The Perfect Woman

ElliottTN

.....but I think I would look more sophisticated with grey hair when it happens.

You are perfect elliot ❤️

making me smile, thank you sweetness

Platform_Heels

Yep.

No woman dresses up for men. We do it to impress other women. Men (for the most part, with a few exceptions) don't know the difference between a Versace and a plastic bag.

I actually dress up to impress men. I know when I go out I'll get the stink eye from the women but not from the men .

firstsip

You know, I have never met a man in the real world who thinks this way.

I haven't either. In my experience it's women who put all these extremely high expectations on ourselves and on each other.

Yep.

No woman dresses up for men. We do it to impress other women. Men (for the most part, with a few exceptions) don't know the difference between a Versace and a plastic bag.

Or perhaps just because they like clothes and stuff and not to impress anyone at all?

This. I'm pretty sure I hop over aisles and push people out of the way to get to floral prints because I like them, not because I hope other women get jealous of my garden-attire.

rml_16

You know, I have never met a man in the real world who thinks this way.

I haven't either. In my experience it's women who put all these extremely high expectations on ourselves and on each other.

Yep.

No woman dresses up for men. We do it to impress other women. Men (for the most part, with a few exceptions) don't know the difference between a Versace and a plastic bag.

Or perhaps just because they like clothes and stuff and not to impress anyone at all?

This. I'm pretty sure I hop over aisles and push people out of the way to get to floral prints because I like them, not because I hope other women get jealous of my garden-attire.

That isn't really what I meant.

The_Aly_Wei

This did not make my day.

My day is made with equal parts filtered sunshine, unicorn sneezes and baby crocodile tears. Stir thoroughly, add a dash of hopeful exuberance and a pinch of realism. Let simmer over low heat while slowly adding creamered coffee.

I only accept romantic/sexual partners that represent an ideal. My ideal which consists of one simple concept: Do they have a desire to sometimes please me in roughly the same quantities as I have a desire to sometimes please them? If yes, then we generally get along. If it's lopsided in either direction, then we generally don't.

I generally like satire but this one just screamed anger rather than humor.

I will have what you are having

firstsip

You know, I have never met a man in the real world who thinks this way.

I haven't either. In my experience it's women who put all these extremely high expectations on ourselves and on each other.

Yep.

No woman dresses up for men. We do it to impress other women. Men (for the most part, with a few exceptions) don't know the difference between a Versace and a plastic bag.

Or perhaps just because they like clothes and stuff and not to impress anyone at all?

This. I'm pretty sure I hop over aisles and push people out of the way to get to floral prints because I like them, not because I hope other women get jealous of my garden-attire.

That isn't really what I meant.

What did you mean?

Platform_Heels

All women should start requiring all men to have six packs and full heads of hair

I absolutely LOVE bald men.

My criteria is as follows:

Buff
Bald
Accent

*swoons*

Mello_Rello

And the church said "AMEN!!!!"

neandermagnon

You know, I have never met a man in the real world who thinks this way.

I haven't either. In my experience it's women who put all these extremely high expectations on ourselves and on each other.

Yep.

No woman dresses up for men. We do it to impress other women. Men (for the most part, with a few exceptions) don't know the difference between a Versace and a plastic bag.

Or perhaps just because they like clothes and stuff and not to impress anyone at all?

in my experience, the pressure to look a certain way comes mainly from women. Not all women. Plenty of women are confident enough in themselves that they don't spend their lives *****ing about what other women do or don't wear or making *****y comments to other women about what they're wearing.... but I've come across plenty that do exactly that. I've not come across men who do that.

btw I don't associate with people like this if I have any choice in the matter... just explaining where the comment I made quoted above comes from. And of course not all women are the same. Just like not all men are the same.

Noogynoogs

I am perfect just he way I am

SarahofTwins

I would tell him to make his own £*#%ing sandwich ???? ????

BusyRaeNOTBusty

Then you obviously dont get the humor

I guess I don't get it either, because I found it trite and overdone.

Look, we all know someone who may fit the description of the man the article is trying to mimic. But I'd say in this day and age that man is in a huge minority. Most men I know certainly don't expect perfection in a woman.

Exactly. I think women just makes this **** up to feel worse about themselves. My husband certainly appreciates perfection in women on T.V. or in magazines but he's smart enough to know the difference between fantasy and real life. I'm not even the most attractive woman he's ever dated but obviously he picked me.

ninerbuff

The Perfect Woman......

