Best pick up line ever.....

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  • Livin4me1969
    Livin4me1969 Posts: 745 Member
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    Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform?

    BAHAHAHAHA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • amandakay828
    amandakay828 Posts: 102
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    Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart... This was used on me, didn't work lol
  • superdeformedchibi
    superdeformedchibi Posts: 23
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    Creepiest pick up like ever:
    "Mmmm. Hey girl, you look just like my sister' :huh:

    Must've been a Game of Thrones fan.
  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
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    Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart... This was used on me, didn't work lol


    didnt work??? well there went my line...damnnitt
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. what do i need pick up lines for?
  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
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    how about.....

    Me: Guess what this T-shirt is made out of?
    Her: What??
    Me: Boyfriend material

    60% of the time it works every time
  • JamieJam1102
    JamieJam1102 Posts: 308 Member
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    Had a guy come up to me at abar (of all places), grab my breast with his eyes closed and said "oh I'm so sorry, I thought your name tag was in brail."

    I hope he left that conversation with a broken wrist and a couple of teeth missing. :noway:
  • superdeformedchibi
    superdeformedchibi Posts: 23
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    *flicks a little water on other person and then on self*

    "We should really go and get out of these wet clothes"
  • amandakay828
    amandakay828 Posts: 102
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    Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart... This was used on me, didn't work lol


    didnt work??? well there went my line...damnnitt

    Lol!????
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
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    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. what do i need pick up lines for?
    Well, it's either pick up line or muscles. Or so I hear.
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
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    I clearly don't go out enough. What works on guys? It can't be too cheesy.
  • JamieJam1102
    JamieJam1102 Posts: 308 Member
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    I clearly don't go out enough. What works on guys? It can't be too cheesy.

    "Hey, wanna f*%$?" works pretty well, I hear. :drinker: :smokin:
  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
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  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
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    "Hey, wanna f*%$?" works pretty well, I hear. :drinker: :smokin:
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    For some reason i feel that was directed at me....
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
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    I clearly don't go out enough. What works on guys? It can't be too cheesy.

    "Hey, wanna f*%$?" works pretty well, I hear. :drinker: :smokin:
    I guess :) It's just a bit one-tracked or whatever it is in English.
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,259 Member
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    "Please sit on my face."

    -in an ever so polite tone.

    :laugh:
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
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    Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform?

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  • ActiveGuy81
    ActiveGuy81 Posts: 705 Member
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    You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

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