Perfect Boyfriend

idontcarroll

A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect boyfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect boyfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
- brunette
- blue eyes
- 6 foot 3 inches tall
- 215 pounds
- Has pecks and a butt
- Makes at least 70K a year
- Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

yes please to all, except I don't care how much he makes as long as he has his own place, his own car and pays his own bills.

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Cliffslosinit

A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect boyfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect boyfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
- brunette
- blue eyes
- 6 foot 3 inches tall
- 215 pounds
- Has pecks and a butt
- Makes at least 70K a year
- Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

We ARE just meant to be together!!
I don't care what the restraining orders says!!!

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Again, I'm 3 of those things. I make a rockin boyfriend.

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MistyMtnMan

I like Orange is the new Black at least haha. I don't think Old Fashioned's qualify as "fruity" though.

Cliffslosinit

yes please to all, except I don't care how much he makes as long as he has his own place, his own car and pays his own bills.

I should just stop stalking you and go ahead and ask you out then!:flowerforyou:

Derpes

Richard Simmons? Aside from height that is:

idontcarroll

don't forget, he must be able to lick his own eyebrows


:devil:

& a couple other things...

kilsafari

I'm a girl who meets 2 of these.... date me

MistyMtnMan

I'm a girl who meets 2 of these.... date me

Judging by your pic, you're certainly tall enough.

binaryjester

Not
Even
Close

...forever alone

eric_sg61

Saw 6'3

cbarn025

I'm guessing blacks guys just aren't perfect boyfriend material then.

alaskamatteson

don't forget, he must be able to lick his own eyebrows


:devil:

& a couple other things...

:laugh:

Miska_

Not
Even
Close

...forever alone

It's okay, I still love you.

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OnAllFours

While I miss a lot of that criteria, I make up for it in other areas. Also note I can breathe through my ears. ;P

PinUp2014

A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect boyfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect boyfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
- brunette
- blue eyes
- 6 foot 3 inches tall
- 215 pounds
- Has pecks and a butt
- Makes at least 70K a year
- Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

Wow....

I'm not even interested. LOL

To each their own. :flowerforyou:

tmpecus78

does one blue eye count? :yawn:

capnrus789

- brunette
- blue eyes
- 6 foot 3 inches tall
- 215 pounds
- Has pecks and a butt
- Makes at least 70K a year
- Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

Lets see:
-yes
-no
-no
-no
-no
-no
-no, no, and no

Fail

jasonmh630

Apparently, they only interviewed shallow folks lol... Not one of those "requirements" are moral/personality traits.

idontcarroll

does one blue eye count? :yawn:

Get back under my desk...I didn't say you could come out.

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

- brunette - Check
- blue eyes Check - well, one blue eye, one green eye
- 6 foot 3 inches tall - 6'6"
- 215 pounds - 265 lbs
- Has pecks and a butt Check
- Makes at least 70K a year - Check
- Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black" - Straw Daq's, yes to shopping and Piper rocks!

kborton1122

A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect boyfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect boyfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
- brunette
- blue eyes
- 6 foot 3 inches tall
- 215 pounds
- Has pecks and a butt
- Makes at least 70K a year
- Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

This describes my man, except for " Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

IPAkiller

A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect boyfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect boyfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
- Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

I'm pretty sure if he fit that last requirement, he's looking for the perfect boyfriend too.

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

does one blue eye count? :yawn:

holy crap, there are two of us?

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LC458

I'm guessing blacks guys just aren't perfect boyfriend material then.

Have you met my friend??

funforsports

I am so so close. D@mn blue eyes and fruity drinks.