How to spot a catfish?

sunglasses_and_ocean_waves

this is a sincere question



(edit because I don't want someone to misconstrue what I wrote).

jnichel

They have "whiskers" and taste delicious when battered and fried.

*this is not a sincere answer. :happy:

headofphat

he's right...they are delicious when deep fried.

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salembambi

they refuse to skype

sunglasses_and_ocean_waves

I'm a survivor, so I find that kind of catfishing particularly heinous. If anyone has an questions about my story, read my January blog, "It's probably nothing ...."

Veil5577

If it has whiskers, don't touch them. If you touch them and get stung, you've found a catfish.

SaintGiff

They are notorious bottom feeders

FrozenSongBird

Well some catfish are caught via "noodling".

BrainyBurro

pro-tip: if you want to put spots on a catfish, try using a permanent marker or paint.

Vanguard1

Cancer survivor here, no clue what a catfish is though...

jnichel

Well some catfish are caught via "noodling".

Sounds kinky. Wanna teach me how to play? :laugh:

ew_david

They never show their face...



Oh. Well this is awkward.

BinaryPulsar

I'm a survivor, so I find that kind of catfishing particularly heinous. If anyone has an questions about my story, read my January blog, "It's probably nothing ...."

I'd like to read it. I don't know how to find people's blogs on here...:ohwell: Could someone explain that to me. And/or share the link here, or in a pm to me.

Thank you! :flowerforyou:

Edit: I also find any catfishing intended to deceive based on issues that impact real people to be heinous.

EmpireBusiness

google. Use lots of google. and image search.

BinaryPulsar

pro-tip: if you want to put spots on a catfish, try using a permanent marker or paint.

Great tip! I always wondered how to prevent it from just washing off in the water.

Guns_N_Buns

Well some catfish are caught via "noodling".

Sounds kinky. Wanna teach me how to play? :laugh:

yeah, stick your noodle into dat der hole ova' yonder!

AllOutof_Bubblegum

I'm a survivor, so I find that kind of catfishing particularly heinous. If anyone has an questions about my story, read my January blog, "It's probably nothing ...."

I'd like to read it. I don't know how to find people's blogs on here...:ohwell: Could someone explain that to me. And/or share the link here, or in a pm to me.

Thank you! :flowerforyou:

Me too!

EmpireBusiness

They never show their face...



Oh. Well this is awkward.

All I show is face. That's how people know I'm legit.

DBoone85

They go by the name "Mrs. Whiskers" in private meetings. Or that's just me.

mstaser

They never show their face...



Oh. Well this is awkward.

:laugh: :laugh: ooops

Vortex_ConQueso

One you lock the target,
Two you bait the line,
Three you slowly spread the net
And four you cat the fish.

usmcmp

Reverse image search on google

mojohowitz

With a waterproof magic marker?

jasonmh630

When all their profile pic are slightly blurry and have some sort of modeling website stamped in the corner lol.

Vortex_ConQueso

One you lock the target,
Two you bait the line,
Three you slowly spread the net
And four you cat the fish.

ew_david

Serious answer: some are harder to spot than others. Google is truly amazing.

giggitygoo

Reverse google image search.

jnichel

google. Use lots of google. and image search.

I'd totally bang the one on the right.

Wait, wut?

jnichel

Well some catfish are caught via "noodling".

Sounds kinky. Wanna teach me how to play? :laugh:

yeah, stick your noodle into dat der hole ova' yonder!

:drinker:

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