Daily demotivation!
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The "fun sized" bags of M&Ms only have 70 calories so I can eat like 20 of them because they're small with few calories. Oh, and the "bite sized" candy bars (Twixt, 3 Musketeers, Snickers, etc.) are only 24 calories so I can eat the entire bag, right?
I always thought that since they didn't have a nutrition label included on each fun sized bar, they had no calories...crap...am I doing it wrong?
No. After reading your post I've seen the light and realized I'm the one doing it wrong!
Like:
cake crumbs
carnival food
food eaten in front of the TV
movie popcorn
Girl Scout cookies (or food bought from a bake sale put on for charity)
dessert that you jacked from someone else
children's food consumed by adults
and any food smaller than 1 square inch
food without nutrition labels on each piece have no calories!
Oh good, so this means the piece of easter fudge delivered to my room by my sabotaging assistant principal is actually a kind and thoughtful gift that I can consume without remorse because it contains no guilt laden evil calories?
Given that this is the demotivation thread...have at it!0 -
There have been studies about sports teams
Losers get laid more often after the game.
Winners are too busy doing TV interviews and counting their money.0 -
Don't worry about spot reduction. You need to lose 100 lbs before you should even be concerned about "problem areas."
Ooh you're good!0 -
Why bother? You're just going to regain all the weight in three years anyway.0
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Why bother? You're just going to regain all the weight in three years anyway.
Here, have a chocolate. :devil:0 -
Don't worry about spot reduction. You need to lose 100 lbs before you should even be concerned about "problem areas."
Ooh you're evil!
FIFY :laugh:0 -
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You ran three miles. You "deserve" that second slice of cake.
You worked late again. Get the shake with your meal - you've "earned it."
You didn't snap at your husband when he was picking a fight last night...danish for you!0 -
Sprinkle salt on the watermelon = BEST THING EVER. Cures all watermelon woes.
FTFY.That lady in your office isn't trying to sabotage you. The truth is, she doesn't care about you at all and has never given your weight loss efforts a second thought..
Furthermore your husband isn't trying to sabotage you either; he's just tired of you telling him he can't eat what he wants in his own home, trying out your weird cauliflower experiments, and dealing with you being a hangry bish.
LMAO!
Are you sure? This is the man that told me to eat nothing but watermelon and mocked my "diet" chocolate (80% dark Theo)
Well. Is that sabotage or just not knowing stuff? (Like that watermelon is gross)
Watermelon is delicious as part of a balanced diet.
I hold to the "ignorance is not a defense" book of laws.
Watermelon is a pointless non-tasting non-part of my diet. :grumble:
Where are you all getting your watermelon?
It also helps to have a really ripe, deep red melon. Some of those wan pink seedless kinds are junk to begin with.
Let me tell you a story, as my mom and great gram like to tell it to me.
When I was a wee thing my great gram picked me up from daycare or maybe kindergarten. She took me back to her place, fired up the grill, sat me at my little kiddie picnic table. In front of me she placed a big old slice of watermelon, and then she went off to man the grill. She'd look back periodically to find the watermelon slowly drifting away while I made sounds like 'yum' and 'oh so good' and 'I love this grandma."
And then my mother arrived, having finished her work shift, and reached down to pick me up. Only to stop and call out of great grandmother
"Grandma, why does she have a lap full of mushy watermelon chunks?"
Because even then, as a child known for eating anything you put in front of me, I'd rather sit with a lap full of soaking wet watermelon than actually eat it.
*fade to black*
Watermelon tastes like *kitten*. Cold needlessly drippy *kitten*.
:laugh:
I also hate the taste of watermelon.
That story reminds me of one my late grandmother told us about my dad as a toddler.... she was serving him some kind of dark green vegetable (I think spinach) and saw he ate it all..."good boy!" she said giving him another serving... and another... then at the end when she took him from the high chair, she saw that the wall behind the high chair was all covered in spinach :laugh: :laugh:
my dad eats his green veggies nowadays :laugh: (he's in his 60s now)0 -
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Good job resisting the urge to eat one of those delicious lemon sugar cookies.
Too bad that hundred calories was probably meaningless in the grand scheme of things.0 -
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How MANY times have I told myself that in the middle of whatever???0 -
QFT0 -
You parked at the far side of the parking lot at Walmart. That's exercise. You don't really NEED to go to the gym now.0
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Beats the hell out of the alternative though!0 -
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You parked at the far side of the parking lot at Walmart. That's exercise. You don't really NEED to go to the gym now.
Are you saying that if I just park far enough away, it's ok to eat this every day?!
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Broken bits of anything don't have calories you know. Broken cookies, broken chips, broken pretzels, broken crackers ... zero calories.0
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So I ate the fudge, but then I logged it, so I'm a failure at dieting AND at demotivation! :sad:
and why is MFP lying to me? It says that the fudge had calories, but it had no nutrition label, so clearly it CAN'T have calories, now I'm confused too! This is clearly too hard, I quit!0 -
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You parked at the far side of the parking lot at Walmart. That's exercise. You don't really NEED to go to the gym now.
Are you saying that if I just park far enough away, it's ok to eat this every day?!
One bowl = one serving.0 -
Broken bits of anything don't have calories you know. Broken cookies, broken chips, broken pretzels, broken crackers ... zero calories.
I always suspected that, thanks for confirming!0 -
You parked at the far side of the parking lot at Walmart. That's exercise. You don't really NEED to go to the gym now.
Are you saying that if I just park far enough away, it's ok to eat this every day?!
One bowl = one serving.
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Broken bits of anything don't have calories you know. Broken cookies, broken chips, broken pretzels, broken crackers ... zero calories.
I always suspected that, thanks for confirming!
Same goes for melted chocolate licked off the package. :flowerforyou:0 -
Today's thought: losing weight will not make you happier, smarter or sexier. There is still a piece of bratwurst stuck between your teeth and your kids hate you because you let the guinea pig die in the heat.0
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