WHAT THE ACTUAL FREAK

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  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    in to have on news feed \m/
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Here's a question: If this NON-boyfriend is having unprotected sex with you, how many others is he doing this with? If I were you, I'd insist on a condom for reasons other than birth control. Actually, If I were you, I wouldn't be having sex with him at all.

    I second this.

    This guy is a dirt bag. You can do better, OP. I'm sure there are lots of men that are willing to wear a condom so they can have meaningless sex with you. You don't have to rely on a dirt bag to get your rocks off.
  • em435
    em435 Posts: 210 Member
    Lmao! Is the sex that good?!!!

    I mean, seriously!
    No protection? With a hook-up? Multiple times?!

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  • HerbertNenenger
    HerbertNenenger Posts: 453 Member
    gross
  • Amberlynnek
    Amberlynnek Posts: 405 Member
    Regardless of the weight loss/gain issue, I would be remiss not to suggest considering a Plan A... I don't think Plan B is meant to be taken so often but only as an emergency. Have you considered a more permanent method that is workable for you?
    at the moment, im uninsured and cant afford birth control and even before then, my doctors wouldnt put me on it because im so sensitive to hormones that everything would kill my libido or make me gain weight and my doctors didnt want me gaining weight when im already over weight.

    A box of condoms is MUCH cheaper than Birth Control and Plan B. And if you can't properly control your sex life as it is, maybe killing your libido is actually a good option.
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    Regardless of what he's telling you, he's not going to leave his wife for you.
  • ncrugbyprop
    ncrugbyprop Posts: 96 Member
    WTF... I don't think I would have shared all that, but kudos to you for really putting it all out there for what is turning into an epic thread.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Regardless of what he's telling you, he's not going to leave his wife for you.

    I was thinking this too.

    I want to laugh but this post is actually kind of sad.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member

    I WANT the IUD so bad!! but my doctor REFUSES to give me one because I havent had kids yet and it can rupture the uterus and render me infertile.

    It's like either way I go I cant win.
    He cant use condoms, we tried. He literally cant keep it up. He cant feel anything through them and I even made sure they were the "barely there" thin condoms.
    I cant do birth control because of hormones
    and I cant get the IUD because I dont have kids.

    im being screwed over everywhere and cant really get my body to ever do what I want.

    Your Dr is an idiot. I know people who have an IUD and do not have any kids. The ruptured uterus can happen even if you have had childern. If your willing to run that risk then get a new dr. Also look into a diaphrame for you.

    I'm not really willing to risk becoming infertile.
    I want kids, a lot of them.

    She knows this and that's why she won't.
    Most doctors i know of wont give them if you havent had a kid anyway because the cervix hasnt been stretched enough to reduce possible complications during insertion.

    You need to remember (or realize), I live in the south. I live in the heart of the bible belt where family planning is still EXTREMELY controversial. There's only 1 planned parenthood clinic within a 100 mile radius of me.

    Bulls**t. I grew up in South Georgia smack in the middle of the Bible belt, and I have been using condoms and birth control since I was a teenager. As for the comment about "he can't feel anything with condoms, so he can't use them"...I can't even address that or believe that someone past the age of 16 would fall for the oldest, most pathetic line in the book. I CAN'T!
  • Briargrey
    Briargrey Posts: 498 Member
    just a BTW - putting condoms in your wallet is dumb..it causes them to break down thereby breaking...not smart...

    Exactly. You need to wear that thing 24/7 just in case some fun breaks out.

    ROFL, yep. Guess they'll just have to slide it on....

    It may not be the BEST place, but it is definitely way the hell better than NOT having one. Those at college have their own box kept in a drawer. Those at home have a box in the kitchen drawer. Two condoms are kept in wallets so they are on hand at all times since you may never know when 'happy happy fun fun times' break out. All my kids have been taught to toss it if it hasn't been used in ages (expiration dates and wear/tear from being in a wallet) and replace regularly. Condoms = way cheaper than child support.

    Sex doesn't just happen conveniently next to your nightstand. Or when you have a backpack handy. Or whatever. But most of us keep a wallet and/or purse on us at all times. So that's the best place. And the reason they keep 2? 1) if you're lucky, maybe you'll be lucky twice in one night, or 2) if one is damaged, hopefully the other isn't.

