Dumb question....

sharimarie
sharimarie Posts: 60 Member
edited September 18 in Health and Weight Loss
Sex is not listed in the exercises. I know that it burns calories, it has been proven. Maybe I am not putting it in there right? :blushing:

Jumping Jacks are not there either.
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  • sharimarie
    sharimarie Posts: 60 Member
    Sex is not listed in the exercises. I know that it burns calories, it has been proven. Maybe I am not putting it in there right? :blushing:

    Jumping Jacks are not there either.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Jumping Jacks in bed???

    You go girl!!!! :drinker: :bigsmile: :devil:
  • Healthier_Me
    Healthier_Me Posts: 5,600 Member
    I stopped counting sex as exercise... don't know why :laugh:

    Go to caloriesperhour.comfor that.

    Jumping jacks is there... I just checked.

    ~Joanna:flowerforyou:
  • Healthier_Me
    Healthier_Me Posts: 5,600 Member
    Jumping Jacks in bed???

    You go girl!!!! :drinker: :bigsmile: :devil:
    LOL!!!!
    I had that visual too.

    ~Joanna:flowerforyou:
  • mkeithley
    mkeithley Posts: 399
    well you are obviuosly luckier than me, mine can only last about 4 minutes start to finish, not really worth logging:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • sharimarie
    sharimarie Posts: 60 Member
    Jumping Jacks in bed???

    You go girl!!!! :drinker: :bigsmile: :devil:


    LOL did not see it that way when I posted it! :embarassed: NOW that would be a sight to see!
  • sharimarie
    sharimarie Posts: 60 Member
    I stopped counting sex as exercise... don't know why :laugh:

    Go to caloriesperhour.comfor that.

    Jumping jacks is there... I just checked.

    ~Joanna:flowerforyou:

    Thanks for that site! Good info!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    well you are obviuosly luckier than me, mine can only last about 4 minutes start to finish, not really worth logging:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    bwahahahahahaha!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    :flowerforyou:
  • :love: I wondering about that as well. My hubby and I are quite active in that dept and I really want to put it on my list of exercises..
  • Healthier_Me
    Healthier_Me Posts: 5,600 Member
    I stopped counting sex as exercise... don't know why :laugh:

    Go to caloriesperhour.comfor that.

    Jumping jacks is there... I just checked.

    ~Joanna:flowerforyou:

    Thanks for that site! Good info!
    Very welcome :bigsmile:

    ~Joanna:flowerforyou:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Jumping Jacks in bed???

    You go girl!!!! :drinker: :bigsmile: :devil:

    I am speechless.:laugh:
  • foxfire9372
    foxfire9372 Posts: 184 Member
    Do you think we are all getting a little ocd about the calorie thing. I agree, I looked it up a long time ago and then the mental image of me checking my calorie count and thinking hhhmm I am over a little and going honey I need to burn some calories, lets get it on. Or worse, having a good long slam dunk outta the park one on one time and looking at my husband, leaning over him and giving him a kiss and saying "thank you, I can go have some choc. chip cookies!!!!!!!" I think I wouldn't be worrying about how many I was burning anymore, because I wouldn't be getting any!!!!!!!!!!
  • banks1850
    banks1850 Posts: 3,475 Member
    Do you think we are all getting a little ocd about the calorie thing. I agree, I looked it up a long time ago and then the mental image of me checking my calorie count and thinking hhhmm I am over a little and going honey I need to burn some calories, lets get it on. Or worse, having a good long slam dunk outta the park one on one time and looking at my husband, leaning over him and giving him a kiss and saying "thank you, I can go have some choc. chip cookies!!!!!!!" I think I wouldn't be worrying about how many I was burning anymore, because I wouldn't be getting any!!!!!!!!!!

    Ironically, if your guy is like any other, I doubt it would bother him in the least if you said any of that. :tongue:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    well you are obviuosly luckier than me, mine can only last about 4 minutes start to finish, not really worth logging:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    How sad! :frown::laugh:

    You guys have to stop talking about sex, I am starting to have withdrawals after hearing about it every few days...as I said in another thread, it's been so long since I have seen a naked female in front of me, that I have forgotten which arm it's under. :sad: :wink:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    well you are obviuosly luckier than me, mine can only last about 4 minutes start to finish, not really worth logging:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    How sad! :frown::laugh:

    You guys have to stop talking about sex, I am starting to have withdrawals after hearing about it every few days...as I said in another thread, it's been so long since I have seen a naked female in front of me, that I have forgotten which arm it's under. :sad: :wink:

    maybe that is where the jumping jacks come in
  • 5KNohno
    5KNohno Posts: 503
    My hubby thinks my obsession with logging calories is great - not only have I lost 20 pounds, but he loves to offer to help. I think his exact words were, "I can think of a great way we can burn calories.":blushing:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    well you are obviuosly luckier than me, mine can only last about 4 minutes start to finish, not really worth logging:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    How sad! :frown::laugh:

