Daily demotivation!

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  • in4nomz
    in4nomz Posts: 230
    The "fun sized" bags of M&Ms only have 70 calories so I can eat like 20 of them because they're small with few calories. Oh, and the "bite sized" candy bars (Twixt, 3 Musketeers, Snickers, etc.) are only 24 calories so I can eat the entire bag, right?

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    I always thought that since they didn't have a nutrition label included on each fun sized bar, they had no calories...crap...am I doing it wrong?
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    I gained weight just reading this!
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    I wait all year for these darn things!! They are way better than the regular reeses peanut butter cups. Don't ask me to explain because I simply cannot! But I will hurt someone for one of these!!

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    They have them a lot of times during the year in different shapes. Pumpkin shapes for October, hearts for Valentines, etc.

    BUT EGG SHAPE IS THE BEST.

    Fact

    Yup. The chocolate to peanut butter ratio is optimal in the egg shape.
    Troof.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    That lady in your office isn't trying to sabotage you. The truth is, she doesn't care about you at all and has never given your weight loss efforts a second thought..

    Furthermore your husband isn't trying to sabotage you either; he's just tired of you telling him he can't eat what he wants in his own home, trying out your weird cauliflower experiments, and dealing with you being a hangry bish.

    LMAO!

    Are you sure? This is the man that told me to eat nothing but watermelon and mocked my "diet" chocolate (80% dark Theo)

    Well. Is that sabotage or just not knowing stuff? (Like that watermelon is gross)

    Watermelon is delicious as part of a balanced diet.

    I hold to the "ignorance is not a defense" book of laws.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Sorry about your motivation cancer.
  • Just_Ceci
    Just_Ceci Posts: 5,926 Member
    Must add this thread to this: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1211825-my-mfp-friends-are-sabotagging-me

    Will be shopping for Reese's eggs soon! (Wondering if they come in dark chocolate?!)
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    That lady in your office isn't trying to sabotage you. The truth is, she doesn't care about you at all and has never given your weight loss efforts a second thought..

    Furthermore your husband isn't trying to sabotage you either; he's just tired of you telling him he can't eat what he wants in his own home, trying out your weird cauliflower experiments, and dealing with you being a hangry bish.

    LMAO!

    Are you sure? This is the man that told me to eat nothing but watermelon and mocked my "diet" chocolate (80% dark Theo)

    Well. Is that sabotage or just not knowing stuff? (Like that watermelon is gross)

    Watermelon is delicious as part of a balanced diet.

    I hold to the "ignorance is not a defense" book of laws.

    Watermelon is a pointless gross tasting non-part of my diet. :grumble:
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    That lady in your office isn't trying to sabotage you. The truth is, she doesn't care about you at all and has never given your weight loss efforts a second thought..

    Furthermore your husband isn't trying to sabotage you either; he's just tired of you telling him he can't eat what he wants in his own home, trying out your weird cauliflower experiments, and dealing with you being a hangry bish.

    LMAO!

    Are you sure? This is the man that told me to eat nothing but watermelon and mocked my "diet" chocolate (80% dark Theo)

    Well. Is that sabotage or just not knowing stuff? (Like that watermelon is gross)

    Watermelon is delicious as part of a balanced diet.

    I hold to the "ignorance is not a defense" book of laws.

    Watermelon is a pointless gross tasting non-part of my diet. :grumble:

    Cosigned.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    That lady in your office isn't trying to sabotage you. The truth is, she doesn't care about you at all and has never given your weight loss efforts a second thought..

    Furthermore your husband isn't trying to sabotage you either; he's just tired of you telling him he can't eat what he wants in his own home, trying out your weird cauliflower experiments, and dealing with you being a hangry bish.

    LMAO!

    Are you sure? This is the man that told me to eat nothing but watermelon and mocked my "diet" chocolate (80% dark Theo)

    Well. Is that sabotage or just not knowing stuff? (Like that watermelon is gross)

    Watermelon is delicious as part of a balanced diet.

    I hold to the "ignorance is not a defense" book of laws.

    Watermelon is a pointless non-tasting non-part of my diet. :grumble:
    FTFY.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    That lady in your office isn't trying to sabotage you. The truth is, she doesn't care about you at all and has never given your weight loss efforts a second thought..

    Furthermore your husband isn't trying to sabotage you either; he's just tired of you telling him he can't eat what he wants in his own home, trying out your weird cauliflower experiments, and dealing with you being a hangry bish.

    LMAO!

