Not to sound disgusting, but(t) ...

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

MyChocolateDiet

Well, I do not know how fit or not you are, however, my nephew has a "crack gap" and he is EXTREMELY phyiscally fit and has been on the wrestling team, football team all his life and is currently the fastest promoting private in the US Army as well as Soldier of the Year for the Western Region....the only reason I know he has one is cause he mooned his uncle and i when we were driving next to him in his car with his grandparents....silly boy...he was also about 5 years younger than he is now but I remember commenting that it was weird his buttcheeks didn't touch.

As for YOUR "crack gap" ...it might be that you are just entriely to skinny and need to see a nutritionist or phsycologist for whatever mental instability you might have...I mean this in a polite way. Because based on your profile picture you are not physically fit with lean muscle mass that could cause the "crack gap" as you say.

Good luck and best wishes

when you moon someone you bend over a little and/or stick your butt out. so that can cause some spreadage. but to just be standing there all easy breezy is just not right.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

When I say that 3 times fast, I get crap gap. Same thing?

MyChocolateDiet

Pics or it didn't happen.

Please do. For the LOVE OF GAWD PLEASE DO!!!!

FIFY. I haz to see this. in some way. maybe you can put a lacy thong over it like that one *kitten* girl a few months ago. i hafta see.

MizTerry

Crack gap.
And I thought thigh gap was a hoot.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

MrsJennaKwasniewski

When I say that 3 times fast, I get crap gap. Same thing?

I LOL'd at this!

Achrya

Well. I'm just confused.


I'm gonna go do some squats until the confusion goes away.

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WeepingAngel81

Um....ok, no.

slimbettie

I never knew such a thing existed??????? :noway:

randomtai

Mr_Bad_Example

Serah87

:sick:

OP: SEEK HELP!!!!

UsedToBeHusky

:laugh:

This is a troll post, right?

I mean, how the hell did you take THAT measurement?!?!?!?! :noway:

EllieB_5

The cheeks of my bum no longer touch.

So... your butt-hole is exposed to the world? That's all I envision when I read "my bum cheeks don't touch".

OP, butt cheeks are suppose to touch. If they don't touch not only have you gotten rid of fat but you have also gotten rid of muscle.

jonnythan

The cheeks of my bum no longer touch.

So... your butt-hole is exposed to the world? That's all I envision when I read "my bum cheeks don't touch".

OP, butt cheeks are suppose to touch. If they don't touch not only have you gotten rid of fat but you have also gotten rid of muscle.

Well, that seems to be an explicit goal of the OP.

ZOOpergal

If you're trying to pick someone up, you might have better luck in the LGBT group. I'm not judging, I'm a member. Just thought that's where you were going with this...

MyChocolateDiet

If you're trying to pick someone up, you might have better luck in the LGBT group. I'm not judging, I'm a member. Just thought that's where you were going with this...

this is interesting?

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

OP is 36 years old, male, and goal weight is 120lbs?

Maybe he is 4' 6"

Josalinn

Well. I'm just confused.


I'm gonna go do some squats until the confusion goes away.

so how many squats did you do?

UsedToBeHusky

If you're trying to pick someone up, you might have better luck in the LGBT group. I'm not judging, I'm a member. Just thought that's where you were going with this...

Collier78

...I'm excited, slightly, to announce that I now have a "crack gap". What is that, you might cringe to ask? The cheeks of my bum no longer touch. My body has actually eaten so much fat storage that I no longer have a ba-donk-a-donk (technical term). I'm absolutely elated. Full stop.

This was merely a test through diet for me, but well achieved. I've always been relatively fit, but never had a crack gap. Exciting to say, isn't it? Crack gap. Crack gap. Crack gap. My my my, it's the little things, yea? And no, I'll not post any pics.

Anyone else in my boat? Were you excited, too? Did you celebrate? Hopefully not at the workplace?

EllieB_5

The cheeks of my bum no longer touch.

So... your butt-hole is exposed to the world? That's all I envision when I read "my bum cheeks don't touch".

OP, butt cheeks are suppose to touch. If they don't touch not only have you gotten rid of fat but you have also gotten rid of muscle.

Well, that seems to be an explicit goal of the OP.

Judging by his pics, I agree; OP does seem to want to lose muscle mass :sick: Anorexia came to mind far before I read others writing it.

wolfsbayne

all these posts

SilverRose89

I don't get it, how can your bum cheeks not touch?!

Wait, do I want to know this...

1HappyRedhead

all these posts

^THIS^ :laugh:

JoRocka

Congratulations, you have achieved something few people besides anorexic girls achieve.

Boy, get yourself under a bar and do some squats.

I'd cry if my butt cheeks didn't touch.

too drafty- and my squats would suck.

PRMinx

Congratulations, you have achieved something few people besides anorexic girls achieve.

Boy, get yourself under a bar and do some squats.

I'd cry if my butt cheeks didn't touch.

too drafty- and my squats would suck.

It does beg the questions of bathing suits...could be awkward. Worse, a thong! :noway:

sjohnny

I don't get it, how can your bum cheeks not touch?!

Wait, do I want to know this...

No. No. I'm *almost* certain you definitely do NOT want to know. Not at all.

angel7472

You kinda remind me of my 13 yo daughter's friend. He's tall lanky and has no muscle just skin and bone. For a 13 yo boy I expect that until his body catches up. But a 36 yo male should NEVER be as thin, anorexic and lacking all muscle as your picture looks. You NEED to gain weight! Seriously get some help before you end up in the hospital!