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      :laugh: This is my favorite one.
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      these threads are my favorites
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      Why have a butter dish lid, if you're going to leave the butter uncovered on a plate that the lid doesn't even go to....

      I don't see how many missed this.

      I thought it was being left open and with a knife handy for the next person to use it?

      Or put it away.

      I thought it was leaving the decision up to the next person which I dare say COULD be interpreted as empowering, no?
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      Mine gives me fabulous orgasms, puts the lid down, supports everything I do and even does the laundry/cleans. I'm a lucky girl.

      Though his farts could kill small cats.

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      :laugh: This is my favorite one.

      Whenever I stopped wearing my glasses this has happened to me a lot.
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      Frankly I think Giselle's kind of a dog, but to each his own.

      Agree, Giselle is is way overrated.

      It's funny though, because to me, all the guys were constantly hitting on my tall, voluptuous friends with great racks, and I was the invisible one. If it comes down to skinny girl with flat chest, or heavier girl with great rack, well... boobs win. Men didn't even notice I was alive, they were too busy drooling into my friends' cleavage, while I sat there with my 28AAs and wondered at what point the free drinks would outweigh the cost of the boob job LOL
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      I've been staring at the butter dish for like 3 minutes and still unable to figure out the problem here.

      The problem is they didn't finish off the butter...what a waste!
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      Guilty of fourth one...otherwise, in good shape.
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
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      Duh, it's because the half empty container on the counter is to share with you without having to talk.

      The empty containers in the fridge instead of trash is to inform you that the item is out of stock so you can get it at your next grocery trip without having to talk.
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      Agree, Giselle is is way overrated.

      It's funny though, because to me, all the guys were constantly hitting on my tall, voluptuous friends with great racks, and I was the invisible one. If it comes down to skinny girl with flat chest, or heavier girl with great rack, well... boobs win. Men didn't even notice I was alive, they were too busy drooling into my friends' cleavage, while I sat there with my 28AAs and wondered at what point the free drinks would outweigh the cost of the boob job LOL

      Well, when you are born with great cleavage and require no boob job the answer is immediately, the free drinks pay off is instant.
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      Well, when you are born with great cleavage and require no boob job the answer is immediately, the free drinks pay off is instant.

      I have to concur. :drinker:
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      I hate it when men die in wars!
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      Men also stay on the sinking ship as the women and toddlers take to the rafts.

      Oh! And don't forget - men can compartmentalize :wink:

      :laugh:
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      lmao. absolutely pegged them!! Thanks girl needed the laugh!

      No pegging here plz
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      I've been staring at the butter dish for like 3 minutes and still unable to figure out the problem here.

      Maybe it's my OCD... but you don't just chop up butter like that! If you look, he took butter off the top/side instead of an even slice. He butchered the butter!
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      I've been staring at the butter dish for like 3 minutes and still unable to figure out the problem here.

      LOL put the knife in the sink ( we don't expect you to actually wash it but it would be nice) and finally the little cover back over the butter :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
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      I have to concur. :drinker:
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      Really? more redneck than anything else
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      You can fix anything with duct tape and WD40.
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      jk with the last one. Well, it's true...but jk all the same.
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      Look like trojan_bb.
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      LOL
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