Lie about yourself.

JenniCali1000

I've got a tattoo of an *kitten* on my *kitten*

Frank_Just_Frank

I'm on the #SELFIE video

kdeaux1959

I eat 4500 calories per day but never gain a pound.

ROBOTFOOD

I was really busy today.

srr728

so excited to be up at 5am on a saturday

tomaspetro

I act and think like a 64 year old adult.

Go_Mizzou99

I loooove when my wife watches Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

I.C.E. Tea Official Taster
IKEA Apprentice Put Together-er
KATY Trail Bike Rider-er
MFP Skills: Pervy, hater, lover, butt-hurt, post *kitten*

infinitevast

I love country music.

Tight_Fit

I'm dreading finding out the gender of my baby in a few weeks.

_Terrapin_

I'm attracted to smirky faced women

SugarBaby71

I am not bored out of my head and considering going back to bed,

BehindtheMic

I am enjoying being the only one at work this morning....

_Terrapin_

I feel bad for people working this morning

gino715

Can't stand eating steak, potatoes, and buttered bread

BrokenButBeautiful

I think people that wear sunglasses indoors are cool. *giggle*

rosehips60

I have naturally perfect breasts

Sinisterly

I have 13 toes.

bigbarnold

I have seen her 13 toes!

Jersey_GirlSpins

I am hating every minute of the pedicure I'm getting right now!

Lil_Northern_Light

I don't wax