Mothers raising the next generation of jerk kids
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People are too damned nosy these days. Used to be folks would mind their own business but now they want to help the nanny state tell you how to raise your kids to be entitled little brats.
yeah...and public schools are just a government entitlement program for free daycare...0 -
... well at least they'll be illiterate jerk kids.0
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Mothers raising the next gen of sanctimonious *kitten*.
The Pillsbury dough boy should be castrated!
I thought he already was.
I mean, there's nothing to see and it's not like he wears pants.0 -
All kids are jerks. The end.
My little angel is an angel. She only eats organic produce and sh*ts rainbows. :mad:
My experience with children leads me to believe that you are incorrect.
YOU CALLING ME A LIAR #1?0 -
I'm to lazy to raise my children. I let the TV and school do that for me.
As a teacher in the public school system this made me :laugh: and then it made me :sad: . Mostly because I should never be trusted with raising children!0 -
My children are neither jerks nor fat. They are perfect angels. Thank you very much.
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Because obviously, fathers are irrelevant.
Because women ultimately (and whether they accept or realize that responsibility or not) decide who becomes a child's father, yes, mothers have more say here.
How's that again?
Under all legal interactions, you gals control who you have sex with...(did i really have to spell that out?)
Don't you guys control who you have sex with too though? I mean, it's not like you're forced to do it. So, seems to me it's a dual decision. Unless, well the alternative would be illegal.
Wait wait wait... So, when I was denied sex, that meant he thought I had a penis?
GAWD, I can NOT win.0 -
All kids are jerks. The end.
My little angel is an angel. She only eats organic produce and sh*ts rainbows. :mad:
My experience with children leads me to believe that you are incorrect.
YOU CALLING ME A LIAR #1?
Ooooohhhh, Amber fight! Just a moment, I have to take my hair down and remove all jewelry.0 -
My children are neither jerks nor fat. They are perfect angels. Thank you very much.
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Because obviously, fathers are irrelevant.
Because women ultimately (and whether they accept or realize that responsibility or not) decide who becomes a child's father, yes, mothers have more say here.
How's that again?
Under all legal interactions, you gals control who you have sex with...(did i really have to spell that out?)
Don't you guys control who you have sex with too though? I mean, it's not like you're forced to do it. So, seems to me it's a dual decision. Unless, well the alternative would be illegal.
Wait wait wait... So, when I was denied sex, that meant he thought I had a penis?
GAWD, I can NOT win.
Or... he had a vagina? This is all so confusing.
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All kids are jerks. The end.
My little angel is an angel. She only eats organic produce and sh*ts rainbows. :mad:
My experience with children leads me to believe that you are incorrect.
YOU CALLING ME A LIAR #1?
Ooooohhhh, Amber fight! Just a moment, I have to take my hair down and remove all jewelry.
*brings jello, sells tickets*0 -
My children are neither jerks nor fat. They are perfect angels. Thank you very much.
No, sorry, I choose to believe you are a sanctimommy.0 -
All kids are jerks. The end.
My little angel is an angel. She only eats organic produce and sh*ts rainbows. :mad:
My experience with children leads me to believe that you are incorrect.
YOU CALLING ME A LIAR #1?
No, sweetie, I'm calling you delusional. There's a difference. :flowerforyou:0 -
My children are neither jerks nor fat. They are perfect angels. Thank you very much.
Whew!
I like your meme
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My daughter always rubs it in my face that she's skinny and tells me she can eat all she wants and she can never gain weight. I tell her," When I was your age I was just like you, skinny ate whatever and never got fat. Look at me now me now 2 kids later and 50 + lbs overweight, don't sing your praises yet lil' missy. Get back to me in 30 yrs when you have your own kids and family and are living in the real world and will see." That shuts her up for about 10 minutes. lol She's a smart *kitten* but As much as we try to teach our children not to judge they are their own person with their own opinions all we can do is guide them.0
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All kids are jerks. The end.
My little angel is an angel. She only eats organic produce and sh*ts rainbows. :mad:
My experience with children leads me to believe that you are incorrect.
YOU CALLING ME A LIAR #1?
Ooooohhhh, Amber fight! Just a moment, I have to take my hair down and remove all jewelry.
*brings jello, sells tickets*
Just remember, I fight like I eat, dirty dirty dirty.0 -
I'd rather raise the next generation of Jerk Chicken... does that count at all?0
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I like your meme
This may have scarred me for life.0 -
Can I raise nerds? I want nerds.0
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I like your meme
This may have scarred me for life.
If you've seen Pee-Wee's Playhouse you're probably already scarred. :flowerforyou:0 -
If dad is fat and mom judges the food choices of others, what do you end up with then?
Your standard family sitcom.0 -
My kids don't discriminate! I try to sneak in healthy options but they are kids. And they love McDonalds.
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I like your meme
This may have scarred me for life.
If you've seen Pee-Wee's Playhouse you're probably already scarred. :flowerforyou:
Current evidence may support this conclusion.0 -
I like Jerk chicken...
Jerk kids however are just a reflection of jerk parents.
My kids love the cheap 2 for a dollar tacos at Jack in the Box. Sue me!
Absolutely nothing wrong with your kids. Haute cuisine -- those Jack-in-the-Box tacos. I'll take four.0 -
All kids are jerks. The end.
My little angel is an angel. She only eats organic produce and sh*ts rainbows. :mad:
My experience with children leads me to believe that you are incorrect.
YOU CALLING ME A LIAR #1?
No, sweetie, I'm calling you delusional. There's a difference. :flowerforyou:
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My children are neither jerks nor fat. They are perfect angels. Thank you very much.
Whew!
I like your meme
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
If dad is fat and mom judges the food choices of others, what do you end up with then?
Your standard family sitcom.
well played.0 -
All kids are jerks. The end.
My little angel is an angel. She only eats organic produce and sh*ts rainbows. :mad:
My experience with children leads me to believe that you are incorrect.
YOU CALLING ME A LIAR #1?
No, sweetie, I'm calling you delusional. There's a difference. :flowerforyou:
:sad: :sad: :sad:
:laugh:
I'm sure your kids are lovely.
It's just a basic fact of the universe that children are selfish jerks by nature. The good ones slowly grow out of it.0 -
Oops.... I think I may have a couple of jerks on my hand. Now technically they don't "judge" but the "wonder" why someone would eat something. And in all fairness my daughter judges my son... she says it better to eat an apple - he disagrees and thinks ice cream is better. So... it comes and goes. LOL0
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