Top Pick Up Lines

mybeesknees

A few of my clothes dropper:

I want you to make me feel good like Billy Bob Thorton did to Halle Berry in Monster's Ball. "Make me feel good!"

I like you so much, I'm willing to be the part B to your A in the human centipede.

Works every time. :bigsmile:

That second one... really? :huh: why not just use chloroform, then?

It only works for so long... besides, we'll be stuck together in the centipede. :laugh:

JP_master

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again" :flowerforyou:
Love this one

TheArchyBunker

"Nice shoes wanna f***?"

Saiyanbrahh

Get ready for my garlick gun, its ready and loaded

assthetik

A few of my clothes dropper:

I want you to make me feel good like Billy Bob Thorton did to Halle Berry in Monster's Ball. "Make me feel good!"

I like you so much, I'm willing to be the part B to your A in the human centipede.

Works every time. :bigsmile:

That second one... really? :huh: why not just use chloroform, then?

It only works for so long... besides, we'll be stuck together in the centipede. :laugh:

and guess what would be on the second person's food diary that day:sick:

mybeesknees

A few of my clothes dropper:

I want you to make me feel good like Billy Bob Thorton did to Halle Berry in Monster's Ball. "Make me feel good!"

I like you so much, I'm willing to be the part B to your A in the human centipede.

Works every time. :bigsmile:

That second one... really? :huh: why not just use chloroform, then?

It only works for so long... besides, we'll be stuck together in the centipede. :laugh:

and guess what would be on the second person's food diary that day:sick:

Nom, nom, nom.

assthetik

A few of my clothes dropper:

I want you to make me feel good like Billy Bob Thorton did to Halle Berry in Monster's Ball. "Make me feel good!"

I like you so much, I'm willing to be the part B to your A in the human centipede.

Works every time. :bigsmile:

That second one... really? :huh: why not just use chloroform, then?

It only works for so long... besides, we'll be stuck together in the centipede. :laugh:

and guess what would be on the second person's food diary that day:sick:

Nom, nom, nom.

lol bad human! :P

mybeesknees

A few of my clothes dropper:

I want you to make me feel good like Billy Bob Thorton did to Halle Berry in Monster's Ball. "Make me feel good!"

I like you so much, I'm willing to be the part B to your A in the human centipede.

Works every time. :bigsmile:

That second one... really? :huh: why not just use chloroform, then?

It only works for so long... besides, we'll be stuck together in the centipede. :laugh:

and guess what would be on the second person's food diary that day:sick:

Nom, nom, nom.

lol bad human! :P

But, that's how I get my nutrients and vitamins! Recycled food is soooooo tasty. :laugh:

Mauthos

Legs is the word of the day, lets go back to your place and spread the word.

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven.

Are you a mechanic? Cos I can feel my nuts tighten.

FAT POLAR BEAR, I just needed something that would break the ice.

I'm a maths teacher, so why don't me and you go back to your place, subtract your clothes, add a bed, divide your legs and I will enter my square root.

ScarlettofOz

Being Aussie I get the obligatory: Can I come and see your down under or Id love to be down under you :blushing:

Grimmerick

are you sitting in sugar? Cause you got a sweet *kitten*.

MisterZ33

I have found a way to fit eating you in to my macros.