Best pick up line ever.....

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  • Livin4me1969
    Livin4me1969 Posts: 745 Member
    Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform?

    BAHAHAHAHA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • amandakay828
    amandakay828 Posts: 102
    Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart... This was used on me, didn't work lol
  • superdeformedchibi
    superdeformedchibi Posts: 23
    Creepiest pick up like ever:
    "Mmmm. Hey girl, you look just like my sister' :huh:

    Must've been a Game of Thrones fan.
  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
    Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart... This was used on me, didn't work lol


    didnt work??? well there went my line...damnnitt
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. what do i need pick up lines for?
  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
    how about.....

    Me: Guess what this T-shirt is made out of?
    Her: What??
    Me: Boyfriend material

    60% of the time it works every time
  • JamieJam1102
    JamieJam1102 Posts: 308 Member
    Had a guy come up to me at abar (of all places), grab my breast with his eyes closed and said "oh I'm so sorry, I thought your name tag was in brail."

    I hope he left that conversation with a broken wrist and a couple of teeth missing. :noway:
  • superdeformedchibi
    superdeformedchibi Posts: 23
    *flicks a little water on other person and then on self*

    "We should really go and get out of these wet clothes"
  • amandakay828
    amandakay828 Posts: 102
    Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart... This was used on me, didn't work lol


    didnt work??? well there went my line...damnnitt

    Lol!????
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. what do i need pick up lines for?
    Well, it's either pick up line or muscles. Or so I hear.
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    I clearly don't go out enough. What works on guys? It can't be too cheesy.
  • JamieJam1102
    JamieJam1102 Posts: 308 Member
    I clearly don't go out enough. What works on guys? It can't be too cheesy.

    "Hey, wanna f*%$?" works pretty well, I hear. :drinker: :smokin:
  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
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  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
    "Hey, wanna f*%$?" works pretty well, I hear. :drinker: :smokin:
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    For some reason i feel that was directed at me....
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    I clearly don't go out enough. What works on guys? It can't be too cheesy.

    "Hey, wanna f*%$?" works pretty well, I hear. :drinker: :smokin:
    I guess :) It's just a bit one-tracked or whatever it is in English.
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    "Please sit on my face."

    -in an ever so polite tone.

    :laugh:
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform?

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  • ActiveGuy81
    ActiveGuy81 Posts: 705 Member
    You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
    You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all night...
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform?

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    Wow.........someone brought his comment to a new level.................

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  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform?

    :laugh:

    My favorite line to use: I have a weakness for muscular arms and roofies. :wink:
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform?

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    *eyeroll*
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    For the crossfitters:

    Hey there. .. I just blew my WOD on my first Jerk while admiring your snatch. .
  • dcresider
    dcresider Posts: 1,272 Member
    I remember this from a movie and thought it was hilarious: "Would you like your eggs fried or fertilized?" I thought that was the most hilarious thing I had ever heard.
  • Soccermavrick
    Soccermavrick Posts: 405 Member
    Nice shoes, bet you they would make even nicer earrings.
  • TRIX5884
    TRIX5884 Posts: 318 Member
    is it ok if I follow you home? Mom always told me to follow my dreams.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Get in the Van!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    I clearly don't go out enough. What works on guys? It can't be too cheesy.

    "Hey, wanna f*%$?" works pretty well, I hear. :drinker: :smokin:

    Many times its just best to be honest

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