    And all were taught that if they both are kaput, no glove, no love wins out over raging boners every time.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Here's a thought: CLOSE YOUR LEGS! I can't tell if you are really this stupid, or if you are just trolling? Of course Plan B is going to make your hormones go crazy. Are you taking it every time you have sex?

    Next question, do you have a cell phone? Ditch it. You'll have plenty of money left over to pay for birth control.

    If you are too stupid to figure out the use of a condom or regular birth control... PLEASE DO NOT REPRODUCE! We already have enough idiots having children in this world. We don't need another.

    But she's taking the plan B so she doesn't reproduce. As long as she keeps popping those pills then you don't have much to worry about. So why are we telling her to stop taking it? Out of some kind of false concern for her hormones/future fertility? Concern for someone we think is an idiot unworthy of reproduction? Wouldn't permanent damage to her reproductive organs have the effect that you desire?


    I'm confused.

    Yeah, jodatoad's comments confused me too. I am as concerned for her as I am the OP at this point.
  • bagge72
    bagge72 Posts: 1,377 Member
    Here's a thought: CLOSE YOUR LEGS! I can't tell if you are really this stupid, or if you are just trolling? Of course Plan B is going to make your hormones go crazy. Are you taking it every time you have sex?

    Next question, do you have a cell phone? Ditch it. You'll have plenty of money left over to pay for birth control.

    If you are too stupid to figure out the use of a condom or regular birth control... PLEASE DO NOT REPRODUCE! We already have enough idiots having children in this world. We don't need another.

    But she's taking the plan B so she doesn't reproduce. As long as she keeps popping those pills then you don't have much to worry about. So why are we telling her to stop taking it? Out of some kind of false concern for her hormones/future fertility? Concern for someone we think is an idiot unworthy of reproduction? Wouldn't permanent damage to her reproductive organs have the effect that you desire?


    I'm confused.

    BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    So true. OP, please keep taking Plan B at least 4 times monthly until you develop some sort of cervical/uterine/ovarian cancer and can no longer reproduce. Please. As has been said already, more unplanned kids being paid for by welfare is the most stupid idea ever.

    (You can call me an @sshole, I call myself a Darwinist :p )

    Jam! Actually you should take it before and after you have sex everytime
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member

    And for your dude... Yes. Condoms suck, but get it on, get it in, and all will be well. If he's like me, he will last a lot longer that way becuase he won't feel much of anything.


    Yeah, unlike OP, you sound sincere with this comment. That was the same experience my husband and I had when we used condoms in between kiddos.
  • pammerz88
    pammerz88 Posts: 58 Member
    at the moment, im uninsured and cant afford birth control

    Here's a thought: stop having sex. If you can't afford birth control, you can't afford to be pregnant either.

    THIS!!!
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    (my insurance covered Viagra but not birth control -- go figure)

    No fair! My husband's insurance doesn't cover Viagra or Cialis. We have to hit the streets for a substitute. ($300 for Cialis! :love: )
  • Briargrey
    Briargrey Posts: 498 Member
    (my insurance covered Viagra but not birth control -- go figure)

    No fair! My husband's insurance doesn't cover Viagra or Cialis. We have to hit the streets for a substitute. ($300 for Cialis! :love: )

    Heh. Old, southern, white male run company (now defunct) --- they were all about protecting the penis (unless it was a GAY penis) and not so much about the vag.
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    I take back my recommendation for tube tying and exchange it for a recommendation that the OP go ahead and get a hysterectomy.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    Because of comments like this:
    Here's a question: If this NON-boyfriend is having unprotected sex with you, how many others is he doing this with? If I were you, I'd insist on a condom for reasons other than birth control. Actually, If I were you, I wouldn't be having sex with him at all.
  • Morgaath
    Morgaath Posts: 679 Member
    Also, remember that muscle weighs more than fat does!

    Thank you for this most useless of comments.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Here's a question: If this NON-boyfriend is having unprotected sex with you, how many others is he doing this with? If I were you, I'd insist on a condom for reasons other than birth control. Actually, If I were you, I wouldn't be having sex with him at all.

    I second this.

    This guy is a dirt bag. You can do better, OP. I'm sure there are lots of men that are willing to wear a condom so they can have meaningless sex with you. You don't have to rely on a dirt bag to get your rocks off.

    Hell, a toy is better than a douche bag. SRS
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