Things Men Do ...

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  • Hrcules
    Hrcules Posts: 74 Member
    Yep.....I'm guilty
  • sc003ro
    sc003ro Posts: 227 Member
    pay for everything !!!!!
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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  • amwbox
    amwbox Posts: 576 Member
    Checking out women's *kitten* is pretty much an involuntary reflex. You can't hold that one against us.
  • ChrisM8971
    ChrisM8971 Posts: 1,067 Member
    In for additional ideas :glasses:
  • _lyndseybrooke_
    _lyndseybrooke_ Posts: 2,561 Member
    The first one is inaccurate. Where are the pee splatters?
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
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  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    I think I shall enjoy this thread ...


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  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    As far as the toilet seat... if they have to lift it UP to pee.. then I can certainly put it DOWN to pee.

    The only trouble comes when it's not down when my little one goes tearing into the bathroom to pee ANDITSANEMERGENCY!!

    When my dad came to visit the last time, he forgot to put it down... my 6 year old came tearing into the washroom ANDITSANEMERGENCY... threw herself onto the toilet and promptly fell in... She wasn't happy about that.


    ETA: *I* on the other hand, laughed my *kitten* off... as I cleaned up the mess.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Always hit on my skinny friends first....
  • GingerJenX3
    GingerJenX3 Posts: 419
    lmao. absolutely pegged them!! Thanks girl needed the laugh!
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    What's wrong with cleaning the toilet?
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    I've been staring at the butter dish for like 3 minutes and still unable to figure out the problem here.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I don't know what's wrong with the butter? I might be a man?
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    I've been staring at the butter dish for like 3 minutes and still unable to figure out the problem here.

    *whispers* shhhhh same here :wink:
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    Always hit on my skinny friends first....

    Then they are missing out on those gorgeous boobies! :noway:
  • TheStephil
    TheStephil Posts: 858 Member
    My boyfriend had to learn to put the toilet seat and lid down because if he left it open his cat would jump in then make a wet mess all over the house.. I grew up with brothers that always left the seat up. It only took one time of falling in to make a life time habit of checking before sitting.
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    Always hit on my skinny friends first....

    I hate being the messenger on this but that's not gender specific, that's the human race.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    1) cleans the toilet

    2) makes me a snack

    3) lifts heavy and gets me to help with his workouts

    4) appreciates beauty


    Yep... men rock!
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    I've been staring at the butter dish for like 3 minutes and still unable to figure out the problem here.

    It's filthy

    It's not really a butter dish. It's a plate with a butter dish lid.

    The dirty knife is just left on the dish & not placed in the sink/dishwasher.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    You forgot "hang out at a bar for too long".

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  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Always hit on my skinny friends first....

    Then they are missing out on those gorgeous boobies! :noway:
    Thanks. Oh, they have no problems to stare at them when I take them out for a night on the town. Giselle lookalike or me? I think I know who wins every single time.
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    Always hit on my skinny friends first....

    Then they are missing out on those gorgeous boobies! :noway:
    Thanks. Oh, they have no problems to stare at them when I take them out for a night on the town. Giselle lookalike or me? I think I know who wins every single time.

    Frankly I think Giselle's kind of a dog, but to each his own.
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    It's filthy

    It's not really a butter dish. It's a plate with a butter dish lid.

    The dirty knife is just left on the dish & not placed in the sink/dishwasher.

    What's a butter dish without a butter knife to serve it out of? It needs a butter knife ! If you put it in the dishwasher, no more butter knife, for butter, to serve out of the butter dish.
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    Mine gives me fabulous orgasms, puts the lid down, supports everything I do and even does the laundry/cleans. I'm a lucky girl.

    Though his farts could kill small cats.
  • GingerJenX3
    GingerJenX3 Posts: 419
    how about..............Hey hun.my mom and dad are coming Thursday for the weekend! ..........just thought I should let you know!


    ummmm Thanks I will get right on cleaning the entire house........meal plan suppers.............looking my best....smile on my face the whole time....while muttering....you son of a *****! lol
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Always hit on my skinny friends first....

    I hate being the messenger on this but that's not gender specific, that's the human race.
    True, but even if you are overweight but look like you take care of yourself and I have enough liquid courage in me, I will hit on you.
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    They also do this. I'm a positive thinker!!!
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  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Always hit on my skinny friends first....

    Then they are missing out on those gorgeous boobies! :noway:
    Thanks. Oh, they have no problems to stare at them when I take them out for a night on the town. Giselle lookalike or me? I think I know who wins every single time.

    Frankly I think Giselle's kind of a dog, but to each his own.
    I think you just became my new best friend. I won't tell my giselle lookalike best friend that.

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