100% chance you will die

mhopp71
mhopp71 Posts: 46 Member
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since there is 100% chance that you will eventually die, tell me - what then? what do you think happens when you die?
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    My body will be one with the earth, granted the maggots are able to escape and don't just die in my box with me.
  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    Im pretty sure your MFP account becomes deactivated.
  • Xxoxo
    Xxoxo Posts: 233
    Heaven or hell
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  • Alehmer
    Alehmer Posts: 433 Member
    Brain stops working
    Body decays
    Eventually recycled
    That is all
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    finallly go home
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    Remember what is was like before you were born..............yeah, me neither
  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
    Made from 100% recyclable materials.
  • Jennisin1
    Jennisin1 Posts: 574 Member
    My body is cremated and ashes spread somewhere pretty.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Lies. All lies.
  • DSTMT
    DSTMT Posts: 417 Member
    Brain stops working
    Body decays
    Eventually recycled
    That is all

    Yep
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I could care less; I'll be dead.

    My wife can bag me up and set me out at the curb and save the expense of a funeral.

    If yopu're asking about an afterlife of some kind of supreme being, I'm not buying it. The best a person can hope for is that they might become fossil fuel a couple million years from now.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    I will become compost.
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    since there is 100% chance that you will eventually die...

    I don't know about that. When I was a teenager a Fortune-teller at the State Fair said that I would die when the Cubs won the World Series. I expect to live forever.
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    since there is 100% chance that you will eventually die,...

    But .. zombies, vampires or rapture.
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    Oh.... I can see this becoming volatile.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I'm going to Heaven so I can judge everyone!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I'm going to Heaven so I can judge everyone!
    That's what happens after you confess sins at church, don't need heaven for that!
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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I'm going to Heaven so I can judge everyone!
    That's what happens after you confess sins at church, don't need heaven for that!

    I don't have to confess....I'm judged daily. People suck!!
    Oh and my previous comment was just sarcasm.
    Don't judge!! lol
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    since there is 100% chance that you will eventually die, tell me - what then? what do you think happens when you die?
    I don't know about you, but I'm not dying. Who told you I was going to die? You can't know that.

    TAKE IT BACK!!!!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    The Browns will win the Super Bowl.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    I will probably involuntarily defecate.
  • kmorgan221
    kmorgan221 Posts: 206 Member
    Not me. I plan on living forever.


    So far, so good! :glasses: .
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Im pretty sure your MFP account becomes deactivated.
    I wouldn't count on that

    but what's up with all the overly sensitive hot topics today? we got death, religion, sexual preference.......what's next?? \m/
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    IBTL!

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I'm going to Heaven so I can judge everyone!
    That's what happens after you confess sins at church, don't need heaven for that!

    I don't have to confess....I'm judged daily. People suck!!
    Oh and my previous comment was just sarcasm.
    Don't judge!! lol
    I ain't judgin'! Mine was sarcasm, too >.>
    People really do go confess to only go judge others for not being like them hahaha. Sad sad. (Not saying everyone does, before I get jumped lmaooo).
    Hard to read sarcasm online, but I promise mine was, too! :flowerforyou:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Im pretty sure your MFP account becomes deactivated.
    I wouldn't count on that

    but what's up with all the overly sensitive hot topics today? we got death, religion, sexual preference.......what's next?? \m/
    Sentient food :\
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    The Browns will win the Super Bowl.

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  • TheDoctorDonna10
    TheDoctorDonna10 Posts: 422
    I'm going to be charred to a crisp & then become a tree :smile:

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