Should I go to this wedding?

eldamiano

Yes. Too subtle, just like your apparent insecurity....

Okay. You're right. I'm insecure and sharing this totally true store about my actual cousin and not at all making a reference to multiple threads. Which is why I used terms like 'momcousin' and 'mommom' and someone asked if I was taking my 'Man Brother' as an escort.

Because of my insecurity. You have hit the nail on the head and figured me out. Darn social media.

MFP meets Jeremy Kyle show. Good grief.

This isn't some new thing. I mean....do you even go here?

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235262-i-want-an-ovine
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235260-i-want-an-opiate
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235264-i-want-a-oh-peen
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235277-i-want-an-onion
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235271-i-want-an-o-p-p
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235026-i-want-an-opinion

Yeah, I would do if I really wanted to ask random people whether I should go to someone else's wedding.

I might have to wait another 20 years though before I am bored enough to study the MFP archives and articles listed as "i-want-a-oh-peen" (cant believe you took the time to post all these links for my 'benefit).

mccindy72

Yes. Too subtle, just like your apparent insecurity....

Okay. You're right. I'm insecure and sharing this totally true store about my actual cousin and not at all making a reference to multiple threads. Which is why I used terms like 'momcousin' and 'mommom' and someone asked if I was taking my 'Man Brother' as an escort.

Because of my insecurity. You have hit the nail on the head and figured me out. Darn social media.

MFP meets Jeremy Kyle show. Good grief.

This isn't some new thing. I mean....do you even go here?

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235262-i-want-an-ovine
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235260-i-want-an-opiate
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235264-i-want-a-oh-peen
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235277-i-want-an-onion
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235271-i-want-an-o-p-p
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235026-i-want-an-opinion

Yeah, I would do if I really wanted to ask random people whether I should go to someone else's wedding.

I might have to wait another 20 years though before I am bored enough to study the MFP archives and articles listed as "i-want-a-oh-peen" (cant believe you took the time to post all these links for my 'benefit).

UsedToBeHusky

Yes. Too subtle, just like your apparent insecurity....

Okay. You're right. I'm insecure and sharing this totally true store about my actual cousin and not at all making a reference to multiple threads. Which is why I used terms like 'momcousin' and 'mommom' and someone asked if I was taking my 'Man Brother' as an escort.

Because of my insecurity. You have hit the nail on the head and figured me out. Darn social media.

MFP meets Jeremy Kyle show. Good grief.

This isn't some new thing. I mean....do you even go here?

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235262-i-want-an-ovine
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235260-i-want-an-opiate
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235264-i-want-a-oh-peen
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235277-i-want-an-onion
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235271-i-want-an-o-p-p
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235026-i-want-an-opinion

Yeah, I would do if I really wanted to ask random people whether I should go to someone else's wedding.

I might have to wait another 20 years though before I am bored enough to study the MFP archives and articles listed as "i-want-a-oh-peen" (cant believe you took the time to post all these links for my 'benefit).

Jokes among friends. You should get some... you might enjoy this place a little more.

selfepidemic1

I always try to live true to myself, as corny as that sounds. If you don't want to go, don't. There is no point being miserable.

You have to look after you, no one else will do.

Achrya

Yes. Too subtle, just like your apparent insecurity....

Okay. You're right. I'm insecure and sharing this totally true store about my actual cousin and not at all making a reference to multiple threads. Which is why I used terms like 'momcousin' and 'mommom' and someone asked if I was taking my 'Man Brother' as an escort.

Because of my insecurity. You have hit the nail on the head and figured me out. Darn social media.

MFP meets Jeremy Kyle show. Good grief.

This isn't some new thing. I mean....do you even go here?

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235262-i-want-an-ovine
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235260-i-want-an-opiate
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235264-i-want-a-oh-peen
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235277-i-want-an-onion
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235271-i-want-an-o-p-p
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235026-i-want-an-opinion

Yeah, I would do if I really wanted to ask random people whether I should go to someone else's wedding.

