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    Best pick up line ever.....

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    • Posts: 37 Member
      My favorite one used on me...
      "Good thing I brought my library card, cause I'm checking you out!"

      Also, when in a bar a few years ago, a guy bet me a $1 he could make my boobs move without touching them. He put the dollar down and I had to put my hands behind my head. He then grabbed them and shouted "You win!" Careful with this one though, some would call it assault, though I was having fun and considered it hilarious.
    • Posts: 1,918 Member
      Hi I'm Layne...:laugh:
    • Posts: 450
      Wanna play lion tamer?

      Open your mouth and I'll stick my head in... :wink:

      :laugh: :laugh: :blushing: :drinker:
    • Posts: 980 Member
      I was a nanny for a little boy ....one day he comes up and says "Mmmmm....I just had some Skittles. Come here and taste the rainbow sweet thing."

      I went ?!?!?!??!!?! and he ended up saying his much older brother taught him that. I was soooo trying to not laugh at this poor little kid lol

      That kid is a marketing genius

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_H8Q7_07SU
    • Posts: 301 Member
      I love my boyfriend's pickup lines.

      "Hey baby, is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see us walking hand in hand on a beach together."

      "Nice shoes. They go great with that dress."

      And on and on...
    • Posts: 131
      Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal!
    • Posts: 4,024 Member
      "You are finer than frog's hair split in two."

      Probably only works in the south.

      At the family reunion?
    • Posts: 4,064 Member
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      At the family reunion?

      :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 2,067 Member
      the word of the week is legs


      lets go back to my place and spread the word :wink:
    • Posts: 131
      Just for MFP...

      Are you into fitness? How about fitting my thingy into your thingy?

      My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.

      I'm gonna have my 'whey' with you.

      Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

      How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

      The weights in this gym just aren't heavy enough... would you mind sitting on my face while I do some crunches?

      I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

      If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you share with me the training regimen you used to attain it?

      Probably the most honest one...

      Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
    • Posts: 617 Member
      Do you work at McDonald's because I'm loving it
    • Posts: 196 Member
      If you were a boogar I'd pick you
    • Posts: 1,280 Member
      When I was younger, on St Paddy's Day I would ask



      "Got any Irish in ya?...........................want some more?"
    • Posts: 2,131 Member
      I heard this one last night.

      Him: "Did that hurt?"
      Her: "Did what hurt?"
      Him: "When you fell from heaven, 'cause you look just like an angel."

      UGH. :sick:

      That's when I reply: "I didn't fall from heaven, I crawled my way up from Hell."
    • Posts: 22 Member
      How about you be McDonalds and I'll be Burger King. I'll get it my way and you'll be Lovin' it.
    • Posts: 131
      Her: "Did that hurt?"
      Me: "Did what hurt?"
      Her: "When you fell from heaven, 'cause you look like you landed on your face." :sad:
    • Posts: 1,412 Member
      Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform?
    • Posts: 1,549 Member
      Guy: Who are you f**king?
      Me: What? You can't be serious!
      Guy: I just wanna know who my competition is.

      He had this air of confidence about him oh and those tats :love: Might have worked in a different setting!


      Worst: I maybe married but there are little things I do for me. You could be one of those little things!
    • Posts: 1,438 Member
      while out walking, a guy came up behind me and said "I love your swing. I bet it would look great on my front porch"
    • Posts: 4,391 Member
      "Tell me, how did a nickel like me get a dime like you, it doesn't make - cents.
      Get it? Don't giggle at my line, Your feet must be sore from sprinting through my mind.
      Not impressed? Really I don't blame you. I'm just tryin to entertain you Before you realize that you're out of my league and make your train choo, choo, choose, you, I, and..."
    • Posts: 430 Member
      the word of the week is legs


      lets go back to my place and spread the word :wink:

      Nice!

      "Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink."
    • Posts: 11,788 Member
      Does this rag smell like chloroform?
    • Posts: 230
      1) *checks tag in shirt* ahh just what I thought....Maaade in Heaven!

      2) makes sound *weeee wooo, weee wooo* do you hear that? That's an ambulance coming to take me away...cause the sight of you stopped my heart.

      Bonus points for anyone who knows the reference :happy:
    • Posts: 980 Member
      If you were a boogar I'd pick you

      huge-booger-o.gif
    • Posts: 272 Member
      Me: What winks and screws like a tiger?

      Her: What?

      Me: :wink:
    • Posts: 1,634 Member
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      :laugh: :laugh: :blushing: :drinker:
      I love that one!!
    • Posts: 1,634 Member
      If you were a boogar I'd pick you
      Love it!! Gonna have to try that one!!
    • Posts: 3,342 Member
      Are you sitting in sugar?

      Cause you got a sweet @ss
    • Posts: 173
      Used this one a few weeks ago to a RN...

      "I need an EKG because your smile just gave me PVCs..."


      ... we have our second date this weekend :drinker:
    • Posts: 1,549 Member
      Me: What winks and screws like a tiger?

      Her: What?

      Me: :wink:

      :laugh: :laugh:
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