How to spot a catfish?

sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
edited November 7 in Chit-Chat
this is a sincere question =)



(edit because I don't want someone to misconstrue what I wrote).
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    They have "whiskers" and taste delicious when battered and fried.

    *this is not a sincere answer. :happy:
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    he's right...they are delicious when deep fried.
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  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    they refuse to skype
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    I'm a survivor, so I find that kind of catfishing particularly heinous. If anyone has an questions about my story, read my January blog, "It's probably nothing ...."
  • Veil5577
    Veil5577 Posts: 868 Member
    If it has whiskers, don't touch them. If you touch them and get stung, you've found a catfish.
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    They are notorious bottom feeders
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
    Well some catfish are caught via "noodling".
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    pro-tip: if you want to put spots on a catfish, try using a permanent marker or paint.
  • Vanguard1
    Vanguard1 Posts: 372 Member
    Cancer survivor here, no clue what a catfish is though...
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Well some catfish are caught via "noodling".

    Sounds kinky. Wanna teach me how to play? :laugh:
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    They never show their face...



    Oh. Well this is awkward.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I'm a survivor, so I find that kind of catfishing particularly heinous. If anyone has an questions about my story, read my January blog, "It's probably nothing ...."

    I'd like to read it. I don't know how to find people's blogs on here...:ohwell: Could someone explain that to me. And/or share the link here, or in a pm to me.

    Thank you! :flowerforyou:

    Edit: I also find any catfishing intended to deceive based on issues that impact real people to be heinous.
  • EmpireBusiness
    EmpireBusiness Posts: 333 Member
    google. Use lots of google. and image search.

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  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    pro-tip: if you want to put spots on a catfish, try using a permanent marker or paint.

    Great tip! I always wondered how to prevent it from just washing off in the water.
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    Well some catfish are caught via "noodling".

    Sounds kinky. Wanna teach me how to play? :laugh:

    yeah, stick your noodle into dat der hole ova' yonder!
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    I'm a survivor, so I find that kind of catfishing particularly heinous. If anyone has an questions about my story, read my January blog, "It's probably nothing ...."

    I'd like to read it. I don't know how to find people's blogs on here...:ohwell: Could someone explain that to me. And/or share the link here, or in a pm to me.

    Thank you! :flowerforyou:

    Me too!
  • EmpireBusiness
    EmpireBusiness Posts: 333 Member
    They never show their face...



    Oh. Well this is awkward.

    All I show is face. That's how people know I'm legit.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    They go by the name "Mrs. Whiskers" in private meetings. Or that's just me.

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  • mstaser
    mstaser Posts: 657 Member
    They never show their face...



    Oh. Well this is awkward.

    :laugh: :laugh: ooops
  • Vortex_ConQueso
    Vortex_ConQueso Posts: 97
    One you lock the target,
    Two you bait the line,
    Three you slowly spread the net
    And four you cat the fish.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Reverse image search on google
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    With a waterproof magic marker?

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  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    When all their profile pic are slightly blurry and have some sort of modeling website stamped in the corner lol.
  • Vortex_ConQueso
    Vortex_ConQueso Posts: 97
    One you lock the target,
    Two you bait the line,
    Three you slowly spread the net
    And four you cat the fish.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    Serious answer: some are harder to spot than others. Google is truly amazing.
  • giggitygoo
    giggitygoo Posts: 1,978 Member
    Reverse google image search.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    google. Use lots of google. and image search.

    image.png

    I'd totally bang the one on the right.

    Wait, wut?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Well some catfish are caught via "noodling".

    Sounds kinky. Wanna teach me how to play? :laugh:

    yeah, stick your noodle into dat der hole ova' yonder!

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    :drinker:
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