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You didn't get passed over for a promotion because you're fat. It's because you project an air of incompetence.0
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I wait all year for these darn things!! They are way better than the regular reeses peanut butter cups. Don't ask me to explain because I simply cannot! But I will hurt someone for one of these!!
They have them a lot of times during the year in different shapes. Pumpkin shapes for October, hearts for Valentines, etc.
BUT EGG SHAPE IS THE BEST.
It truly is, no other peanut butter cup of any shape or size can compare.
Edited because I failed to read the whole thread before commenting and someone already said chocolate to peanut butter ratio. Sorry, sorry, sorry, don't stone me!!0 -
I think that's my new Hermes-style exclamation. "Sweet pickled watermelon rind that tastes like behind!" :laugh:
Somehow I expected you to have eaten the watermelon rind at the end of this story. DAMMIT. SEQUEL?
(I also think watermelon is meh.)
only when pickled.
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Hahaha, this reminds me of when I was a sophomore in college, and one of my classmates accused me of not liking her because she was a lesbian. I was like, "No, I just don't like you because you're a b itch!" :laugh:You didn't get passed over for a promotion because you're fat. It's because you project an air of incompetence.0 -
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If you're doing everything right and it's still not working? Sorry for you but there ain't nothing to do but eat less. Or you know, wait it out and hope at some point what doesn't work magically does.
Magic.
Addendum:
If you think you have a thyroid problem, remember that slow or difficult weight loss isn't a nice isolated symptom.
Remember that you're losing hair from everywhere, including your eyebrows, having trouble sleeping but having trouble staying awake, if you do sleep, you still have the energy of a sloth, your bowel movements are a game of Russian Roulette, your body is so cold that you're wearing sweatshirts when it's 90, you have the memory loss of a 90 year old when you're only 35, your immune system is compromised and you get sick even looking at a box of tissues, you're depressed, your skin is so dry that a bucket of Vaseline couldn't make you look and feel like a "nice" day in the desert.
Oh, and your sex drive sucks.0 -
If you're doing everything right and it's still not working? Sorry for you but there ain't nothing to do but eat less. Or you know, wait it out and hope at some point what doesn't work magically does.
Magic.
Addendum:
If you think you have a thyroid problem, remember that slow or difficult weight loss isn't a nice isolated symptom.
Remember that you're losing hair from everywhere, including your eyebrows, having trouble sleeping but having trouble staying awake, if you do sleep, you still have the energy of a sloth, your bowel movements are a game of Russian Roulette, your body is so cold that you're wearing sweatshirts when it's 90, you have the memory loss of a 90 year old when you're only 35, your immune system is compromised and you get sick even looking at a box of tissues, you're depressed, your skin is so dry that a bucket of Vaseline couldn't make you look and feel like a "nice" day in the desert.
Oh, and your sex drive sucks.
Quoted for f*cking truth. My husband tried to go un-medicated for a couple of weeks (couldn't afford a doctor visit) and it was awful.0 -
I belonged to a Golds for awhile that was on the second level of an outdoor center. I always took the stairs but I swear to god almost everyone else took the escalator.0 -
Your aim of laughing in the faces of those people you work with / know when you lose the weight is pointless, they don't care.0
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If you're doing everything right and it's still not working? Sorry for you but there ain't nothing to do but eat less. Or you know, wait it out and hope at some point what doesn't work magically does.
Magic.
Addendum:
If you think you have a thyroid problem, remember that slow or difficult weight loss isn't a nice isolated symptom.
Remember that you're losing hair from everywhere, including your eyebrows, having trouble sleeping but having trouble staying awake, if you do sleep, you still have the energy of a sloth, your bowel movements are a game of Russian Roulette, your body is so cold that you're wearing sweatshirts when it's 90, you have the memory loss of a 90 year old when you're only 35, your immune system is compromised and you get sick even looking at a box of tissues, you're depressed, your skin is so dry that a bucket of Vaseline couldn't make you look and feel like a "nice" day in the desert.
Oh, and your sex drive sucks.
