Perfect Boyfriend

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idontcarroll
idontcarroll Posts: 216 Member
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A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect boyfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect boyfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
- brunette
- blue eyes
- 6 foot 3 inches tall
- 215 pounds
- Has pecks and a butt
- Makes at least 70K a year
- Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"
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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    yes please to all, except I don't care how much he makes as long as he has his own place, his own car and pays his own bills.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect boyfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect boyfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
    - brunette
    - blue eyes
    - 6 foot 3 inches tall
    - 215 pounds
    - Has pecks and a butt
    - Makes at least 70K a year
    - Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

    We ARE just meant to be together!!
    I don't care what the restraining orders says!!!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    Again, I'm 3 of those things. I make a rockin boyfriend.
  • MistyMtnMan
    MistyMtnMan Posts: 527 Member
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    I like Orange is the new Black at least haha. I don't think Old Fashioned's qualify as "fruity" though.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    yes please to all, except I don't care how much he makes as long as he has his own place, his own car and pays his own bills.

    I should just stop stalking you and go ahead and ask you out then!:flowerforyou:
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    Richard Simmons? Aside from height that is:

    Richard+Simmons+2010+World+Fitness+Day+uDJjx2-qZANl.jpg
  • idontcarroll
    idontcarroll Posts: 216 Member
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    don't forget, he must be able to lick his own eyebrows


    :devil:
    & a couple other things...
  • kilsafari
    kilsafari Posts: 61
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    I'm a girl who meets 2 of these.... date me
  • MistyMtnMan
    MistyMtnMan Posts: 527 Member
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    I'm a girl who meets 2 of these.... date me

    Judging by your pic, you're certainly tall enough.
  • binaryjester
    binaryjester Posts: 46 Member
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    Not
    Even
    Close

    ...forever alone
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
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    Saw 6'3
    rage-quit.gif
  • cbarn025
    cbarn025 Posts: 939 Member
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    I'm guessing blacks guys just aren't perfect boyfriend material then.
  • alaskamatteson
    alaskamatteson Posts: 95 Member
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    don't forget, he must be able to lick his own eyebrows


    :devil:
    & a couple other things...

    :laugh:
  • Miska_
    Miska_ Posts: 84
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    Not
    Even
    Close

    ...forever alone


    It's okay, I still love you. :heart:
  • OnAllFours
    OnAllFours Posts: 170 Member
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    While I miss a lot of that criteria, I make up for it in other areas. Also note I can breathe through my ears. ;P
  • PinUp2014
    PinUp2014 Posts: 79 Member
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    A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect boyfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect boyfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
    - brunette
    - blue eyes
    - 6 foot 3 inches tall
    - 215 pounds
    - Has pecks and a butt
    - Makes at least 70K a year
    - Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

    Wow....

    I'm not even interested. LOL

    To each their own. :flowerforyou:
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
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    does one blue eye count? :yawn: :cry:

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