    You guys have to stop talking about sex, I am starting to have withdrawals after hearing about it every few days...as I said in another thread, it's been so long since I have seen a naked female in front of me, that I have forgotten which arm it's under. :sad: :wink:

    maybe that is where the jumping jacks come in

    My friend, as my fellow MFPer in need of therapy, let me be the first to say that your response is absolutely hilarious. :laugh: :laugh:
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    Sex is not listed in the exercises. I know that it burns calories, it has been proven. Maybe I am not putting it in there right? :blushing:

    LOL! I was thinking.....there's only one way to "put IT in"......but now I'll get my mind out of the GUTTER because it only took a few times reading the post to finally "get" what you meant....DUUUUHHH!:laugh:
  • mkeithley
    mkeithley Posts: 399


    LOL! I was thinking.....there's only one way to "put IT in"......but now I'll get my mind out of the GUTTER because it only took a few times reading the post to finally "get" what you meant....DUUUUHHH!:laugh:

    LMAO!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Sex is not listed in the exercises. I know that it burns calories, it has been proven. Maybe I am not putting it in there right? :blushing:

    LOL! I was thinking.....there's only one way to "put IT in"......but now I'll get my mind out of the GUTTER because it only took a few times reading the post to finally "get" what you meant....DUUUUHHH!:laugh:

    OMG ROFLMAO:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • astridfeline
    astridfeline Posts: 1,200 Member
    Sex is not listed in the exercises. I know that it burns calories, it has been proven. Maybe I am not putting it in there right? :blushing:

    LOL! I was thinking.....there's only one way to "put IT in"......but now I'll get my mind out of the GUTTER because it only took a few times reading the post to finally "get" what you meant....DUUUUHHH!:laugh:

    OK, I'm glad someone else thought that was the funny part!!
  • sharimarie
    sharimarie Posts: 60 Member
    Sex is not listed in the exercises. I know that it burns calories, it has been proven. Maybe I am not putting it in there right? :blushing:

    LOL! I was thinking.....there's only one way to "put IT in"......but now I'll get my mind out of the GUTTER because it only took a few times reading the post to finally "get" what you meant....DUUUUHHH!:laugh:


    OK now I am REALLY embarassed! LOL Usually my mind is in the gutter, but alas, this time it was not, DOH! :blushing: :embarassed: :blushing: :embarassed: :blushing:
  • sculley
    sculley Posts: 2,012 Member
    This post is hilarious!

    I work around mostly guys so anything and everything I say can be turned into a sexual inuendo....LMBO.

    hence my head is usually always in the gutter
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    This post is hilarious!

    I work around mostly guys so anything and everything I say can be turned into a sexual inuendo....LMBO.

    hence my head is usually always in the gutter

    That's what she said!!!

    :laugh:


    (sorry, i couldn't resist)
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    I am barely on here the last 2 days and look what happens!!! :laugh:

    For my part, I know I get a good workout!!! haha I never count it though. :wink:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    I am barely on here the last 2 days and look what happens!!! :laugh:

    For my part, I know I get a good workout!!! haha I never count it though. :wink:


    :noway: .......:cry: .................:sad:













    :wink: :laugh:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    I am barely on here the last 2 days and look what happens!!! :laugh:

    For my part, I know I get a good workout!!! haha I never count it though. :wink:


    :noway: .......:cry: .................:sad:













    :wink: :laugh:

    Erm......I mean..........it's horrible...yep......nothing good about that sex thing people are doing!! *Teeheehee!*
  • jakspak
    jakspak Posts: 260 Member
    i dont count it either to hard to work it out realy some are more energetic than others and i think wiithout wearing one of those heart monitor things it would be too hard to work out.

    must add hubby is loveing the results of me being on here and he even helps ill sometimes plan ahead and have the page up with what i was thinking for dinner for me and when i got home the other night after the gym he had started what i had up was so cool even down to the measuring.

    i put a top of my moms on the other day (she gave me all her big clothes after she lost her weight) and wow it looked good finaly wasnt being stretched accross my tummy. so that alone gave me encouragement to keep at it.

    i say have some things that are just bonus' otherwise life would get too consumed with watching what you ate and excercise.
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    well you are obviuosly luckier than me, mine can only last about 4 minutes start to finish, not really worth logging:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    How sad! :frown::laugh:

    You guys have to stop talking about sex, I am starting to have withdrawals after hearing about it every few days...as I said in another thread, it's been so long since I have seen a naked female in front of me, that I have forgotten which arm it's under. :sad: :wink:

    maybe that is where the jumping jacks come in

    My friend, as my fellow MFPer in need of therapy, let me be the first to say that your response is absolutely hilarious. :laugh: :laugh:

    Speaking of therapy. I bought a 10lb sledge hammer and a splitting wedge this weekend. I beat the H#ll out the wedge. That was truly therapy.
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    well you are obviuosly luckier than me, mine can only last about 4 minutes start to finish, not really worth logging:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Laughing out loud!!! At work!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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