Perfect Boyfriend

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  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    the fruity drinks and tv shows are just asking too much!
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
    does one blue eye count? :yawn: :cry:

    Get back under my desk...I didn't say you could come out.

    you just use me for my long tongue :grumble:
  • LC458
    LC458 Posts: 300 Member
    A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect boyfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect boyfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
    - brunette
    - blue eyes
    - 6 foot 3 inches tall
    - 215 pounds
    - Has pecks and a butt
    - Makes at least 70K a year
    - Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

    Aw, it's so cute that you think that list is even close to enough for a woman. :flowerforyou:

    Lol!!!! :laugh:
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
    does one blue eye count? :yawn: :cry:

    holy crap, there are two of us?

    yeah man. Left eye is blue and right eye is green. :drinker:
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    What about Affliction shirts and designer jeans with excessive pocket embellishments? And don't forget bleached tips.
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
    does one blue eye count? :yawn: :cry:

    holy crap, there are two of us?

    yeah man. Left eye is blue and right eye is green. :drinker:

    welcome brother!

    read the second paragraph below...

    Chimeras are really fraternal twins who fused together very early in development. The fusion happens early enough that there aren't any issues with being conjoined or having extra limbs or anything. A chimera is simply a single person made up of cells from two different people.

    Sometimes there are outward signs that you might be a chimera. You might have the hair on one side of your head a different color than the other side....... Or two different colored eyes. .....Or stripes that can only be seen under ultraviolet light. (There are also other explanations too.)
  • Kitship
    Kitship Posts: 579 Member
    - Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

    Yeah, good luck with that one...

    :huh:
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    um... no. no, i'm sorry, the described is NOT the perfect boyfriend.

    the perfect boyfriend is as follows:

    tall enough that I can wear heels or secure enough that he doesn't care if I do
    makes enough money to support himself
    treats his mom (or mother-figure) and mine with love and respect
    shares hobbies and fave TV shows in common with me
    agrees with me on The Big Stuff like marriage and children and faith
    makes me laugh and makes me think
    sexually compatible
    secure enough not to care that I have guy friends (and some of them are straight)
    I don't care about hair color or eye color, but laugh lines and useful hands will get me every time
    great booty

    and I think most women would agree with the majority of this list
  • cbarn025
    cbarn025 Posts: 939 Member
    I'm guessing blacks guys just aren't perfect boyfriend material then.

    Michael%2BEaly3.jpg

    Have you met my friend??

    well played. But they(Brothers with blue eyes) are very few and far between.
  • OSUalum
    OSUalum Posts: 449 Member
    does one blue eye count? :yawn: :cry:

    holy crap, there are two of us?

    yeah man. Left eye is blue and right eye is green. :drinker:

    welcome brother!

    read the second paragraph below...

    Chimeras are really fraternal twins who fused together very early in development. The fusion happens early enough that there aren't any issues with being conjoined or having extra limbs or anything. A chimera is simply a single person made up of cells from two different people.

    Sometimes there are outward signs that you might be a chimera. You might have the hair on one side of your head a different color than the other side....... Or two different colored eyes. .....Or stripes that can only be seen under ultraviolet light. (There are also other explanations too.)

    Yum...tall AND has brains!
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    Really good looking men rarely score 10s. The 10s mostly date above average men but not the crème de la crème
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
    does one blue eye count? :yawn: :cry:

    holy crap, there are two of us?

    yeah man. Left eye is blue and right eye is green. :drinker:

    welcome brother!

    read the second paragraph below...

    Chimeras are really fraternal twins who fused together very early in development. The fusion happens early enough that there aren't any issues with being conjoined or having extra limbs or anything. A chimera is simply a single person made up of cells from two different people.

    Sometimes there are outward signs that you might be a chimera. You might have the hair on one side of your head a different color than the other side....... Or two different colored eyes. .....Or stripes that can only be seen under ultraviolet light. (There are also other explanations too.)

    damn, didn't know that. Thanks for sharing :drinker:
  • LC458
    LC458 Posts: 300 Member
    I'm guessing blacks guys just aren't perfect boyfriend material then.

    Michael%2BEaly3.jpg

    Have you met my friend??

    well played. But they(Brothers with blue eyes) are very few and far between.
    Well if it makes you feel better I lose out on "perfect girlfriend" prize because of the same thing ( among other things as well lol) :sad:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    - bald
    - funny
    - tall enough to reach things I can't
    - 160-450 pounds
    - Has a brain
    - Makes enough to support himself
    - Likes include: bourbon, comic books, and "Firefly"

    That's my list.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    does one blue eye count? :yawn: :cry:

    holy crap, there are two of us?

    yeah man. Left eye is blue and right eye is green. :drinker:

    welcome brother!

    read the second paragraph below...

