Let me just let y'all know somethin'
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If there's booze, I'm in.
No drinkin' allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd.0 -
I can live with these rules!0
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Is this on Yelp yet? I'd like to give my review of the facilities.
No but it has some great reviews on google. "Best place for a night away."
"My wife didn't even notice." "Great service." "Found cupcakes" "Would bang 10/100 -
Is there song and dance? I love me some song and dance!
We have a special dance for the football players after the big game. It makes it feel extra special.0 -
MyFitnessPal. Lots of good will, maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on!
It's just a piddly squatin' old time country place, ain't nothin' too high toned.0 -
Do you provide the mouthwash or do I have to get my own?
I'm thinking you may wanna bring ur own...you know just in case she wants to poison you
Why would she want to poison me? I'm one of her biggest money makers.
Becuase I doubt you're good at following her rules... but you're right... she may not since you bring in lots of $$$0 -
Wait. Does this mean I work here?
Why did you think people were always paying you after a night together??
Because my...personality?
oh yes!! That's what gets you paid top dollar..
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Wait. Does this mean I work here?
Why did you think people were always paying you after a night together??
Because my...personality?
oh yes!! That's what gets you paid top dollar..
Phew! That's reassuring.
BTW, when are you coming back to get some more personality? It's been awhile.0 -
Good thing I'm freelance.
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I say who, I say when, I say...
...WHO!0 -
It's a business doing pleasure with 'ya!0
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As a proud organizer for the commie hooker's union, I have only this to say: Ain't nobody else got no business makin money off my money maker except me! Ladies, you're already sitting on the means of production, you have nothing to lose but your madame!0
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As a proud organizer for the commie hooker's union, I have only this to say: Ain't nobody else got no business makin money off my money maker except me! Ladies, you're already sitting on the means of production, you have nothing to lose but your madame!
^Now as for pimps, pimps are something you don't need to get your daily business done.
I know this thread is a joke, but the fact that madames, brothels, and pimps exist is a sad indictment of our entire species. Of all the ways people make money off the labor of others, that way should be the most off limits!
I mean, what kind of parasite do you gotta be to make money off someone else's crotch?0 -
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As a proud organizer for the commie hooker's union, I have only this to say: Ain't nobody else got no business makin money off my money maker except me! Ladies, you're already sitting on the means of production, you have nothing to lose but your madame!
^Now as for pimps, pimps are something you don't need to get your daily business done.
I know this thread is a joke, but the fact that madames, brothels, and pimps exist is a sad indictment of our entire species. Of all the ways people make money off the labor of others, that way should be the most off limits!
Keep them leeches off the back roads I know how to use a gun.
Darn, you were too fast for my edit. Open season on crotch parasites!
(Cause you know, until I entered this thread, it just wasn't openly crude enough!)0 -
As a proud organizer for the commie hooker's union, I have only this to say: Ain't nobody else got no business makin money off my money maker except me! Ladies, you're already sitting on the means of production, you have nothing to lose but your madame!
^Now as for pimps, pimps are something you don't need to get your daily business done.
I know this thread is a joke, but the fact that madames, brothels, and pimps exist is a sad indictment of our entire species. Of all the ways people make money off the labor of others, that way should be the most off limits!
Keep them leeches off the back roads I know how to use a gun.
And nobody messes with my girls!!0 -
And nobody messes with my girls!!
You have to let someone mess with them or they won't make any money. :laugh:0 -
Netflix: Really interesting documentary about senior citizen prostitution, with a mention of how corrupt business interests took over the trade (it's legal there) and got government to run off the independents. Some girls sleep several to a room, swapping out their beds as they go do their shift. Apparently the money is terrible:
It's called Meet the Fokkens.
NSFW obviously!0 -
i do not belong here
abort thread0 -
What kind of pension plan do you offer?0
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Netflix: Really interesting documentary about senior citizen prostitution, with a mention of how corrupt business interests took over the trade (it's legal there) and got government to run off the independents. Some girls sleep several to a room, swapping out their beds as they go do their shift. Apparently the money is terrible:
It's called Meet the Fokkens.
NSFW obviously!
My wife was watching that the other night. Done from the experiences of two older sisters, right?0 -
Netflix: Really interesting documentary about senior citizen prostitution, with a mention of how corrupt business interests took over the trade (it's legal there) and got government to run off the independents. Some girls sleep several to a room, swapping out their beds as they go do their shift. Apparently the money is terrible:
It's called Meet the Fokkens.
NSFW obviously!
My wife was watching that the other night. Done from the experiences of two older sisters, right?
Yep. One of them who is still working because she says she can't afford to quit.0 -
Netflix: Really interesting documentary about senior citizen prostitution, with a mention of how corrupt business interests took over the trade (it's legal there) and got government to run off the independents. Some girls sleep several to a room, swapping out their beds as they go do their shift. Apparently the money is terrible:
It's called Meet the Fokkens.
NSFW obviously!
My wife was watching that the other night. Done from the experiences of two older sisters, right?
Yep. One of them who is still working because she says she can't afford to quit.
I only saw bits and pieces of it, but I was cracking up at the one sister who was sitting in the window, knocking on the glass with her ring.0 -
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i do not belong here
abort thread
What's the point in openin' up the store if you give the goods away?0 -
Wait. Does this mean I work here?
Why did you think people were always paying you after a night together??
Because my...personality?
oh yes!! That's what gets you paid top dollar..
Phew! That's reassuring.
BTW, when are you coming back to get some more personality? It's been awhile.
Awwwe! You miss me! I shall be there tonight... I may leave a little extra! 0
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