When She Calls and Asks You Out.

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  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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    That depends. Does she like Metrosexual or a Spornosexual?
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    Was she in Mexico on a modeling job?

    no comment :wink:
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    That depends. Does she like Metrosexual or a Spornosexual?

    def metrosexual.
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    Do they take Bitcoins?
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    I think you'd be better off asking her what she thinks.. otherwise there is a HUGE possibility of offending or hurting her.

    I feel like the risk of pissing her off is not worth the pride of having a girl finally pay for something...
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    If 6 + 3 = 9 , but 9 - 4 = 5, which is exact number of days left in my work week, and I like pie, how many times should I mow my lawn before the full moon?
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    ^lmao - watched this with my brother last night. good share! :laugh:
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
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    If she makes a move to buy the tickets, let her. If not, go ahead and do it. It's just a movie, so what, $25? Not a big deal.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    What if I am just trying to like date her and you know.. like do mutually fun adult activities with her and grow as a friend with her.. .like I'm trying to take a long break from 'being' with someone... There are a few other people I'm seeing that I'm also very partial towards.
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    You sound like a total jerk here. If she asks, I'd hope she was prepared to pay, but be a man and offer anyway.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    If 6 + 3 = 9 , but 9 - 4 = 5, which is exact number of days left in my work week, and I like pie, how many times should I mow my lawn before the full moon?
    sweetie, the answer is always bacon.
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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    I think you'd be better off asking her what she thinks.. otherwise there is a HUGE possibility of offending or hurting her.

    I feel like the risk of pissing her off is not worth the pride of having a girl finally pay for something...

    A man feels pride when a girl pays for a date? I'm sure you're speaking for only yourself here.
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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    If 6 + 3 = 9 , but 9 - 4 = 5, which is exact number of days left in my work week, and I like pie, how many times should I mow my lawn before the full moon?
    sweetie, the answer is always bacon.

    Covered with chocolate and +42
  • AmandaLY17
    AmandaLY17 Posts: 184 Member
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    I would say, if you've already been paying, even if she asked you out you should at least offer to pay.
    Though I dont know if I've ever paid when out with a guy, dating or not, so I might be a little deluded to begin with?
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
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    If 6 + 3 = 9 , but 9 - 4 = 5, which is exact number of days left in my work week, and I like pie, how many times should I mow my lawn before the full moon?

    You only have a few more hours before the full moon . . . you better get on it.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    Nobody believes this actually happened.
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    I think you'd be better off asking her what she thinks.. otherwise there is a HUGE possibility of offending or hurting her.

    I feel like the risk of pissing her off is not worth the pride of having a girl finally pay for something...

    A man feels pride when a girl pays for a date? I'm sure you're speaking for only yourself here.

    I could have worded that better - no I don't get any pride or whatever - at least I don't think I would I've never had a girl pay so idk?! - when the bill comes I always get a little uncomfortable about it and just snatch it up before any awkwardness happens.
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    Do they take Bitcoins?

    ^bitcoin?

    It's all about the SLV/GLD Bullion bro, and always has been - bitcoin is so 2013.

    ;D
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    OP can I ask you a serious question?


    Are you doing this whole shtick to be funny or a "MFP personality"?


    It really isn't working, just a general FYI...


    If you would like some pointers on how to be funny and get all the MFP ladies to swoon over you...

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