Things Men Do ...
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Yep.....I'm guilty0
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pay for everything !!!!!0
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Checking out women's *kitten* is pretty much an involuntary reflex. You can't hold that one against us.0
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In for additional ideas :glasses:0
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The first one is inaccurate. Where are the pee splatters?0
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I think I shall enjoy this thread ...
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As far as the toilet seat... if they have to lift it UP to pee.. then I can certainly put it DOWN to pee.
The only trouble comes when it's not down when my little one goes tearing into the bathroom to pee ANDITSANEMERGENCY!!
When my dad came to visit the last time, he forgot to put it down... my 6 year old came tearing into the washroom ANDITSANEMERGENCY... threw herself onto the toilet and promptly fell in... She wasn't happy about that.
ETA: *I* on the other hand, laughed my *kitten* off... as I cleaned up the mess.0 -
Always hit on my skinny friends first....0
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lmao. absolutely pegged them!! Thanks girl needed the laugh!0
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What's wrong with cleaning the toilet?0
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I've been staring at the butter dish for like 3 minutes and still unable to figure out the problem here.0
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I don't know what's wrong with the butter? I might be a man?0
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I've been staring at the butter dish for like 3 minutes and still unable to figure out the problem here.
*whispers* shhhhh same here0 -
Always hit on my skinny friends first....
Then they are missing out on those gorgeous boobies! :noway:0 -
My boyfriend had to learn to put the toilet seat and lid down because if he left it open his cat would jump in then make a wet mess all over the house.. I grew up with brothers that always left the seat up. It only took one time of falling in to make a life time habit of checking before sitting.0
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Always hit on my skinny friends first....
I hate being the messenger on this but that's not gender specific, that's the human race.0 -
1) cleans the toilet
2) makes me a snack
3) lifts heavy and gets me to help with his workouts
4) appreciates beauty
Yep... men rock!0 -
I've been staring at the butter dish for like 3 minutes and still unable to figure out the problem here.
It's filthy
It's not really a butter dish. It's a plate with a butter dish lid.
The dirty knife is just left on the dish & not placed in the sink/dishwasher.0 -
You forgot "hang out at a bar for too long".
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Always hit on my skinny friends first....
Then they are missing out on those gorgeous boobies! :noway:0 -
Always hit on my skinny friends first....
Then they are missing out on those gorgeous boobies! :noway:
Frankly I think Giselle's kind of a dog, but to each his own.0 -
It's filthy
It's not really a butter dish. It's a plate with a butter dish lid.
The dirty knife is just left on the dish & not placed in the sink/dishwasher.
What's a butter dish without a butter knife to serve it out of? It needs a butter knife ! If you put it in the dishwasher, no more butter knife, for butter, to serve out of the butter dish.0 -
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Mine gives me fabulous orgasms, puts the lid down, supports everything I do and even does the laundry/cleans. I'm a lucky girl.
Though his farts could kill small cats.0 -
how about..............Hey hun.my mom and dad are coming Thursday for the weekend! ..........just thought I should let you know!
ummmm Thanks I will get right on cleaning the entire house........meal plan suppers.............looking my best....smile on my face the whole time....while muttering....you son of a *****! lol0 -
Always hit on my skinny friends first....
I hate being the messenger on this but that's not gender specific, that's the human race.0 -
They also do this. I'm a positive thinker!!!
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Always hit on my skinny friends first....
Then they are missing out on those gorgeous boobies! :noway:
Frankly I think Giselle's kind of a dog, but to each his own.0
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