what I learned on mfp, today!

Oi_Sunshine
Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
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Welcome to another round of What I Learned on MFP!

I learned that people like bunnies on bread, and that you can only marry, spank or pass complete strangers on what is apparently the longest thread in the world. There is no such thing as a cordial nod or firm handshake in the world of MFP.

What did you learn?
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  • wardamnirish
    wardamnirish Posts: 395
    That unicorn bacon exists.
  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
    AND there was an awesome unicorn rainbow fart gif!

    And raspberry ketones are the best thing since unicorn bacon!
  • dmoses
    dmoses Posts: 786 Member
    McDonalds is evil
  • defenderoftheuniverse
    defenderoftheuniverse Posts: 32 Member
    Women are mean
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    A lot of people don't like those family stick people car stickers....I being one of them.
  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
    A lot of people don't like those family stick people car stickers....I being one of them.

    Just for clarification, are you a family stick people car sticker or one who dislikes them?
  • No_Finish_Line
    No_Finish_Line Posts: 3,661 Member
    and when you use those stickers, you're also endangering the well being of yourself, your family, the entire world!
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    A lot of people don't like those family stick people car stickers....I being one of them.

    Just for clarification, are you a family stick people car sticker or one who dislikes them?

    Hah yes. I dislike them.
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
    People in WI like their bars- even more than we do in IA!:drinker:
  • Jenni129
    Jenni129 Posts: 692 Member
    omg... and if i take my family to walmart tonight, i'm putting our lives at risk because one of the crazies could potentially follow us home!?!??? (re: stick family posts)

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  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
    It doesn't matter if I'm right, wrong, justified, I need to keep my typing to myself.
  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
    I learned that I am still not a real man and only a dog because I like "bones"

    Who knew I was a high functioning canine...need to find a way to make money off myself now.
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
    I learned (well I actually already knew this) how many, many people are soooooooo self-absorbed.
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
    I learned....not too much actually
  • Jenni129
    Jenni129 Posts: 692 Member
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  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    Everything is very random.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Everything is very random.


    But starlings will eat fish for dinner given the opportunity
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
    that if you don't have coitus for a full year you automatically default back to being a virgin.
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    Everything is very random.


    But starlings will eat fish for dinner given the opportunity

    WTF.

    RANDOM
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  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    I learned that I don't have to take personal responsibility for anything I eat, and only dogs will like me because I'm not "curvy."
  • conqueringsquidlette
    conqueringsquidlette Posts: 383 Member
    People use the word "journey" over 9000 times a day.

    (I've developed a pathological aversion to that word when it comes to weight loss. My problem, not theirs, but man does it stick in my craw.)
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    I learned that ^she is still wrong.

    crap.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    People in WI like their bars- even more than we do in IA!:drinker:

    I learned there are other MFPers in Iowa.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    that if you don't have coitus for a full year you automatically default back to being a virgin.

    It's not an hour?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I learned that I don't have to take personal responsibility for anything I eat, and only dogs will like me because I'm not "curvy."

    Woof!
  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
    I'm learning from this thread! My life and the universe are coming full circle.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    that if you don't have coitus for a full year you automatically default back to being a virgin.
    Sonuva!!!! REALLY?
  • _Stardust_
    _Stardust_ Posts: 124 Member
    People don't like it when you turn their TMI games upside down.
  • Modern_Warrior
    Modern_Warrior Posts: 163
    People don't like it when you turn their TMI games upside down.

    DAFUQ!?!

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