...and not everyone with an under active thyroid gains loads of weight either. A decrease in your metabolism means your body needs less food and quite often the person's appetite decreases in response.0 -
I am now sitting here thinking of the chocolate I KNOW is in the gift I got from my parents yesterday that they said I can't open to Friday at the earliest. They live over an hour way, how will they know if I open it earlier or not? Then again its at home. I'm at work. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Doooooo it! As soon as you get home. Just do it!0 -
The "fun sized" bags of M&Ms only have 70 calories so I can eat like 20 of them because they're small with few calories. Oh, and the "bite sized" candy bars (Twixt, 3 Musketeers, Snickers, etc.) are only 24 calories so I can eat the entire bag, right?
I always thought that since they didn't have a nutrition label included on each fun sized bar, they had no calories...crap...am I doing it wrong?
No. After reading your post I've seen the light and realized I'm the one doing it wrong!
Like:
cake crumbs
carnival food
food eaten in front of the TV
movie popcorn
Girl Scout cookies (or food bought from a bake sale put on for charity)
dessert that you jacked from someone else
children's food consumed by adults
and any food smaller than 1 square inch
food without nutrition labels on each piece have no calories!
Add burned food to this one. All the calories are burned out of it, so you can eat all you want. Like the burnt edges of homemade macaroni and cheese. Does not count.0 -
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The "fun sized" bags of M&Ms only have 70 calories so I can eat like 20 of them because they're small with few calories. Oh, and the "bite sized" candy bars (Twixt, 3 Musketeers, Snickers, etc.) are only 24 calories so I can eat the entire bag, right?
I always thought that since they didn't have a nutrition label included on each fun sized bar, they had no calories...crap...am I doing it wrong?
No. After reading your post I've seen the light and realized I'm the one doing it wrong!
Like:
cake crumbs
carnival food
food eaten in front of the TV
movie popcorn
Girl Scout cookies (or food bought from a bake sale put on for charity)
dessert that you jacked from someone else
children's food consumed by adults
and any food smaller than 1 square inch
food without nutrition labels on each piece have no calories!
Oh good, so this means the piece of easter fudge delivered to my room by my sabotaging assistant principal is actually a kind and thoughtful gift that I can consume without remorse because it contains no guilt laden evil calories?0 -
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The "fun sized" bags of M&Ms only have 70 calories so I can eat like 20 of them because they're small with few calories. Oh, and the "bite sized" candy bars (Twixt, 3 Musketeers, Snickers, etc.) are only 24 calories so I can eat the entire bag, right?
I always thought that since they didn't have a nutrition label included on each fun sized bar, they had no calories...crap...am I doing it wrong?
No. After reading your post I've seen the light and realized I'm the one doing it wrong!
Like:
cake crumbs
carnival food
food eaten in front of the TV
movie popcorn
Girl Scout cookies (or food bought from a bake sale put on for charity)
dessert that you jacked from someone else
children's food consumed by adults
and any food smaller than 1 square inch
food without nutrition labels on each piece have no calories!
Oh good, so this means the piece of easter fudge delivered to my room by my sabotaging assistant principal is actually a kind and thoughtful gift that I can consume without remorse because it contains no guilt laden evil calories?
No because the assistant principal actually hates you. Sorry.
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The "fun sized" bags of M&Ms only have 70 calories so I can eat like 20 of them because they're small with few calories. Oh, and the "bite sized" candy bars (Twixt, 3 Musketeers, Snickers, etc.) are only 24 calories so I can eat the entire bag, right?
I always thought that since they didn't have a nutrition label included on each fun sized bar, they had no calories...crap...am I doing it wrong?
No. After reading your post I've seen the light and realized I'm the one doing it wrong!
Like:
cake crumbs
carnival food
food eaten in front of the TV
movie popcorn
Girl Scout cookies (or food bought from a bake sale put on for charity)
dessert that you jacked from someone else
children's food consumed by adults
and any food smaller than 1 square inch
food without nutrition labels on each piece have no calories!
Oh good, so this means the piece of easter fudge delivered to my room by my sabotaging assistant principal is actually a kind and thoughtful gift that I can consume without remorse because it contains no guilt laden evil calories?
No because the assistant principal actually hates you. Sorry.
:laugh: That might actually be true....0 -
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