Water Diet - Please help

likitisplit
likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
For the next week, I will be floating in my pool and only consuming the food items that can be drifted over to me.

I think most fruits and vegetables will work, and meat is pretty buoyant: it'll float just under the surface as long as its not overcooked.

Icecream, of course, would form miniature butter-pecan ice burgs.

My challenge is cake. Do you think it'll be ok if it gets completely sealed in fondant, or do you think it'll get too soggy to eat regardless?
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  • jenschroll
    jenschroll Posts: 162 Member
    Angel food cake sealed in fondant might be okay. The ring itself would make a fun underwater toy!
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
    Can you make a little cake raft? Maybe outta popsicle sticks?
  • subjecttwo
    subjecttwo Posts: 29 Member
    Beer of course! And maybe a sandwich in a Ziploc bag so it doesn't sink or get soggy.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Why don't you get one of those floating trays and bars?
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    I think having food encased in a container is cheating. If I did that, I could just munch on floating bags of Doritos all day and there wouldn't be much point in this diet, would there???
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    This is a great diet. I really hope you solve the cake dilemna. I like the ideas so far!
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    BUT WHAT COUNTS AS WATER?????!?!?? WHAT ABOUT COFFEE AND TEA???
  • MadTownD
    MadTownD Posts: 149 Member
    Actually, you could make a fondant boat, and then pretty much anything could be floated to you. And, those Scoopables Tostitos would probably float bite-sized snickers. This will work! I'm going out tomorrow and buying a pool!

    :smile:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    BUT WHAT COUNTS AS WATER?????!?!?? WHAT ABOUT COFFEE AND TEA???

    The water in the pool has chlorine in it. Is it still water?
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    I think the snickers are pretty light anyway....
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    BUT WHAT COUNTS AS WATER?????!?!?? WHAT ABOUT COFFEE AND TEA???

    The water in the pool has chlorine in it. Is it still water?

    That is a great point. Do you think it would be better to fill the pool with beer?
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    BUT WHAT COUNTS AS WATER?????!?!?? WHAT ABOUT COFFEE AND TEA???

    The water in the pool has chlorine in it. Is it still water?

    That is a great point. Do you think it would be better to fill the pool with beer?

    Yes, I really think you should do that!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    The one thing that concerns me is the Norse king, Fjölnir, who drowned in a vat of mead. Do you think that his death indicates that beer has toxins?

    ETA: and would the alcohol content affect the buoyancy of my diet?

    EETA: Also, would it still be a "water" diet?
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    The one thing that concerns me is the Norse king, Fjölnir, who drowned in a vat of mead. Do you think that his death indicates that beer has toxins?

    ETA: and would the alcohol content affect the buoyancy of my diet?

    EETA: Also, would it still be a "water" diet?
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    19%.... it cures what ails ye. Buoyancy included.
  • smithed812
    smithed812 Posts: 289
    WHERE ARE THE GIF LORDS
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Like this?
  • smithed812
    smithed812 Posts: 289
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    Like this?

    Keep em coming! :drinker:
  • skittlesnhoney
    skittlesnhoney Posts: 651 Member
    I think the snickers are pretty light anyway....

    Don't do the snickers! If they break away they will look like little floaties of something else! That could ruin your appetite.
  • sisterlilbunny
    sisterlilbunny Posts: 686 Member
    I heard this thread has beer. In for the beer. :)
  • rduhlir
    rduhlir Posts: 3,550 Member
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  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    First of all - I'm extremely jealous you can even get in a pool yet - still cold here.

    Secondly, can you not just swim to the side?



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  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Giant sushi boat.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Watch Deuce Bigalow for hints and tips. I'm pretty sure the hot tub tactics translate to pools.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    I think the snickers are pretty light anyway....

    Don't do the snickers! If they break away they will look like little floaties of something else! That could ruin your appetite.
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  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    I think the snickers are pretty light anyway....

    Don't do the snickers! If they break away they will look like little floaties of something else! That could ruin your appetite.
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    OMG! Drained the whole Olympic pool! Loved that movie and Bill Murray too! Especially when he ate the Baby Ruth. :noway: :laugh:
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    First of all - I'm extremely jealous you can even get in a pool yet - still cold here.

    Secondly, can you not just swim to the side?



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    Really? That's all you've got? What's it going to be next? IIFYM? Just eat at a deficit? Sheesh!
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    First of all - I'm extremely jealous you can even get in a pool yet - still cold here.

    Secondly, can you not just swim to the side?



    Eating-in-the-Pool-300x210.jpg

    Really? That's all you've got? What's it going to be next? IIFYM? Just eat at a deficit? Sheesh!


    Jeez - you haven't even started the "diet" and already you're crabby. Better rethink your plan.

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  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    First of all - I'm extremely jealous you can even get in a pool yet - still cold here.

    Secondly, can you not just swim to the side?



    Eating-in-the-Pool-300x210.jpg

    Really? That's all you've got? What's it going to be next? IIFYM? Just eat at a deficit? Sheesh!


    Jeez - you haven't even started the "diet" and already you're crabby. Better rethink your plan.

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    All I'm asking for here is SUPPORT. Aren't we all here for the same thing?
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    I won't be eating in the water any time soon, so I guess the answer to your question is 'no'. Also, in addition to the feelings below - you will also be wrinkly soon. I'm supporting you by not supporting you.

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  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    OMG!
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    YOUR ALL SO MEAN!