Perfect Boyfriend

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  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
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    Really good looking men rarely score 10s. The 10s mostly date above average men but not the crème de la crème
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
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    does one blue eye count? :yawn: :cry:

    holy crap, there are two of us?

    yeah man. Left eye is blue and right eye is green. :drinker:

    welcome brother!

    read the second paragraph below...

    Chimeras are really fraternal twins who fused together very early in development. The fusion happens early enough that there aren't any issues with being conjoined or having extra limbs or anything. A chimera is simply a single person made up of cells from two different people.

    Sometimes there are outward signs that you might be a chimera. You might have the hair on one side of your head a different color than the other side....... Or two different colored eyes. .....Or stripes that can only be seen under ultraviolet light. (There are also other explanations too.)

    damn, didn't know that. Thanks for sharing :drinker:
  • LC458
    LC458 Posts: 300 Member
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    I'm guessing blacks guys just aren't perfect boyfriend material then.

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    Have you met my friend??

    well played. But they(Brothers with blue eyes) are very few and far between.
    Well if it makes you feel better I lose out on "perfect girlfriend" prize because of the same thing ( among other things as well lol) :sad:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    - bald
    - funny
    - tall enough to reach things I can't
    - 160-450 pounds
    - Has a brain
    - Makes enough to support himself
    - Likes include: bourbon, comic books, and "Firefly"

    That's my list.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    does one blue eye count? :yawn: :cry:

    holy crap, there are two of us?

    yeah man. Left eye is blue and right eye is green. :drinker:

    welcome brother!

    read the second paragraph below...

    Chimeras are really fraternal twins who fused together very early in development. The fusion happens early enough that there aren't any issues with being conjoined or having extra limbs or anything. A chimera is simply a single person made up of cells from two different people.

    Sometimes there are outward signs that you might be a chimera. You might have the hair on one side of your head a different color than the other side....... Or two different colored eyes. .....Or stripes that can only be seen under ultraviolet light. (There are also other explanations too.)

    Yum...tall AND has brains!

    NO!! He is Royalty....inbreeding! LOL....just kidding. No I will not meet you after school, just so you can beat me up!:angry:
  • gimmieonemore
    gimmieonemore Posts: 9 Member
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    This is more like perfect "gay husband" material. Perfect boyfriend attributes:
    1) Athletic
    2) Funny
    3) Kind
    4) Honest
    5) Self-reliant
    6) Drinks Scotch
    7) Can start a fire
    8) Can fish or hunt
    9) Will win a fight 9/10 times
    10) Finishes last ;)
  • idontcarroll
    idontcarroll Posts: 216 Member
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    does one blue eye count? :yawn: :cry:

    holy crap, there are two of us?

    yeah man. Left eye is blue and right eye is green. :drinker:
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    I enjoy your beefy fingers too. :smooched:
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
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    - bald
    - funny
    - tall enough to reach things I can't
    - 160-450 pounds
    - Has a brain
    - Makes enough to support himself
    - Likes include: bourbon, comic books, and "Firefly"

    That's my list.

    ^^^ This girl right here? She wins all the things.
  • LunaZuriel
    LunaZuriel Posts: 77 Member
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    Apparently people still only care about looks and money....:ohwell: :ohwell: :ohwell:
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
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    Apparently people still only care about looks and money....:ohwell: :ohwell: :ohwell:

    My exact thoughts.
  • LC458
    LC458 Posts: 300 Member
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    This is more like perfect "gay husband" material. Perfect boyfriend attributes:
    1) Athletic
    2) Funny
    3) Kind
    4) Honest
    5) Self-reliant
    6) Drinks Scotch
    7) Can start a fire
    8) Can fish or hunt
    9) Will win a fight 9/10 times
    10) Finishes last ;)

    "gay husband" :huh:
    I think your list could be for a straight or gay man.
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
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    how about just one:

    respects me and treats me well?
  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
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    Your perfect boyfriend has no substance.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
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    Apparently people still only care about looks and money....:ohwell: :ohwell: :ohwell:
    ..........and those are the unhappiest people you'll ever come in contact with
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
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    Looks like I'd make the perfect boyfriend minus a few inches in more places than one.
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
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    This is more like perfect "gay husband" material. Perfect boyfriend attributes:
    1) Athletic
    2) Funny
    3) Kind
    4) Honest
    5) Self-reliant
    6) Drinks Scotch
    7) Can start a fire
    8) Can fish or hunt
    9) Will win a fight 9/10 times
    10) Finishes last ;)

    "gay husband" :huh:
    I think your list could be for a straight or gay man.

    The "gay husband" comment was directed toward the original post. Read the first line again, it says this list is for her "perfect boyfriend", not for the gay husband comment lol...
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
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    um... no. no, i'm sorry, the described is NOT the perfect boyfriend.

    the perfect boyfriend is as follows:

    tall enough that I can wear heels or secure enough that he doesn't care if I do
    makes enough money to support himself
    treats his mom (or mother-figure) and mine with love and respect
    shares hobbies and fave TV shows in common with me
    agrees with me on The Big Stuff like marriage and children and faith
    makes me laugh and makes me think
    sexually compatible
    secure enough not to care that I have guy friends (and some of them are straight)
    I don't care about hair color or eye color, but laugh lines and useful hands will get me every time
    great booty

    and I think most women would agree with the majority of this list

    ^ This
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
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    Again, I'm 3 of those things. I make a rockin boyfriend.

    I got 4, and have never seen Orange is the New Black.

    My husband only has 3. Yes! I win. Wait, what do I win? A girlfriend? Awesome. Does she clean?
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
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    I enjoy your beefy fingers too. :smooched:

    :embarassed: :drinker: :wink:
  • LC458
    LC458 Posts: 300 Member
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    how about just one:

    respects me and treats me well?
    This^^
    WIthout a doubt I agree but the perfect gf one was completely superficial just as well. I think it was meant all in fun. Sure your gonna have completely shallow people out there and that list is it. But unless your meeting someone on a blind date or over the internet I think a lot of it is physical. I saw my fiance 5 years ago, I wanted my fiance, so I went and got him.:love: He'll never own up to the story but hey it was physical attraction that was the first thing and then the respect, funny personality, sweet heart and genuine support come. :happy:

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