I might have to wait another 20 years though before I am bored enough to study the MFP archives and articles listed as "i-want-a-oh-peen" (cant believe you took the time to post all these links for my 'benefit).

Sigh.

I'm just going to accept that you don't get what's going on and leave you to your own...whatever it is you're feeling. No one can say I didn't try to let you in on the humor/joke.

Bride2B1103

No cake, no booze, no service.

LOL THIS.

bookworm_847

Is there a man brother?

No, can't you read?! This is clearly about my mom cousin.

If there's no man brother, I'd suggest.... wait did you say no cake???:huh:

freckledjezebel

Is there a man brother?

No, can't you read?! This is clearly about my mom cousin.

I'm so happy right now you guys.

blmr85

no booze.... dont go

Therealobi1

Yes. Too subtle, just like your apparent insecurity....

Okay. You're right. I'm insecure and sharing this totally true store about my actual cousin and not at all making a reference to multiple threads. Which is why I used terms like 'momcousin' and 'mommom' and someone asked if I was taking my 'Man Brother' as an escort.

Because of my insecurity. You have hit the nail on the head and figured me out. Darn social media.

MFP meets Jeremy Kyle show. Good grief.

This isn't some new thing. I mean....do you even go here?

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235262-i-want-an-ovine
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235260-i-want-an-opiate
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235264-i-want-a-oh-peen
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235277-i-want-an-onion
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235271-i-want-an-o-p-p
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235026-i-want-an-opinion

I honestly don't get why you seem so upset over something that is pretty common around here/is all in fun. Seems like you need to relax.

What happened in the end to the original onion thread, i couldnt find it in the morning?
So the question is will you going to the wedding?

oilphins

It's pretty clear you don't wanna go. Why are you even asking anybody? If your life revolves are cake and booze, then just stay home and buy your own cake and booze. Is there a reason there's no booze? Have you thought maybe there are recovering alcoholics at the wedding? I thought weddings were about seeing family. Who gives a crap about cake and booze. You're basing your decision on cake and booze? seriously? Funniest thing I've ever heard.

mccindy72

It's pretty clear you don't wanna go. Why are you even asking anybody? If your life revolves are cake and booze, then just stay home and buy your own cake and booze. Is there a reason there's no booze? Have you thought maybe there are recovering alcoholics at the wedding? I thought weddings were about seeing family. Who gives a crap about cake and booze. You're basing your decision on cake and booze? seriously? Funniest thing I've ever heard.

randomtai

It's pretty clear you don't wanna go. Why are you even asking anybody? If your life revolves are cake and booze, then just stay home and buy your own cake and booze. Is there a reason there's no booze? Have you thought maybe there are recovering alcoholics at the wedding? I thought weddings were about seeing family. Who gives a crap about cake and booze. You're basing your decision on cake and booze? seriously? Funniest thing I've ever heard.

Achrya

Yes. Too subtle, just like your apparent insecurity....

Okay. You're right. I'm insecure and sharing this totally true store about my actual cousin and not at all making a reference to multiple threads. Which is why I used terms like 'momcousin' and 'mommom' and someone asked if I was taking my 'Man Brother' as an escort.

Because of my insecurity. You have hit the nail on the head and figured me out. Darn social media.

MFP meets Jeremy Kyle show. Good grief.

This isn't some new thing. I mean....do you even go here?

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235262-i-want-an-ovine
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235260-i-want-an-opiate
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235264-i-want-a-oh-peen
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235277-i-want-an-onion
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235271-i-want-an-o-p-p
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235026-i-want-an-opinion

I honestly don't get why you seem so upset over something that is pretty common around here/is all in fun. Seems like you need to relax.

What happened in the end to the original onion thread, i couldnt find it in the morning?
So the question is will you going to the wedding?

It must have been nuked during the night, I couldn't find it either. Same thing happened to the original Wedding thread (and the reboot) as well. Dumpster fires like that tend to be silently taken care of in the dead of night.

I would never got a wedding without cake of booze.

