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  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Mine gives me fabulous orgasms, puts the lid down, supports everything I do and even does the laundry/cleans. I'm a lucky girl.

    Though his farts could kill small cats.

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    Lucky girl you are. Just invest in some air fresheners for those farts.
  • KseRz
    KseRz Posts: 980 Member
    Women leave the toilet seat up too. That tends to happen when you forget to put it down after cleaning it.
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
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  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    I've been staring at the butter dish for like 3 minutes and still unable to figure out the problem here.

    Maybe it's my OCD... but you don't just chop up butter like that! If you look, he took butter off the top/side instead of an even slice. He butchered the butter!

    I didn't mention the butchering of the butter because I assumed it was my bias OCD, as well.:grumble:
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    I hate it when men die in wars!

    Women do too, sparkles. And this is suppose to be a silly thread.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    I don't know if this is just me or that the guy who keeps on asking is my brother's friend, but when I work out at the gym and he's there...he offers to hold my boobs when I run.:noway:
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    I don't know if this is just me or that the guy who keeps on asking is my brother's friend, but when I work out at the gym and he's there...he offers to hold my boobs when I run.:noway:

    lol! love it.
  • Pipsg1rl
    Pipsg1rl Posts: 1,414 Member
    Leave their socks balled up in the laundry
    Don't roll their sleeves down before putting dirty shirts in the laundry

    As for the toilet seat item, we are a "put it down" family - our Mastiff likes to drink from them and that's worse than any possible sprinkle a guy might leave.
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    We can leave the seat up all the time, or leave it down all the time.

    Choose wisely.

    Exactly, pick your battles, ladies. I'd rather have to put the seat back down than have the area I sit on splattered. (Now if one of you can explain to me the best way to approach correcting this issue with my boss, I'd greatly appreciate it.)

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