Mothers raising the next generation of jerk kids

parys1

Hmmm...That does sound like me. Is he also mysterious and inscrutable?

Man, I wanna scrute you.

EvgeniZyntx

All kids are jerks. The end.

My little angel is an angel. She only eats organic produce and sh*ts rainbows. :mad:

My experience with children leads me to believe that you are incorrect.

YOU CALLING ME A LIAR #1?

No, sweetie, I'm calling you delusional. There's a difference. :flowerforyou:

:sad: :sad: :sad:

:laugh:


I'm sure your kids are lovely.

It's just a basic fact of the universe that children are selfish jerks by nature. The good ones slowly grow out of it.

The better ones just hide it well.

MizTerry

HerbertNenenger

oh oh ! What'd I miss? dangit !!!

devil_in_a_blue_dress

All kids are jerks. The end.

My little angel is an angel. She only eats organic produce and sh*ts rainbows. :mad:

My experience with children leads me to believe that you are incorrect.

YOU CALLING ME A LIAR #1?

No, sweetie, I'm calling you delusional. There's a difference. :flowerforyou:

:sad: :sad: :sad:

:laugh:


I'm sure your kids are lovely.

It's just a basic fact of the universe that children are selfish jerks by nature. The good ones slowly grow out of it.

Jebus, I just have one! One and done. Oven is now a playground.

And she is a turd. I just like to make believe she's not.

UsedToBeHusky

I like your meme

HOLY ****!! Really?

_John_

I like your meme

HOLY ****!! Really?

same reaction here...

goldthistime

Mothers raising the next gen of sanctimonious *kitten*.

But those mcnuggets are toxxxxxxxxic!

The Hamburglar should be jailed! Ronald McDonald should be executed!

I'm not sure what others object to about McDonalds foods, but I find everything to be heavily salted. One day you too will get old and start caring about your sodium intake. Enjoy your carefree youth.

Derpes

That judge the food choices of others......

Dads too, we cannot single mothers out!

I don't even know who my baby daddy is.

Not it!

Please PM me your phone number, the producers of Maury have been trying to contact you for several weeks.

It's down you or Ennui_Miller or Derpes. Several others have already been crossed off the list.

Are you experiencing the symptoms of Derpes?

_Pseudonymous_

Because obviously, fathers are irrelevant.

Because women ultimately (and whether they accept or realize that responsibility or not) decide who becomes a child's father, yes, mothers have more say here.

How's that again?

Under all legal interactions, you gals control who you have sex with...(did i really have to spell that out?)

Pretty sure it takes more than a sperm donation to become a father. Just as it takes more than an egg donation to become a mother.
any idiot can make a baby.

It's true! They even have reality shows about it... because that's what America needs. More reality Television and Pregnant Teens.

Just_Sha

My wife and I refer to our children as Darling Innocent Caring Kids.

Or D!CK's for short.

I have a pair of those at my house.

jmcdonald2011

I refer to my children as trolls and frequently tell them to go back under their bridge. I am contemplating selling my 5 year old son if anyone wants him. I have spent my morning starting my sentence's with "Evan don't........."

TX_Rhon

The Pillsbury dough boy should be castrated!

I thought he already was.

I mean, there's nothing to see and it's not like he wears pants.