Grimmerick

Yes. Too subtle, just like your apparent insecurity....

Okay. You're right. I'm insecure and sharing this totally true store about my actual cousin and not at all making a reference to multiple threads. Which is why I used terms like 'momcousin' and 'mommom' and someone asked if I was taking my 'Man Brother' as an escort.

Because of my insecurity. You have hit the nail on the head and figured me out. Darn social media.

MFP meets Jeremy Kyle show. Good grief.

This isn't some new thing. I mean....do you even go here?

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235262-i-want-an-ovine
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235260-i-want-an-opiate
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235264-i-want-a-oh-peen
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235277-i-want-an-onion
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235271-i-want-an-o-p-p
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235026-i-want-an-opinion

Yeah, I would do if I really wanted to ask random people whether I should go to someone else's wedding.

I might have to wait another 20 years though before I am bored enough to study the MFP archives and articles listed as "i-want-a-oh-peen" (cant believe you took the time to post all these links for my 'benefit).

So how long are your horses legs anyway?.............get it? Wait you will have to have a sense of humor to get it. Your life would be way more enjoyable with a sense of humor, and way less painful if you could have that stick removed.

Grimmerick

It's pretty clear you don't wanna go. Why are you even asking anybody? If your life revolves are cake and booze, then just stay home and buy your own cake and booze. Is there a reason there's no booze? Have you thought maybe there are recovering alcoholics at the wedding? I thought weddings were about seeing family. Who gives a crap about cake and booze. You're basing your decision on cake and booze? seriously? Funniest thing I've ever heard.

Wow grab a cup of coffee you are not awake yet because you completely misread this post. She doesn't want to go to the wedding because she doesn't like the chick not everybody has a great family. The cake and booze was more a joke to be funny....................Seriously people why does humor have to be so hard for some. Even if you weren't sure if she was joking, why assume and come off as rude?

Achrya

It's pretty clear you don't wanna go. Why are you even asking anybody? If your life revolves are cake and booze, then just stay home and buy your own cake and booze. Is there a reason there's no booze? Have you thought maybe there are recovering alcoholics at the wedding? I thought weddings were about seeing family. Who gives a crap about cake and booze. You're basing your decision on cake and booze? seriously? Funniest thing I've ever heard.

Plenty of people give a crap about cake and booze, actually. It's not even a half way decent party if I can't have cake OR booze. It's merely an long boring family gathering.

eldamiano

Yes. Too subtle, just like your apparent insecurity....

Okay. You're right. I'm insecure and sharing this totally true store about my actual cousin and not at all making a reference to multiple threads. Which is why I used terms like 'momcousin' and 'mommom' and someone asked if I was taking my 'Man Brother' as an escort.

Because of my insecurity. You have hit the nail on the head and figured me out. Darn social media.

MFP meets Jeremy Kyle show. Good grief.

This isn't some new thing. I mean....do you even go here?

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235262-i-want-an-ovine
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235260-i-want-an-opiate
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235264-i-want-a-oh-peen
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235277-i-want-an-onion
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235271-i-want-an-o-p-p
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235026-i-want-an-opinion

Yeah, I would do if I really wanted to ask random people whether I should go to someone else's wedding.

I might have to wait another 20 years though before I am bored enough to study the MFP archives and articles listed as "i-want-a-oh-peen" (cant believe you took the time to post all these links for my 'benefit).

Jokes among friends. You should get some... you might enjoy this place a little more.

Thanks for the lesson in life. I am sure it will be invaluable. I will stick with my non-electronic friends for now though.

TR0berts

No cake and no booze? Can it even be considered a wedding at that point?

This.



Wait - I mean, "as fiend jolly potato."

Achrya

Is there a man brother?

No, can't you read?! This is clearly about my mom cousin.

I'm so happy right now you guys.

Well don't be! Some people didn't like/get the reference/joke and I'm pretty sure if you do get you're actually insecure. We must resume seriousness as soon as possible.








I kid, I kid.