's normal life that a camera just happened to be lucky enough to catch. Well two cameras. And a few sound guys, a couple other guys making sure the lighting is right....

    That's your "reality tv".

    Confirmed Buzz-kill
    Ruiner of Joy
    Doesn't like dogs or cats

    veog0p.gif

    i gave you 3 woman!! will that help??

    Women. Woman is singular. Women is plural.


    omg really! smh lol!!! its done ok! go be a teacher or something !!!

    I'm trying. I want to get a job with rosette stone one day. This is how I build up my resume.