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Best pick up line ever.....
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My favorite one used on me...
"Good thing I brought my library card, cause I'm checking you out!"
Also, when in a bar a few years ago, a guy bet me a $1 he could make my boobs move without touching them. He put the dollar down and I had to put my hands behind my head. He then grabbed them and shouted "You win!" Careful with this one though, some would call it assault, though I was having fun and considered it hilarious.0 -
Hi I'm Layne...:laugh:0
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Wanna play lion tamer?
Open your mouth and I'll stick my head in...
:laugh: :laugh: :blushing: :drinker:0 -
I was a nanny for a little boy ....one day he comes up and says "Mmmmm....I just had some Skittles. Come here and taste the rainbow sweet thing."
I went ?!?!?!??!!?! and he ended up saying his much older brother taught him that. I was soooo trying to not laugh at this poor little kid lol
That kid is a marketing genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_H8Q7_07SU 0 -
I love my boyfriend's pickup lines.
"Hey baby, is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see us walking hand in hand on a beach together."
"Nice shoes. They go great with that dress."
And on and on...0 -
Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal!0
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"You are finer than frog's hair split in two."
Probably only works in the south.
At the family reunion?0 -
"You are finer than frog's hair split in two."
Probably only works in the south.
At the family reunion?
:flowerforyou:0 -
the word of the week is legs
lets go back to my place and spread the word 0 -
Just for MFP...
Are you into fitness? How about fitting my thingy into your thingy?
My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
I'm gonna have my 'whey' with you.
Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
The weights in this gym just aren't heavy enough... would you mind sitting on my face while I do some crunches?
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you share with me the training regimen you used to attain it?
Probably the most honest one...
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.0 -
Do you work at McDonald's because I'm loving it0
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If you were a boogar I'd pick you0
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When I was younger, on St Paddy's Day I would ask
"Got any Irish in ya?...........................want some more?"0 -
I heard this one last night.
Him: "Did that hurt?"
Her: "Did what hurt?"
Him: "When you fell from heaven, 'cause you look just like an angel."
UGH. :sick:
That's when I reply: "I didn't fall from heaven, I crawled my way up from Hell."0 -
How about you be McDonalds and I'll be Burger King. I'll get it my way and you'll be Lovin' it.0
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Her: "Did that hurt?"
Me: "Did what hurt?"
Her: "When you fell from heaven, 'cause you look like you landed on your face." :sad:0 -
Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform?0
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Guy: Who are you f**king?
Me: What? You can't be serious!
Guy: I just wanna know who my competition is.
He had this air of confidence about him oh and those tats
Might have worked in a different setting!
Worst: I maybe married but there are little things I do for me. You could be one of those little things!0 -
while out walking, a guy came up behind me and said "I love your swing. I bet it would look great on my front porch"0
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"Tell me, how did a nickel like me get a dime like you, it doesn't make - cents.
Get it? Don't giggle at my line, Your feet must be sore from sprinting through my mind.
Not impressed? Really I don't blame you. I'm just tryin to entertain you Before you realize that you're out of my league and make your train choo, choo, choose, you, I, and..."0 -
the word of the week is legs
lets go back to my place and spread the word
Nice!
"Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink."0 -
Does this rag smell like chloroform?0
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1) *checks tag in shirt* ahh just what I thought....Maaade in Heaven!
2) makes sound *weeee wooo, weee wooo* do you hear that? That's an ambulance coming to take me away...cause the sight of you stopped my heart.
Bonus points for anyone who knows the reference :happy:0 -
If you were a boogar I'd pick you
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Me: What winks and screws like a tiger?
Her: What?
Me: 0 -
I love that one!!Wanna play lion tamer?
Open your mouth and I'll stick my head in...
:laugh: :laugh: :blushing: :drinker:0 -
Love it!! Gonna have to try that one!!If you were a boogar I'd pick you0 -
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Used this one a few weeks ago to a RN...
"I need an EKG because your smile just gave me PVCs..."
... we have our second date this weekend :drinker:0 -
Me: What winks and screws like a tiger?
Her: What?
Me:
:laugh: :laugh:0
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