100% chance you will die

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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    since there is 100% chance that you will eventually die, tell me - what then? what do you think happens when you die?
    I don't know about you, but I'm not dying. Who told you I was going to die? You can't know that.

    TAKE IT BACK!!!!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    The Browns will win the Super Bowl.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
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    I will probably involuntarily defecate.
  • kmorgan221
    kmorgan221 Posts: 206 Member
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    Not me. I plan on living forever.


    So far, so good! :glasses: .
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    Im pretty sure your MFP account becomes deactivated.
    I wouldn't count on that

    but what's up with all the overly sensitive hot topics today? we got death, religion, sexual preference.......what's next?? \m/
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    IBTL!

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    I'm going to Heaven so I can judge everyone!
    That's what happens after you confess sins at church, don't need heaven for that!

    I don't have to confess....I'm judged daily. People suck!!
    Oh and my previous comment was just sarcasm.
    Don't judge!! lol
    I ain't judgin'! Mine was sarcasm, too >.>
    People really do go confess to only go judge others for not being like them hahaha. Sad sad. (Not saying everyone does, before I get jumped lmaooo).
    Hard to read sarcasm online, but I promise mine was, too! :flowerforyou:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Im pretty sure your MFP account becomes deactivated.
    I wouldn't count on that

    but what's up with all the overly sensitive hot topics today? we got death, religion, sexual preference.......what's next?? \m/
    Sentient food :\
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    The Browns will win the Super Bowl.

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  • TheDoctorDonna10
    TheDoctorDonna10 Posts: 422
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    I'm going to be charred to a crisp & then become a tree :smile:
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    I'm going to be charred to a crisp & then become a tree :smile:
    I was just having a conversation about that Monday night ...
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
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    The Browns will win the Super Bowl.

    I've been living for this event, since I became a Browns' fan in 1967 at 7 years old. It is going to happen before I die.
  • kjo9692
    kjo9692 Posts: 430 Member
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    since there is 100% chance that you will eventually die...

    I don't know about that. When I was a teenager a Fortune-teller at the State Fair said that I would die when the Cubs won the World Series. I expect to live forever.

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  • F00LofaT00K
    F00LofaT00K Posts: 688 Member
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    I have a suspicion that nothing happens, I just stop existing. But I hope that somehow, somewhere my psyche can live on in some way. The thought of just ceasing to exist is a bit disturbing to me. But that is what I think will happen. :(
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    I intend to live forever. If death comes near me I'll rip his nipples off.
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
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    The worms crawl in, the warms crawl out; the worms play pinnacle in your snout. :bigsmile:
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
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    When you die, you become dust.
    Neither mourning, nor outcry, nor pain.
    The former things have passed away.

    With that said, I will be placed in a wooden Canoe soaked with kerosine and pushed off the beach.
    At about 50 yards, a flaming arrow will be fired at me.
  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
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  • One_Last_Time
    One_Last_Time Posts: 125
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    Your body decomposes. Eventually you'll just be a picture in a family album, a story, a brief memory. I don't believe in heaven, hell, a god or gods. When you die, your life ends.
  • One_Last_Time
    One_Last_Time Posts: 125
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    Hahaha awesome.

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