How do you know when you're done wiping?

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  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
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    I just put the bidet on p-wash and endure immense pain for 3 minutes. I'm sure it's clean by then. You think I should go 4 min?
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
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    I wouldn't know. Girls don't poop.

    ^^science
  • ANTlSOClAL
    ANTlSOClAL Posts: 47
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    If I were blind, I'd hope they would install a bidet for me.

    Wipe it hard, then use a baby wipe on your keister. Get it clean. Add a mint leaf and a dusting of powder.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    OH THIS THREAD!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    As for the OP:
    someone mentioned scratch & sniff... i'm gonna go with that. At least the "sniff" part.
    Of course that only applies to me, because as another previous poster pointed out, women don't poop.

    But what if their *kitten* just smells like poop all the time?

    Guess they'll be S.O.L. Literally.

    HA!
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
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    Braille toilet roll?
  • Veil5577
    Veil5577 Posts: 868 Member
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    :laugh:
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
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    It was a REALLY bad idea to follow this post...at work...on a Monday...I literally hollered out loud...and before I knew it I was sharing the different types of poop with the girls in the office and we all had tears running down our cheeks...

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
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    It was a REALLY bad idea to follow this post...at work...on a Monday...I literally hollered out loud...and before I knew it I was sharing the different types of poop with the girls in the office and we all had tears running down our cheeks...

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I'm not sure how this answers the question. So do you look at your poop paper?
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
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    This would be a good truncated title for the MFP blogs:

    How do you know when you're done wiping...(the gym equipment when you're finished)?

    ETA: @Lisa1971's post - OMG - stomach cramps from laughing so hard!!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    He doesn't know about the three seashells.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
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    There isn't even any toilet paper!
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
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    do you place your bum cheeks over the metal shell things and they tell you if you have done a good enough job on polishing you're nipsy. you get 3 attempts and if its still not good enough on the 3rd attempt you get a nasty electric shock?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    Demolition-Man-Three-Seashells-1316019656.jpg

    do you place your bum cheeks over the metal shell things and they tell you if you have done a good enough job on polishing you're nipsy. you get 3 attempts and if its still not good enough on the 3rd attempt you get a nasty electric shock?

    use google...described in unpostable pictograms...
  • IHateThinkingOfAUsername
    IHateThinkingOfAUsername Posts: 568 Member
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    Love urban dictionary's definition and usage... So apt...
    John never really knew how to use the three sea shells
  • Shimmysista
    Shimmysista Posts: 75 Member
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  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
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