What's wrong with your thing?

CJisinShape
CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
in Chit-Chat
Was reading a thread about underpants and exercise, and the men seemed to agree it was better for their business down there to be contained. One guy said he can't wear sweatpants w/o underwear without "going half mast." I know it shrinks when in cold water, and wakes up in the morning, but with the sweatpants comment, it seems like the thing works independently of intent? I see ED commercials - so I know they sometimes don't work when you're in the mood, but apparently it sometimes get's ready when you're not in the mood? So confusing. Please. Explain.
«134

Replies

  • an_average_guy
    an_average_guy Posts: 43
    There's the big head and the little head. The little head acts independently of the big head. It does what it wants, when it wants, how it wants. It's unpre-****table.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    It's not that hard to understand.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Follow_me
    Follow_me Posts: 6,120 Member
    Always ready
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    It's not that hard to understand.

    That's what she said!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    nothing wrong. thanks for asking, though.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Doesn't like being to kept waiting.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    mind your own business?
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    There is a user that goes by the name "Mike_Hawk" that should be able to answer your questions.

    This thread is going to be loads of fun!

    Lots of master-debaters out there.

    Everybody wang-chung tonight.
  • Broderick50
    Broderick50 Posts: 842 Member
    I haven't worn underwear for almost 20 years. Just like a woman the tip is extremely sensitive if something rubs it long enough or the right way you're up.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    this thread is like telling someone to not think of breathing...and they immediately go manual. Now I feel everything touching my friend....
  • CitizenXVIII
    CitizenXVIII Posts: 117 Member
    Just physical stimulation. Rubbing against fabric from normal movement tricks the little guy into thinking things are happening when they aren't.
  • happysquidmuffin
    happysquidmuffin Posts: 651 Member
    Oh joy, a thread about pork swords. Too bad I'm almost out of carrots and I don't have any popcorn.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    I feel like you missed a very important day in 7th grade.
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    Ask a male friend to show you how it works. They will happily fill in the gaps for you.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    Was reading a thread about underpants and exercise, and the men seemed to agree it was better for their business down there to be contained. One guy said he can't wear sweatpants w/o underwear without "going half mast." I know it shrinks when in cold water, and wakes up in the morning, but with the sweatpants comment, it seems like the thing works independently of intent? I see ED commercials - so I know they sometimes don't work when you're in the mood, but apparently it sometimes get's ready when you're not in the mood? So confusing. Please. Explain.

    yeah, thats me.


    You can scold it, or smack it around a little bit. That only seems to encourage it. Sometimes all it takes is a thought, memory...sometimes all it takes is a slight breeze...
  • Mischievous_Rascal
    Mischievous_Rascal Posts: 1,791 Member
    Am I the only one who thinks it's rather sad that the OP is 36 and had to ask this on an internet forum?
  • minizebu
    minizebu Posts: 2,716 Member
    I find it hard to believe that a 36-year-old woman with children is that naive about the the male reproductive anatomy.

    My suspicion is that this thread is going to go places that you did not intend it to go.

    In the future, perhaps you should consult with your male partner about such things.

    Am I the only one who thinks it's rather sad that the OP is 36 and had to ask this on an internet forum?

    No. I must have been composing my comment while you posted yours.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    36 years old and haven't figured it out yet?

    Should play with it some more.
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    hahaha this thread will be fun
  • Mischievous_Rascal
    Mischievous_Rascal Posts: 1,791 Member
    I feel like you missed a very important day in 7th grade.

    Grade 5 now...I just had "the talk" with my son last week...he's not even 11 yet. EEK!!!
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    Should play with it some more.

    is that an invitation?
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    I feel like you missed a very important day in 7th grade.

    ^^this^^ NEVER be sick in 7th grade; this is what happens OP; silly goose.
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    Oh joy, a thread about pork swords. Too bad I'm almost out of carrots and I don't have any popcorn.

    I just spit water all over my keyboard!
  • kethry70
    kethry70 Posts: 404 Member
    I feel like you missed a very important day in 7th grade.

    This. And there is nothing wrong - it seems to be universal therefore as designed :P
  • Collier78
    Collier78 Posts: 811 Member
    giphy.gif
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
    It's broke. I think the giggling pin or laughing shaft may need replacing with a new tickling stick
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Actually, if that didn't happen, then there'd be something wrong with it.
  • bannedword
    bannedword Posts: 299 Member
    It doesn't "work independently of intent." It is intent. It drives thought and reason and makes us get careers.

    This is my favorite thing I've read on the internet today.
This discussion has been closed.

Categories