What's wrong with your thing?

Erin_goBrahScience

It's not that hard to understand.

That's what she said!

HerkMeOff

Man, MFP is dumb during the day.

PRMinx

CJisinShape

So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

DeltaZero

Man, MFP is dumb.

FTFY

shutyourpieholeandsquat

So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

..but you're 36, and I'm assuming you have children from your profile, and don't understand that the wind can blow at the right angle and make a dude hard?

wheird

So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

Ok, I will help you out. If a man isnt wearing chonies, his genitals are freely moving, making him hyperaware of them. Combine that with rubbing against a soft fabric and any external stimulation (seeing an attractive woman for instance) or internal (sexual day dreaming) and an erection is very likely and impossible to hide in sweatpants.

Erectile dysfunction can be caused by a myriad of factors. Bloodflow issues, mental issues, etc.

DeltaZero

So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

Ok, I will help you out. If a man isnt wearing chonies, his genitals are freely moving, making him hyperaware of them. Combine that with rubbing against a soft fabric and any external stimulation (seeing an attractive woman for instance) or internal (sexual day dreaming) and an erection is very likely and impossible to hide in sweatpants.

Erectile dysfunction can be caused by a myriad of factors. Bloodflow issues, mental issues, etc.

They don't teach those things in sunday school.

CJisinShape

So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

..but you're 36, and I'm assuming you have children from your profile, and don't understand that the wind can blow at the right angle and make a dude hard?

And you lack reading comprehension. I'd explain, but, what's the point?

wheird

So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

Ok, I will help you out. If a man isnt wearing chonies, his genitals are freely moving, making him hyperaware of them. Combine that with rubbing against a soft fabric and any external stimulation (seeing an attractive woman for instance) or internal (sexual day dreaming) and an erection is very likely and impossible to hide in sweatpants.

Erectile dysfunction can be caused by a myriad of factors. Bloodflow issues, mental issues, etc.

They don't teach those things in sunday school.

Well someone needs to teach her.

mustgetmuscles1

pshht even tight clothing does not work. Its like it says "challenge accepted".

PRMinx

pshht even tight clothing does not work. Its like it says "challenge accepted".

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

AnthonyThrashD

http://uber-facts.com/2012/02/28/a-mans-penis-really-does-have-a-mind-of-its-own/

CallMeCupcakeDammit

So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

..but you're 36, and I'm assuming you have children from your profile, and don't understand that the wind can blow at the right angle and make a dude hard?

I love that you posted, because you have wiener in your username, even though it's not related to the OP's definition of wiener. I'm just here for the giggles. :drinker:

Lilly_the_Hillbilly

So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

..but you're 36, and I'm assuming you have children from your profile, and don't understand that the wind can blow at the right angle and make a dude hard?

And you lack reading comprehension. I'd explain, but, what's the point?

Don't sweat it. I'm 37 and I would wonder the same thing. I don't spend all my time sorting out mens issues.

laynerich15

goes alittle to the right but still does the damn job bahahahaha

CJisinShape

So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

Ok, I will help you out. If a man isnt wearing chonies, his genitals are freely moving, making him hyperaware of them. Combine that with rubbing against a soft fabric and any external stimulation (seeing an attractive woman for instance) or internal (sexual day dreaming) and an erection is very likely and impossible to hide in sweatpants.

Erectile dysfunction can be caused by a myriad of factors. Bloodflow issues, mental issues, etc.

They don't teach those things in sunday school.

One more time. The MEN seem to understand the question, but the women are the ones that don't comprehend it, and want to trash talk me. Hence the question being directed at the MEN. I spent years being the only woman allowed to hang out in the "man room" and guess what ladies? From your responses to me, I see why. I actually care about what they think, whereas, you all are so ready to discount whatever comes out of anyone else's mouths but your own.

Collier78

So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

..but you're 36, and I'm assuming you have children from your profile, and don't understand that the wind can blow at the right angle and make a dude hard?

And you lack reading comprehension. I'd explain, but, what's the point?

Snarky much? She is just trying to understand how at 36 years old, you even need to ask the question. That's all, it's sort of rare to find a woman of our age that doesn't comprehend this already. No need to be insulting.

mank32

It's unpre-****table.

:laugh:

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wheird

So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

Ok, I will help you out. If a man isnt wearing chonies, his genitals are freely moving, making him hyperaware of them. Combine that with rubbing against a soft fabric and any external stimulation (seeing an attractive woman for instance) or internal (sexual day dreaming) and an erection is very likely and impossible to hide in sweatpants.

Erectile dysfunction can be caused by a myriad of factors. Bloodflow issues, mental issues, etc.

They don't teach those things in sunday school.

