Let me just let y'all know somethin'

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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    Do you provide the mouthwash or do I have to get my own?

    I'm thinking you may wanna bring ur own...you know just in case she wants to poison you

    Why would she want to poison me? I'm one of her biggest money makers.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    If - someone - were to call in to your lovely place of business with something like crabs... is that an acceptable call-in, or is that "get your *kitten* into work anyway"?

    I AM POSTING THIS FOR A FRIEND.

    Thanks for looking out for me!
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
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    As long as you provide bacon you got it :wink:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    Do you provide the mouthwash or do I have to get my own?

    I'm thinking you may wanna bring ur own...you know just in case she wants to poison you

    Why would she want to poison me? I'm one of her biggest money makers.

    It's true, he's one of my most popular man hookers.
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
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    Is this on Yelp yet? I'd like to give my review of the facilities.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    If there's booze, I'm in.
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
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    If - someone - were to call in to your lovely place of business with something like crabs... is that an acceptable call-in, or is that "get your *kitten* into work anyway"?

    I AM POSTING THIS FOR A FRIEND.

    Thanks for look out for me!

    I got your back, bro!
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
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    Wait. Does this mean I work here?

    Why did you think people were always paying you after a night together??

    Because my...personality?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    If - someone - were to call in to your lovely place of business with something like crabs... is that an acceptable call-in, or is that "get your *kitten* into work anyway"?

    I AM POSTING THIS FOR A FRIEND.

    We check everybody for the clap! Some of the fellas say that's the best part.

    It's the gift that keeps on giving.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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    Is there song and dance? I love me some song and dance!
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    If there's booze, I'm in.

    No drinkin' allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    I can live with these rules!
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
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    Is this on Yelp yet? I'd like to give my review of the facilities.

    No but it has some great reviews on google. "Best place for a night away."
    "My wife didn't even notice." "Great service." "Found cupcakes" "Would bang 10/10
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    Is there song and dance? I love me some song and dance!

    We have a special dance for the football players after the big game. It makes it feel extra special.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    MyFitnessPal. Lots of good will, maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on!

    It's just a piddly squatin' old time country place, ain't nothin' too high toned.
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,284 Member
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    Do you provide the mouthwash or do I have to get my own?

    I'm thinking you may wanna bring ur own...you know just in case she wants to poison you

    Why would she want to poison me? I'm one of her biggest money makers.

    Becuase I doubt you're good at following her rules... but you're right... she may not since you bring in lots of $$$
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,284 Member
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    Wait. Does this mean I work here?

    Why did you think people were always paying you after a night together??

    Because my...personality?

    oh yes!! That's what gets you paid top dollar.. :wink:
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
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    Wait. Does this mean I work here?

    Why did you think people were always paying you after a night together??

    Because my...personality?

    oh yes!! That's what gets you paid top dollar.. :wink:

    Phew! That's reassuring.

    BTW, when are you coming back to get some more personality? It's been awhile.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,135 Member
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    Good thing I'm freelance.
    pretty-woman-1.jpg

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