Mothers raising the next generation of jerk kids

Derpes
Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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That judge the food choices of others......

Dads too, we cannot single mothers out!
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  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    My kids are lil jerks. But just smart *kitten* lovable jerks. :heart:
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    darn it, I already raised my hand in the moms raising fat kids thread

    Can I be both?
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Mothers raising the next gen of sanctimonious *kitten*.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    *grabs popcorn* \m/
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    Mothers raising the next gen of sanctimonious *kitten*.


    But those mcnuggets are toxxxxxxxxic!

    The Hamburglar should be jailed! Ronald McDonald should be executed!

    The Pillsbury dough boy should be castrated!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Hmm... well if the choice is between fat kids and jerk kids... I just can't decide...

    Can't I just have healthy, respectful children?
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    Can we talk about milfs?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    The Pillsbury dough boy should be castrated!

    *flashes back to old yeast infection joke*

    *shudders*
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    You can't tell me how to raise my kids!

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  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    My wife and I refer to our children as Darling Innocent Caring Kids.

    Or D!CK's for short.
  • mum23
    mum23 Posts: 248 Member
    That judge the food choices of others......

    Dads too, we cannot single mothers out!

    You're parents must be so proud of your judgemental sanctimonious attitude.... I'd prefer my child to be fat and non judgemental to be honest.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    My wife and I refer to our children as Darling Innocent Caring Kids.

    Or D!CK's for short.

    Oh I love this!! :laugh: :drinker:
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    I say awesome Mom/Dad's raising a generation of eating in moderation kids!!! JS :wink:
  • lindalee0315
    lindalee0315 Posts: 527 Member
    Because obviously, fathers are irrelevant.
  • lngbrd
    lngbrd Posts: 279 Member
    My wife and I refer to our children as Darling Innocent Caring Kids.

    Or D!CK's for short.





    Awesome!!!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I like Jerk chicken...
    Jerk kids however are just a reflection of jerk parents.

    My kids love the cheap 2 for a dollar tacos at Jack in the Box. Sue me!
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    That judge the food choices of others......

    Dads too, we cannot single mothers out!

    I don't even know who my baby daddy is.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    That judge the food choices of others......

    Dads too, we cannot single mothers out!

    You're parents must be so proud of your judgemental sanctimonious attitude.... I'd prefer my child to be fat and non judgemental to be honest.


    I blame Canadian Bacon.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
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  • lemonsnowdrop
    lemonsnowdrop Posts: 1,298 Member
    My one year old had a Happy Meal last week. Does he need to detox now and rid his body of the toxins?
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    I'm currently raising a 10 year old sweetheart......

    That's only b/c I already screwed up his two older Jerk sisters, and three jerk niece's....

    I had to get the boy right....:laugh:
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Because obviously, fathers are irrelevant.

    Pretty much.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    That judge the food choices of others......

    Dads too, we cannot single mothers out!

    I don't even know who my baby daddy is.

    Not it!
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    My one year old had a Happy Meal last week. Does he need to detox now and rid his body of the toxins?

    YES!

    I blame sandwich corp (shout out to Mutant13).

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  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    My wife and I refer to our children as Darling Innocent Caring Kids.

    Or D!CK's for short.

    This. Is. BRILLIANT.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    That judge the food choices of others......

    Dads too, we cannot single mothers out!

    I don't even know who my baby daddy is.

    Not it!

    Please PM me your phone number, the producers of Maury have been trying to contact you for several weeks.

    It's down you or Ennui_Miller or Derpes. Several others have already been crossed off the list.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    That judge the food choices of others......

    Dads too, we cannot single mothers out!

    I don't even know who my baby daddy is.

    Not it!

    Please PM me your phone number, the producers of Maury have been trying to contact you for several weeks.

    It's down you or Ennui_Miller or Derpes. Several others have already been crossed off the list.

    Wait... so how does this work?

    Sperm shots with junk pics?
  • KseRz
    KseRz Posts: 980 Member
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  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
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