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Ryandecheney314
Posts: 139 Member
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I am seriously friggin bored sitting here at work. Some Employees and I are talking about funny pick up lines and no one seems to have any REAL good ones. So I am counting on you guys to provide the best pick up line you can think of.
My Favorites are:
Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
My Favorites are:
Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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Hey, I'm Alice, and I want your body to be my wonderland.
20% of the time, it works every time.0 -
bump0
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How do you like your eggs in the morning, fertilized or not.0
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Nice legs..... what time do they open? !!! (didn't work lol)0
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To a nice looking store worker.
What time do you get off? (answer) Mind if i watch?0 -
You want to melt in my mouth or in my hand?0
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I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.0
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I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Huygens’ favorite curves were cycloids, but my favorite curves are yours.0 -
Is it hot in here or is it just you?0
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Nice legs..... what time do they open? !!! (didn't work lol)
How did this not work haha!0 -
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?0
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Are you a beaver?? 'cause daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!!!
on a scale of 1 -10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need
let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle
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Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire…for you.
As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit0 -
Hey baby, is your *kitten* from Iraq? Because I'd love for you to Bahgdad it up.0
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Do you have a quarter? I'm supposed to call my mom when I find the woman of my dreams.0
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If girls were boogers I would totally pick you.0
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My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on...
Oh, you do?
It must be 15 minutes fast0 -
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.0
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I hope you have a s-load of nickels, because this moustache ride is open all night long!0
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Can I read your t-shirt in braille?0
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