Let me just let y'all know somethin'

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miss_jessiejane
miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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Since this place resembles a brothel sometimes, I've appointed myself the madam. As such, it's my responsiblity to lay down the rules. So here they are, Miss Jessie's No, No rules:

Beds are not to be wallowed in, that's the kind of thing that big fat lazy hogs do, and it don't make money.
I won't tolerate no tying my telephone with other people's business.
And please don't show us no tattoos, no hearts and flowers on your thigh, it's downright tacky ; brands belong on cattle and that ain't what we're selling at Miss Jessie's.
Any bad habits you come in with, get rid of right now.
I can't stand no chewing gum it looks just like a cow.
Anyone taking sick leave ought to be real sure they're sick.
And every time you hear that bell... you better get here double quick!!!!


And any questions you might have about the way I run this place,don't gripe and whine behind my back, just tell me face to face, I'm open-minded, say it all, then go upstairs and pack, the door's that way!!!


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  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
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    Yea every girl that lives here knows Miss Mona's no-no rules
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
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    Gosh darn I just luv you so much!!

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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    Do you provide the mouthwash or do I have to get my own?
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
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    If - someone - were to call in to your lovely place of business with something like crabs... is that an acceptable call-in, or is that "get your *kitten* into work anyway"?

    I AM POSTING THIS FOR A FRIEND.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    TL; DR
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    Wow .. so how do you feel about the sweaty hugs and spanks? :glasses:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    If - someone - were to call in to your lovely place of business with something like crabs... is that an acceptable call-in, or is that "get your *kitten* into work anyway"?

    I AM POSTING THIS FOR A FRIEND.

    We check everybody for the clap! Some of the fellas say that's the best part.
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,284 Member
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    Do you provide the mouthwash or do I have to get my own?

    I'm thinking you may wanna bring ur own...you know just in case she wants to poison you
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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    I'll do whatever you want, just hand over the cupcakes and muffins
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
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    I feel I belong here.
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
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    Dolly has some exquisite breasts.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    TL; DR

    TD; DU

    DK;DC ABCDEFG
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    I suggest y'all listen up. She pays the food and the rent and the utilities.

    You keep your mind on your work responsibilities!!!
  • LifeOfBrian78
    LifeOfBrian78 Posts: 397 Member
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    Is there a bakery attached?
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    I feel I belong here.

    You're one of my best girls!
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
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    Wait. Does this mean I work here?
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    I'll do whoever you want, just hand over the cupcakes and muffins

    Fixed it for you! :happy:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Wait. Does this mean I work here?

    Why did you think people were always paying you after a night together??

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