what I learned on mfp, today!

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  • blukitten
    blukitten Posts: 922 Member
    I haven't learned anything that I didn't already know from 1990's AOL chatrooms.

    amazing, we learned the same thing

    oh yeah and that unicorn fart gifs are super funny!!
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    I learned that claiming to be rude and arrogant will gain you more friends than claiming to not be.
  • blukitten
    blukitten Posts: 922 Member
    That there is a crazy lady loose on the forums.... Because her job stuck her in a small box, and didn't let her out!!! She had to plot her escape, and is now running wild !!!!! :tongue: :tongue: :happy: :happy: :drinker: :drinker:



    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I also learned that Nancyroseycheeks is awesome!!

    So funny and smart!! Love her comments
  • GreenIceFloes
    GreenIceFloes Posts: 1,491 Member
    That apparently divorce and bisexuality are a no-no.
  • _EndGame_
    _EndGame_ Posts: 770 Member
    I've learned, that somehow, cauliflower is an acceptable substitute for both rice and bread... :huh:
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    That apparently divorce and bisexuality are a no-no.

    Who told you that?

    You were lied to.
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    Canadians may or may not exist.


    Also, I shouldn't confuse sexuality as sexuality.
  • _mlee_
    _mlee_ Posts: 90
    I've learned, that somehow, cauliflower is an acceptable substitute for both rice and bread... :huh:

    That's totally unacceptable :noway: ! BRING ON THE CARBS *fist pumps air*
  • GreenIceFloes
    GreenIceFloes Posts: 1,491 Member
    That apparently divorce and bisexuality are a no-no.

    Who told you that?

    You were lied to.
    I also learned that if I responded to such posts with gifs that implied that the poster in question was 'stupid', I would be reported.
  • _mlee_
    _mlee_ Posts: 90
    Canadians may or may not exist.


    Also, I shouldn't confuse sexuality as sexuality.

    I just learned that I don't exist and I NEVER EVEN KNEW! :sad:
    lol
  • frannieshack
    frannieshack Posts: 327 Member
    that if you don't have coitus for a full year you automatically default back to being a virgin.
    Great News!!!
  • PlaidCaterpillar
    PlaidCaterpillar Posts: 4 Member
    People use the word "journey" over 9000 times a day.

    (I've developed a pathological aversion to that word when it comes to weight loss. My problem, not theirs, but man does it stick in my craw.)

    OMG yes.
  • GreenIceFloes
    GreenIceFloes Posts: 1,491 Member
    People use the word "journey" over 9000 times a day.

    (I've developed a pathological aversion to that word when it comes to weight loss. My problem, not theirs, but man does it stick in my craw.)

    OMG yes.
    YES!
  • frannieshack
    frannieshack Posts: 327 Member
    I learned that some people eat nasty things!
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    I learned that with a 27 inch waist I just barely make the cut for sexy. Phew.
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    Canadians may or may not exist.


    Also, I shouldn't confuse sexuality as sexuality.

    I just learned that I don't exist and I NEVER EVEN KNEW! :sad:
    lol

    I'm sure a lot of Canadians learned this lesson today, too. :flowerforyou: But if that were the case, where'd Beiber come from? Or the crack smoking mayor?
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 840 Member
    I learned that with a 27 inch waist I just barely make the cut for sexy. Phew.

    shenanigans
  • KameHameHaaa
    KameHameHaaa Posts: 244 Member
    I learned that there will never be a day where I sign in here and not see the word L-O-O-S-E..... if you're reading this you know who you are ;)
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  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    I learned that with a 27 inch waist I just barely make the cut for sexy. Phew.

    shenanigans

    :flowerforyou:
  • chriamaria
    chriamaria Posts: 76 Member
    People in WI like their bars- even more than we do in IA!:drinker:
    Originally from WI here. Can verify. I am not one of these people, but know plenty of them!
  • _mlee_
    _mlee_ Posts: 90
    Canadians may or may not exist.


    Also, I shouldn't confuse sexuality as sexuality.

    I just learned that I don't exist and I NEVER EVEN KNEW! :sad:
    lol

    I'm sure a lot of Canadians learned this lesson today, too. :flowerforyou: But if that were the case, where'd Beiber come from? Or the crack smoking mayor?

    AHAHAHA! yes, my two canadian idols!!
    We only raise the most respectful citizens around here :drinker:
  • FrancescaWebb
    FrancescaWebb Posts: 211 Member
    I learned that people who are not Sheldon Cooper use the word coitus
  • besaro
    besaro Posts: 1,858 Member
    nothing new
  • Ilikelamps
    Ilikelamps Posts: 482 Member
    Aliens don't exist
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    Canadians may or may not exist.


    Also, I shouldn't confuse sexuality as sexuality.

    I just learned that I don't exist and I NEVER EVEN KNEW! :sad:
    lol

    I'm sure a lot of Canadians learned this lesson today, too. :flowerforyou: But if that were the case, where'd Beiber come from? Or the crack smoking mayor?

    AHAHAHA! yes, my two canadian idols!!
    We only raise the most respectful citizens around here :drinker:

    They should definitely become best friends. Together, they will conquer the world.
  • celphiee
    celphiee Posts: 11 Member
    Well, after reading this thread, I learned that apparently, I do not exist. Canadians= mythical unicorn bacon.:smile:
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
    ... Coconut oil obviates the need for toothpaste?
    Oh, wait... that was yesterday... my bad. :embarassed:
  • gettinthere
    gettinthere Posts: 529 Member
    that men don't really care about what "kind" of boobs women have as long as they get to see them!!
  • kmbweber2014
    kmbweber2014 Posts: 680 Member
    I learned that swallowing vinegar, not any vinegar, only apple cider vinegar, not only helps you lose weight, but it also cures GERD. LOL. SMH!

    It cures everything, didn't you know. That and coconut oil, that's all you need.

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