So this.

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Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

Galatea_Stone

Women's fashion is determined mostly by women and gay men. Ditto with the standards of beauty.

If straight men determined women's fashion, we'd probably all me dressed in a mash-up of corsets, short skirts, high heels and golf attire.

odusgolp

I think I just learned that I'm the perfect woman...


Awesome.

MagJam2004

Stuff like this really aggravates me. Like someone else said, I have never met a guy who actually thinks like that. Another quote I loved was that many times, the stress isn't from men, but other women. My wife and I worked out most of our expectations before we got married, and very few have to do with how she looks. Those that deal with her appearance are more in lines with, you are not allowed to cut your own bangs, or other stuff like capri pants will never be bought with my money. But really, this man hating, lean on each other female mob mentality drives me up the wall. You are women for crying out loud! You have built and toppled empires! You have birthed the population of the world and then gone back to tilling the farm with nary a hitch in the giddy up. Time to muster up the ovarian fortitude and get over this kind of crap. No one is allowed to define your beauty but you. These kind of whining group counseling type motivators are beneath you.

QueenBishOTUniverse

You know, I have never met a man in the real world who thinks this way.

I haven't either. In my experience it's women who put all these extremely high expectations on ourselves and on each other.

IRL nope, never met this guy.

Did troll a date Russian women forum once though, god THAT was hysterical.

Cameron_1969

Yeah. . lol. .like it's just the men who cheat. . whatevs .

jasonmh630

Then you obviously dont get the humor

I guess I don't get it either, because I found it trite and overdone.

Look, we all know someone who may fit the description of the man the article is trying to mimic. But I'd say in this day and age that man is in a huge minority. Most men I know certainly don't expect perfection in a woman.

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QueenBishOTUniverse

Stuff like this really aggravates me. Like someone else said, I have never met a guy who actually thinks like that. Another quote I loved was that many times, the stress isn't from men, but other women. My wife and I worked out most of our expectations before we got married, and very few have to do with how she looks. Those that deal with her appearance are more in lines with, you are not allowed to cut your own bangs, or other stuff like capri pants will never be bought with my money. But really, this man hating, lean on each other female mob mentality drives me up the wall. You are women for crying out loud! You have built and toppled empires! You have birthed the population of the world and then gone back to tilling the farm with nary a hitch in the giddy up. Time to muster up the ovarian fortitude and get over this kind of crap. No one is allowed to define your beauty but you. These kind of whining group counseling type motivators are beneath you.

What IS it with the man-hate for capri pants? My husband throws a damn temper tantrum if I even try them on!

MagJam2004

What IS it with the man-hate for capri pants? My husband throws a damn temper tantrum if I even try them on!

just decide if you want to wear shorts or pants, you can't have both.

Galatea_Stone

What IS it with the man-hate for capri pants? My husband throws a damn temper tantrum if I even try them on!

just decide if you want to wear shorts or pants, you can't have both.

+1.

They make me look like a hobbit.

Docmahi

The Perfect Woman......

holy crap this chick is hot *swoon*

somefitsomefat

Meh, most women are way more shallow than men. Some aren't. Those are rare gems worth looking for. Discard the rest.

QueenBishOTUniverse

What IS it with the man-hate for capri pants? My husband throws a damn temper tantrum if I even try them on!

just decide if you want to wear shorts or pants, you can't have both.

+1.

They make me look like a hobbit.

I generally require pants in a long cut, which invariably doesn't exist or is sold out. With capris it at least looks like my pants being too short is intentional.

fantabulous_

sullus

ItsCasey

No woman dresses up for men. We do it to impress other women.

Maybe you need to get out more. I dress well every day for every occasion because I have what must be an extraordinarily high level of self-respect, if the attitudes around here are any indication of the average.

Otterluv

What IS it with the man-hate for capri pants? My husband throws a damn temper tantrum if I even try them on!

just decide if you want to wear shorts or pants, you can't have both.

But, shorts ARE capris on me!


**hangs head and kicks rocks with short little legs**

ModoVincere

All women should start requiring all men to have six packs and full heads of hair

I absolutely LOVE bald men.

My criteria is as follows:

Buff
Bald
Accent

*swoons*

How YOU doin?