One more time. The MEN seem to understand the question, but the women are the ones that don't comprehend it, and want to trash talk me. Hence the question being directed at the MEN. I spent years being the only woman allowed to hang out in the "man room" and guess what ladies? From your responses to me, I see why. I actually care about what they think, whereas, you all are so ready to discount whatever comes out of anyone else's mouths but your own.

Ma'am, I answered your question. If you have more, feel free to post them.

shutyourpieholeandsquat

So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

..but you're 36, and I'm assuming you have children from your profile, and don't understand that the wind can blow at the right angle and make a dude hard?

And you lack reading comprehension. I'd explain, but, what's the point?

Snarky much? She is just trying to understand how at 36 years old, you even need to ask the question. That's all, it's sort of rare to find a woman of our age that doesn't comprehend this already. No need to be insulting.

:flowerforyou:

Chain_Ring

I have no words but I gotta say wienerdogcrazy 's comment was pretty funny........ha ha

shutyourpieholeandsquat

So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

..but you're 36, and I'm assuming you have children from your profile, and don't understand that the wind can blow at the right angle and make a dude hard?

I love that you posted, because you have wiener in your username, even though it's not related to the OP's definition of wiener. I'm just here for the giggles. :drinker:

IN for wieners :drinker:

PRMinx

So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

Ok, I will help you out. If a man isnt wearing chonies, his genitals are freely moving, making him hyperaware of them. Combine that with rubbing against a soft fabric and any external stimulation (seeing an attractive woman for instance) or internal (sexual day dreaming) and an erection is very likely and impossible to hide in sweatpants.

Erectile dysfunction can be caused by a myriad of factors. Bloodflow issues, mental issues, etc.

They don't teach those things in sunday school.

One more time. The MEN seem to understand the question, but the women are the ones that don't comprehend it, and want to trash talk me. Hence the question being directed at the MEN. I spent years being the only woman allowed to hang out in the "man room" and guess what ladies? From your responses to me, I see why. I actually care about what they think, whereas, you all are so ready to discount whatever comes out of anyone else's mouths but your own.

Pixi_Rex

One more time. The MEN seem to understand the question, but the women are the ones that don't comprehend it, and want to trash talk me. Hence the question being directed at the MEN. I spent years being the only woman allowed to hang out in the "man room" and guess what ladies? From your responses to me, I see why. I actually care about what they think, whereas, you all are so ready to discount whatever comes out of anyone else's mouths but your own.

One more question... if you spent years being the only woman allowed to hang out in the "man room" why do you need to ask? pretty much every single one of my friends is male (I am not). I knew the answer to this question, without even asking it.

Collier78

So what if I'm 36? Women like to act like they know everything about men, but the fact is, their bodies and thought processes are different than ours. The question, like the MEN seemed to understand, was about their mind body connection, motivation, etc., and not just 7th grade health class.

Ok, I will help you out. If a man isnt wearing chonies, his genitals are freely moving, making him hyperaware of them. Combine that with rubbing against a soft fabric and any external stimulation (seeing an attractive woman for instance) or internal (sexual day dreaming) and an erection is very likely and impossible to hide in sweatpants.

Erectile dysfunction can be caused by a myriad of factors. Bloodflow issues, mental issues, etc.

They don't teach those things in sunday school.

One more time. The MEN seem to understand the question, but the women are the ones that don't comprehend it, and want to trash talk me. Hence the question being directed at the MEN. I spent years being the only woman allowed to hang out in the "man room" and guess what ladies? From your responses to me, I see why. I actually care about what they think, whereas, you all are so ready to discount whatever comes out of anyone else's mouths but your own.

Again..snarky much? How is your original post :

Was reading a thread about underpants and exercise, and the men seemed to agree it was better for their business down there to be contained. One guy said he can't wear sweatpants w/o underwear without "going half mast." I know it shrinks when in cold water, and wakes up in the morning, but with the sweatpants comment, it seems like the thing works independently of intent? I see ED commercials - so I know they sometimes don't work when you're in the mood, but apparently it sometimes get's ready when you're not in the mood? So confusing. Please. Explain.

caring about what they think?? You asked them if they can get a hard on without thinking about it, or when they aren't in the mood..News flash if they are getting a hard on, at some point they thought about, conciously or not. So your questions doesn't "care" about what they think. It asks them if their genitals have a mind of its own, which is a no...as many women in this post answered as well. So you can get all "I'm just one of the guys and clearly only men get me" all you want to, but your old enough to have known the answer to your own question.

lockedcj7

I think "independent" sums it up best. It responds appropriately when called upon either through direct stimulation or through activities that typically lead to sex, i.e. making out, kissing, heavy petting, etc.

It also becomes erect at the most random times and for no reason at all. Riding the bus, math class, just before falling asleep, etc.

Ilikelamps

Nothing is wrong with mine trust me

crohnsfighter

pshht even tight clothing does not work. Its like it says "challenge accepted".

Win.