    Chimeras are really fraternal twins who fused together very early in development. The fusion happens early enough that there aren't any issues with being conjoined or having extra limbs or anything. A chimera is simply a single person made up of cells from two different people.

    Sometimes there are outward signs that you might be a chimera. You might have the hair on one side of your head a different color than the other side....... Or two different colored eyes. .....Or stripes that can only be seen under ultraviolet light. (There are also other explanations too.)

    Yum...tall AND has brains!

    NO!! He is Royalty....inbreeding! LOL....just kidding. No I will not meet you after school, just so you can beat me up!:angry:
  • gimmieonemore
    gimmieonemore Posts: 9 Member
    This is more like perfect "gay husband" material. Perfect boyfriend attributes:
    1) Athletic
    2) Funny
    3) Kind
    4) Honest
    5) Self-reliant
    6) Drinks Scotch
    7) Can start a fire
    8) Can fish or hunt
    9) Will win a fight 9/10 times
    10) Finishes last ;)
  • idontcarroll
    idontcarroll Posts: 216 Member
    does one blue eye count? :yawn: :cry:

    holy crap, there are two of us?

    yeah man. Left eye is blue and right eye is green. :drinker:
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    I enjoy your beefy fingers too. :smooched:
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    - bald
    - funny
    - tall enough to reach things I can't
    - 160-450 pounds
    - Has a brain
    - Makes enough to support himself
    - Likes include: bourbon, comic books, and "Firefly"

    That's my list.

    ^^^ This girl right here? She wins all the things.
  • LunaZuriel
    LunaZuriel Posts: 77 Member
    Apparently people still only care about looks and money....:ohwell: :ohwell: :ohwell:
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    Apparently people still only care about looks and money....:ohwell: :ohwell: :ohwell:

    My exact thoughts.
  • LC458
    LC458 Posts: 300 Member
    This is more like perfect "gay husband" material. Perfect boyfriend attributes:
    1) Athletic
    2) Funny
    3) Kind
    4) Honest
    5) Self-reliant
    6) Drinks Scotch
    7) Can start a fire
    8) Can fish or hunt
    9) Will win a fight 9/10 times
    10) Finishes last ;)

    "gay husband" :huh:
    I think your list could be for a straight or gay man.
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
    how about just one:

    respects me and treats me well?
  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
    Your perfect boyfriend has no substance.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    Apparently people still only care about looks and money....:ohwell: :ohwell: :ohwell:
    ..........and those are the unhappiest people you'll ever come in contact with
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    Looks like I'd make the perfect boyfriend minus a few inches in more places than one.
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    This is more like perfect "gay husband" material. Perfect boyfriend attributes:
    1) Athletic
    2) Funny
    3) Kind
    4) Honest
    5) Self-reliant
    6) Drinks Scotch
    7) Can start a fire
    8) Can fish or hunt
    9) Will win a fight 9/10 times
    10) Finishes last ;)

    "gay husband" :huh:
    I think your list could be for a straight or gay man.

    The "gay husband" comment was directed toward the original post. Read the first line again, it says this list is for her "perfect boyfriend", not for the gay husband comment lol...
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
    um... no. no, i'm sorry, the described is NOT the perfect boyfriend.

    the perfect boyfriend is as follows:

    tall enough that I can wear heels or secure enough that he doesn't care if I do
    makes enough money to support himself
    treats his mom (or mother-figure) and mine with love and respect
    shares hobbies and fave TV shows in common with me
    agrees with me on The Big Stuff like marriage and children and faith
    makes me laugh and makes me think
    sexually compatible
    secure enough not to care that I have guy friends (and some of them are straight)
    I don't care about hair color or eye color, but laugh lines and useful hands will get me every time
    great booty

    and I think most women would agree with the majority of this list

    ^ This
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Again, I'm 3 of those things. I make a rockin boyfriend.

    I got 4, and have never seen Orange is the New Black.

    My husband only has 3. Yes! I win. Wait, what do I win? A girlfriend? Awesome. Does she clean?
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
    I enjoy your beefy fingers too. :smooched:

    :embarassed: :drinker: :wink:
  • LC458
    LC458 Posts: 300 Member
    how about just one:

    respects me and treats me well?
    This^^
    WIthout a doubt I agree but the perfect gf one was completely superficial just as well. I think it was meant all in fun. Sure your gonna have completely shallow people out there and that list is it. But unless your meeting someone on a blind date or over the internet I think a lot of it is physical. I saw my fiance 5 years ago, I wanted my fiance, so I went and got him.:love: He'll never own up to the story but hey it was physical attraction that was the first thing and then the respect, funny personality, sweet heart and genuine support come. :happy:

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