what I learned on mfp, today!

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  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    I learned that I don't have to take personal responsibility for anything I eat, and only dogs will like me because I'm not "curvy."
  • conqueringsquidlette
    conqueringsquidlette Posts: 383 Member
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    People use the word "journey" over 9000 times a day.

    (I've developed a pathological aversion to that word when it comes to weight loss. My problem, not theirs, but man does it stick in my craw.)
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
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    I learned that ^she is still wrong.

    crap.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    People in WI like their bars- even more than we do in IA!:drinker:

    I learned there are other MFPers in Iowa.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    that if you don't have coitus for a full year you automatically default back to being a virgin.

    It's not an hour?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I learned that I don't have to take personal responsibility for anything I eat, and only dogs will like me because I'm not "curvy."

    Woof!
  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
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    I'm learning from this thread! My life and the universe are coming full circle.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    that if you don't have coitus for a full year you automatically default back to being a virgin.
    Sonuva!!!! REALLY?
  • _Stardust_
    _Stardust_ Posts: 124 Member
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    People don't like it when you turn their TMI games upside down.
  • Modern_Warrior
    Modern_Warrior Posts: 163
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    People don't like it when you turn their TMI games upside down.

    DAFUQ!?!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    There is virtually no caloric difference between plain vs battered
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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    There is virtually no caloric difference between plain vs battered
    cy6b7.jpg
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    And now I have diet coke in my sinuses. So I've learned that reading forum posts while consuming diet coke leads to sinus cancer.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    There is virtually no caloric difference between plain vs battered
    cy6b7.jpg
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    And now I have diet coke in my sinuses. So I've learned that reading forum posts while consuming diet coke leads to sinus cancer.
    Additionally I dont condone battering them they taste great plain
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,134 Member
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    Because I eat "refined" sugar, I automatically have diabetes.
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,407 Member
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  • runningagainstmyself
    runningagainstmyself Posts: 616 Member
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    That unicorn bacon exists.

    This. Also that unicorn poop cookies are a thing.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    that if you don't have coitus for a full year you automatically default back to being a virgin.

    Man, I was soooo close! :huh:
  • runningagainstmyself
    runningagainstmyself Posts: 616 Member
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    that if you don't have coitus for a full year you automatically default back to being a virgin.
    Sonuva!!!! REALLY?


    DAMN! I should tell my husband that! I'm sure he'd LOVE the suggestion... *snicker/guffaw/snort*
  • WanaBMom
    WanaBMom Posts: 43 Member
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    I learned that sometimes you need to drink more then your fair share of water... it's hot out!
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
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    That some people believe that poor people aren't smart enough to make their own decisions when it comes to food period.

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