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  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a ****.

    Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention

    I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
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    Wanna come over for pizza and sex?
  • Ryandecheney314
    Ryandecheney314 Posts: 139 Member
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    "Hey pretty lady. I see you're all alone at the bar. Mind if I push your stool in?"
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    LMAO, Love it!
  • BigDaddyD72
    BigDaddyD72 Posts: 2,301 Member
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    I bet wearing those heels makes your legs tired. Don't worry... as long as I have this face you'll always have somewhere to sit.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
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    You must be Windows ME because you've got me feeling so unstable.
  • Ryandecheney314
    Ryandecheney314 Posts: 139 Member
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    This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    You wanna go out this weekend?
    [Sorry, I have a boyfriend]
    I have a math test tomorrow
    [What?]
    Oh, I thought we were talking about things we could both cheat on!

    These are actually good one when girls say that. I usually follow with.
    The sun will burn out in five thousand years
    [what's]
    I thought we were talking about stuff that did not matter.
  • CarlaNB
    CarlaNB Posts: 38
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    Wanna come over for pizza and sex?


    I don't like pizza....:laugh:
  • aurorareigns
    aurorareigns Posts: 167
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    Baby, you're a bed, you make me want to lay down and be on top of you
  • azymth99
    azymth99 Posts: 122 Member
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    "If you were any HOTTER you'd have planets revolving around you..."
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
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    Nice legs! What time do they open?
  • JG762
    JG762 Posts: 571 Member
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    Tag to read these later cause I'll get in trouble if I start laughing in this meeting....
  • Ryandecheney314
    Ryandecheney314 Posts: 139 Member
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    Wanna come over for pizza and sex?


    I don't like pizza....:laugh:

    more time for sex then hahahaha!
  • TheArchyBunker
    TheArchyBunker Posts: 1,967 Member
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    How you doin?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    These are some funny ones I have experienced:

    Have we met somewhere before?

    Damn...You're a Beautiful Woman!

    Soooo...Are you taken or what?

    Would you mind being my Cougar?

    Are you some kind of Model?

    Etc., etc., etc. Please.........................!

    Come on Fellas gotta get more original then that if you want to get a girl's attention! :bigsmile:
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Has anyone ever told you that you look like [insert famous celebrity here]?

    Lately I've been getting Mila Kunis. I try to focus on the part about her being pretty and not pregnant...
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
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    A few of my clothes dropper:

    I want you to make me feel good like Billy Bob Thorton did to Halle Berry in Monster's Ball. "Make me feel good!"

    I like you so much, I'm willing to be the part B to your A in the human centipede.

    Works every time. :bigsmile:
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    My sister (who is taken) once told me she would be putty if someone came up to her and said

    Some people call me a space cowboy

    Some people call me the gangster of love...
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    "If I told you, you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"

    I love ambiguous pick up lines. This would work on me tenfold.
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
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    A few of my clothes dropper:

    I want you to make me feel good like Billy Bob Thorton did to Halle Berry in Monster's Ball. "Make me feel good!"

    I like you so much, I'm willing to be the part B to your A in the human centipede.

    Works every time. :bigsmile:

    that second one..really?:huh: why not just use chloroform then

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