Let me just let y'all know somethin'

miss_jessiejane
miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
in Chit-Chat
Since this place resembles a brothel sometimes, I've appointed myself the madam. As such, it's my responsiblity to lay down the rules. So here they are, Miss Jessie's No, No rules:

Beds are not to be wallowed in, that's the kind of thing that big fat lazy hogs do, and it don't make money.
I won't tolerate no tying my telephone with other people's business.
And please don't show us no tattoos, no hearts and flowers on your thigh, it's downright tacky ; brands belong on cattle and that ain't what we're selling at Miss Jessie's.
Any bad habits you come in with, get rid of right now.
I can't stand no chewing gum it looks just like a cow.
Anyone taking sick leave ought to be real sure they're sick.
And every time you hear that bell... you better get here double quick!!!!


And any questions you might have about the way I run this place,don't gripe and whine behind my back, just tell me face to face, I'm open-minded, say it all, then go upstairs and pack, the door's that way!!!


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  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    Yea every girl that lives here knows Miss Mona's no-no rules
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    Gosh darn I just luv you so much!!

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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Do you provide the mouthwash or do I have to get my own?
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    If - someone - were to call in to your lovely place of business with something like crabs... is that an acceptable call-in, or is that "get your *kitten* into work anyway"?

    I AM POSTING THIS FOR A FRIEND.
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  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    TL; DR
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    Wow .. so how do you feel about the sweaty hugs and spanks? :glasses:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    If - someone - were to call in to your lovely place of business with something like crabs... is that an acceptable call-in, or is that "get your *kitten* into work anyway"?

    I AM POSTING THIS FOR A FRIEND.

    We check everybody for the clap! Some of the fellas say that's the best part.
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,285 Member
    Do you provide the mouthwash or do I have to get my own?

    I'm thinking you may wanna bring ur own...you know just in case she wants to poison you
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    I'll do whatever you want, just hand over the cupcakes and muffins
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    I feel I belong here.
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  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member


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    Dolly has some exquisite breasts.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    TL; DR

    TD; DU

    DK;DC ABCDEFG
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I suggest y'all listen up. She pays the food and the rent and the utilities.

    You keep your mind on your work responsibilities!!!
  • LifeOfBrian78
    LifeOfBrian78 Posts: 397 Member
    Is there a bakery attached?
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I feel I belong here.

    You're one of my best girls!
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    Wait. Does this mean I work here?
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I'll do whoever you want, just hand over the cupcakes and muffins

    Fixed it for you! :happy:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Wait. Does this mean I work here?

    Why did you think people were always paying you after a night together??
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Do you provide the mouthwash or do I have to get my own?

    I'm thinking you may wanna bring ur own...you know just in case she wants to poison you

    Why would she want to poison me? I'm one of her biggest money makers.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    If - someone - were to call in to your lovely place of business with something like crabs... is that an acceptable call-in, or is that "get your *kitten* into work anyway"?

    I AM POSTING THIS FOR A FRIEND.

    Thanks for looking out for me!
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    As long as you provide bacon you got it :wink:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Do you provide the mouthwash or do I have to get my own?

    I'm thinking you may wanna bring ur own...you know just in case she wants to poison you

    Why would she want to poison me? I'm one of her biggest money makers.

    It's true, he's one of my most popular man hookers.
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    Is this on Yelp yet? I'd like to give my review of the facilities.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    If there's booze, I'm in.
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    If - someone - were to call in to your lovely place of business with something like crabs... is that an acceptable call-in, or is that "get your *kitten* into work anyway"?

    I AM POSTING THIS FOR A FRIEND.

    Thanks for look out for me!

    I got your back, bro!
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    Wait. Does this mean I work here?

    Why did you think people were always paying you after a night together??

    Because my...personality?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    If - someone - were to call in to your lovely place of business with something like crabs... is that an acceptable call-in, or is that "get your *kitten* into work anyway"?

    I AM POSTING THIS FOR A FRIEND.

    We check everybody for the clap! Some of the fellas say that's the best part.

    It's the gift that keeps on giving.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    Is there song and dance? I love me some song and dance!

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