Perfect Boyfriend

capnrus789

- brunette
- blue eyes
- 6 foot 3 inches tall
- 215 pounds
- Has pecks and a butt
- Makes at least 70K a year
- Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

Lets see:
-yes
-no
-no
-no
-no
-no
-no, no, and no

Fail

jasonmh630

Apparently, they only interviewed shallow folks lol... Not one of those "requirements" are moral/personality traits.

idontcarroll

does one blue eye count? :yawn:

Get back under my desk...I didn't say you could come out.

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

- brunette - Check
- blue eyes Check - well, one blue eye, one green eye
- 6 foot 3 inches tall - 6'6"
- 215 pounds - 265 lbs
- Has pecks and a butt Check
- Makes at least 70K a year - Check
- Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black" - Straw Daq's, yes to shopping and Piper rocks!

kborton1122

A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect boyfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect boyfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
- brunette
- blue eyes
- 6 foot 3 inches tall
- 215 pounds
- Has pecks and a butt
- Makes at least 70K a year
- Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

This describes my man, except for " Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

IPAkiller

A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect boyfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect boyfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
- Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

I'm pretty sure if he fit that last requirement, he's looking for the perfect boyfriend too.

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

does one blue eye count? :yawn:

holy crap, there are two of us?

LC458

I'm guessing blacks guys just aren't perfect boyfriend material then.

Have you met my friend??

funforsports

I am so so close. D@mn blue eyes and fruity drinks.

g44219

the fruity drinks and tv shows are just asking too much!

tmpecus78

does one blue eye count? :yawn:

Get back under my desk...I didn't say you could come out.

you just use me for my long tongue :grumble:

LC458

A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect boyfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect boyfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
- brunette
- blue eyes
- 6 foot 3 inches tall
- 215 pounds
- Has pecks and a butt
- Makes at least 70K a year
- Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

Aw, it's so cute that you think that list is even close to enough for a woman. :flowerforyou:

Lol!!!! :laugh:

tmpecus78

does one blue eye count? :yawn:

holy crap, there are two of us?

yeah man. Left eye is blue and right eye is green. :drinker:

SonicDeathMonkey80

What about Affliction shirts and designer jeans with excessive pocket embellishments? And don't forget bleached tips.

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

does one blue eye count? :yawn:

holy crap, there are two of us?

yeah man. Left eye is blue and right eye is green. :drinker:

welcome brother!

read the second paragraph below...

Chimeras are really fraternal twins who fused together very early in development. The fusion happens early enough that there aren't any issues with being conjoined or having extra limbs or anything. A chimera is simply a single person made up of cells from two different people.

Sometimes there are outward signs that you might be a chimera. You might have the hair on one side of your head a different color than the other side....... Or two different colored eyes. .....Or stripes that can only be seen under ultraviolet light. (There are also other explanations too.)

Kitship

- Likes include: fruity drinks, shopping, and "Orange is the new Black"

Yeah, good luck with that one...

:huh:

maab_connor

um... no. no, i'm sorry, the described is NOT the perfect boyfriend.

the perfect boyfriend is as follows:

tall enough that I can wear heels or secure enough that he doesn't care if I do
makes enough money to support himself
treats his mom (or mother-figure) and mine with love and respect
shares hobbies and fave TV shows in common with me
agrees with me on The Big Stuff like marriage and children and faith
makes me laugh and makes me think
sexually compatible
secure enough not to care that I have guy friends (and some of them are straight)
I don't care about hair color or eye color, but laugh lines and useful hands will get me every time
great booty

and I think most women would agree with the majority of this list

cbarn025

I'm guessing blacks guys just aren't perfect boyfriend material then.

Have you met my friend??

well played. But they(Brothers with blue eyes) are very few and far between.

OSUalum

does one blue eye count? :yawn:

holy crap, there are two of us?

yeah man. Left eye is blue and right eye is green. :drinker:

welcome brother!

read the second paragraph below...

Chimeras are really fraternal twins who fused together very early in development. The fusion happens early enough that there aren't any issues with being conjoined or having extra limbs or anything. A chimera is simply a single person made up of cells from two different people.

Sometimes there are outward signs that you might be a chimera. You might have the hair on one side of your head a different color than the other side....... Or two different colored eyes. .....Or stripes that can only be seen under ultraviolet light. (There are also other explanations too.)

Yum...tall AND has brains!