Lie about yourself.

VoodooSyxx

I did not creep inner_goddess' pics

ipinkpanther

i love driving in the city.

Inner_Goddess

I've never done tequila body shots

RideHard2Live

I never drink too much

JRL2121

I hate getting tattooed

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

I never 20 shots of tequila in a night.

sheskimtastic

I've never gone to a sex museum

kandy1436

I never worked as a sex therapist

VoodooSyxx

I've never gone on a road trip with friends and woke up in Mexico.

snazzyjazzy21

I haven't seen a human dissection.

JBfoodforlife

I have never been out of the country...

LoveDanceSing

I never lived in North Dakota for 3 years

cklbrown

I have never been hauled into the police station

rosehips60

I've never been so drunk I couldn't put on slip-on shoes

mxmkenney

I've never have eaten 91 gallons of ice cream in a year.

pandagirl813

I have amazing self control and mainly made A's in school.

Train4Foodz

I've never been back for 10 helpings at an Indian buffet before :explode:

squeepig

I don't secretly wish I was Batman.

JakeNJ95

I am Batman.

MistyMtnMan

I hate doughnuts!!

FlyThisKite

The pic above me did nothing for me...nothing...meh.

Muldactus

I'm sweet and innocent.

VoodooSyxx

I've never made weird dolphin noises during sex, just to mess with a girls' head

FlyThisKite

^ That is not funny at all....nor did it make me snort water...yes water out of my nose.

squeepig

I don't really really want a Like function here.

GC527

I love myself

elusive_design

My name is inigo montoya.............

skinnyinnotime

I'm Tijana and I'm 39

mummma

i look amazing in a bikini

elusive_design

i look amazing in a bikini

Fancy that... so do I!