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  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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    "Hey pretty lady. I see you're all alone at the bar. Mind if I push your stool in?"
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  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I'm picturing you holding up my balls.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
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    I'm Irish, wanna taste my lucky charms?
  • chocolate_totoro
    chocolate_totoro Posts: 827 Member
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    Okay, this one is really bad...

    That suit is very becoming on you, then again if I was on you I'd be coming too.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    Are you from Ireland? 'Cuz my ****'s-a-Dublin!
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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    "I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U..."
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  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    You wanna go out this weekend?
    [Sorry, I have a boyfriend]
    I have a math test tomorrow
    [What?]
    Oh, I thought we were talking about things we could both cheat on!
  • acpgee
    acpgee Posts: 7,699 Member
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    Response to "Do you come here often?" at the bar or club. "Only during the mating season."
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
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    Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
  • happysherri
    happysherri Posts: 1,360 Member
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    Tell your pants it's not polite to point!!!
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,135 Member
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    Do you need a lift?
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
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    This was said to me on this site...

    "Come here often?" Smh.
  • Vortex_ConQueso
    Vortex_ConQueso Posts: 97
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    Don't ever change. Just get naked.

    I want to fall madly in bed with you.

    Hello, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street!

    I'm not Asian but I'll still eat your cat.
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    did it hurt?




    When you fell from heaven!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    if your left leg is England and your right leg is France. can i swim up the English channel

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