    Are you sure? This is the man that told me to eat nothing but watermelon and mocked my "diet" chocolate (80% dark Theo)

    Well. Is that sabotage or just not knowing stuff? (Like that watermelon is gross)

    Watermelon is delicious as part of a balanced diet.

    I hold to the "ignorance is not a defense" book of laws.

    Watermelon is a pointless non-tasting non-part of my diet. :grumble:
    FTFY.

    Where are you all getting your watermelon?
  • Siannah
    Siannah Posts: 456 Member
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  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Today's thought:

    You are probably doing it wrong!! Even what you think you understand is an approximation!! And that donut you avoided was just the perfect fuel to get you into the gym. Lose, lose, you are going to forget to do something critical today!!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    If you can't work out for at least 30 minutes and eat 10 grams of protein in the following 45 minutes, it's probably not worth doing any exercise at all.
  • craftywitch_63
    craftywitch_63 Posts: 829 Member
    The "fun sized" bags of M&Ms only have 70 calories so I can eat like 20 of them because they're small with few calories. Oh, and the "bite sized" candy bars (Twixt, 3 Musketeers, Snickers, etc.) are only 24 calories so I can eat the entire bag, right?

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    I always thought that since they didn't have a nutrition label included on each fun sized bar, they had no calories...crap...am I doing it wrong?

    No. After reading your post I've seen the light and realized I'm the one doing it wrong!

    Like:
    cake crumbs
    carnival food
    food eaten in front of the TV
    movie popcorn
    Girl Scout cookies (or food bought from a bake sale put on for charity)
    dessert that you jacked from someone else
    children's food consumed by adults
    and any food smaller than 1 square inch

    food without nutrition labels on each piece have no calories!
  • Snow3y
    Snow3y Posts: 1,412 Member
    You will get fat and die if you eat easter eggs.
  • craftywitch_63
    craftywitch_63 Posts: 829 Member
    You will get fat and die if you eat easter eggs.

    Yeah but what a way to go!! Death by Easter eggs!

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  • runforestrun35
    runforestrun35 Posts: 480 Member
    Love this thread! I needed a good laugh this morning!
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    I found out it is actually good exercise with a little Easter basket mod...

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  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    Your child is not a genius. Never has been - never will be.


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  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    You will get fat and die if you eat easter eggs.

    Yeah but what a way to go!! Death by Easter eggs!

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    Love this one!
  • Siannah
    Siannah Posts: 456 Member
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  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    If you can't work out for at least 30 minutes and eat 10 grams of protein in the following 45 minutes, it's probably not worth doing any exercise at all.

    ... and at least half of that protein will be converted to fat directly.
  • _MG_
    _MG_ Posts: 453 Member
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  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    If you can't fix it with deadlifts and fish oil, you're probably going to die.

    (I know it's squats, but I like deadlifts, so I get to say it that way!)
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    If you can't fix it with deadlifts and fish oil, you're probably going to die.

    (I know it's squats, but I like deadlifts, so I get to say it that way!)

    I approve of this change.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    You're not gaining muscle. You're just bloated.
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    You're not gaining muscle. You're just fat.

    FIFY :laugh:
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    Easter is upon us, eat the chocolate eggs, there are more being made and its not like 100 cals is going to kill you. Well, at least not today.

    The couch is extra comfy today. Likely tomorrow, too.


    I'm going to hit left field and say your ticker is from Princess Mononoke and that makes you completely awesome.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    That PM you received wasn't someone being creepy or hitting on you. They said "Beautiful smile!" because they felt bad for you.
  • Zaftique
    Zaftique Posts: 599 Member
    That lady in your office isn't trying to sabotage you. The truth is, she doesn't care about you at all and has never given your weight loss efforts a second thought..

    Furthermore your husband isn't trying to sabotage you either; he's just tired of you telling him he can't eat what he wants in his own home, trying out your weird cauliflower experiments, and dealing with you being a hangry bish.

    LMAO!

    Are you sure? This is the man that told me to eat nothing but watermelon and mocked my "diet" chocolate (80% dark Theo)

    Well. Is that sabotage or just not knowing stuff? (Like that watermelon is gross)

    Watermelon is delicious as part of a balanced diet.

    I hold to the "ignorance is not a defense" book of laws.

    Watermelon is a pointless non-tasting non-part of my diet. :grumble:
    FTFY.

    Where are you all getting your watermelon?
    Sprinkle salt on the watermelon = BEST THING EVER. Cures all watermelon woes.

    It also helps to have a really ripe, deep red melon. Some of those wan pink seedless kinds are junk to begin with.

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