I know you're a tourist because ....

1…456810

Replies

  • blukitten
    blukitten Posts: 922 Member
    Any of my previous post or you have Sonoran plates and you are at any one or all of the Malls
  • mantium999
    mantium999 Posts: 1,490 Member
    Any of my previous post or you have Sonoran plates and you are at any one or all of the Malls

    But they keep Aeropostale in business
  • Shropshire1959
    Shropshire1959 Posts: 982 Member
    You wear socks and sandals!!!

    You are your brood take the whole pavement .. and you don't know what a pavement is.

    You talk like **** van *kitten* and wonder why people are laughing at you.

    You go to a football game and are shocked that it's actually a football game and not padded carry ball like at home.


    BUT, at least you got off your *kitten* and actually travelled somewhere foriegn -- Good on ya
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    You have never heard of Runza
    You don't wear Red on game day
    You think Car Hinge is cool
    When you can actually smell the cows (live here long enough, you won't notice it!)
    You have to ask "What is a Cornhusker?"
  • blukitten
    blukitten Posts: 922 Member
    Any of my previous post or you have Sonoran plates and you are at any one or all of the Malls

    But they keep Aeropostale in business

    LMAO!! Right!! Especially around Christmas or the holidays!!
  • meridianova
    meridianova Posts: 438 Member
    I hate this one >>>>> you ask me where to 'pahk your cah.'
    *grrrrrrrr* yeah i hated that one.

    you wander through fanueil hall without a clue as to what you're going to eat.

    once you've decided on a lunch spot in fanueil hall, you attempt to get mad at me for cutting in front of you when it's clear you have no idea what you're ordering, and i'm on my lunch break.

    you flip out because i went to the other side of the T entrance while you lined up for a block and a half down arlington, and then attempt to get pissy with me because i just want to get home (especially on the day of the marathon).

    you think speed limits mean anything beyond a suggestion.

    you say "WAHR-chest-er".

    you try to drive to fenway.
  • meridianova
    meridianova Posts: 438 Member
    Any of my previous post or you have Sonoran plates and you are at any one or all of the Malls

    gah... i'd rather drive into oncoming traffic than be anywhere near someone with sonoran plates.
  • rowlandsw
    rowlandsw Posts: 1,166 Member
    Around here you can tell because they drive like morons and have out of state plates.
  • meridianova
    meridianova Posts: 438 Member
    and my other one...

    you actually have to ask where temple square is.

    you expect to get more than an ounce of liquor in any mixed drink.

    you only shift one lane per turn signal.

    you wonder why all the children are blond.

    you have to ask who the guys wearing white shirts, ties, and riding bikes are.

    you expect to see women in floor-length praire dresses and french braids.
  • blukitten
    blukitten Posts: 922 Member
    You don't understand why the streets dont all go north/south or east/west
    You find it funny that we call our "warshes" rivers
    You feel the need to touch every cactus you walk by
    You point to your menu because you cant say burrito
    You point out every person who is openly carrying a firearm
    You bought a pink cowboy hat

    Dont forget : they also take hundreds pictures of all of the cactuses that "look like people" or the ones "they saw in that western movie" - which is all of them

    and Buy cowboy hats for all the kids
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    You expected warm weather in June in San Diego along the beaches. I can identify you by the shorts and tee-shirt that are your only clothes you brought from Chicago during our foggiest time of year.

    You cannot pronounce La Jolla or Jacumba.

    You have never heard of a fish taco, rainbow roll, or surf yoga.
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,784 Member
    You can't pronounce Tohono O'odham
  • blukitten
    blukitten Posts: 922 Member
    you don't order green chilli
    you think it's too hot
    you look weird when someone orders "Christmas "

    Ha ha,, grew up there!!

    How about .... you actually call other cans of soda by names other than coke,
    you are surprised to see snow
    you ask where the cactus are
    you ask how to get to Santa Fe, or Taos, or Elephant Butte (and pronounce it butt)
    you dont say eho, or aye when something-anything happens
    I could go on but....
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    i need this shirt for when i go into manhattan

    a2f91a06fd0f1999df8f233a653f1c0d.jpg
  • lmarshel
    lmarshel Posts: 674 Member
    You walk (and drive) around with your nose in the air and your mouth open like turkeys in the rain.

    You jump the fence to cross "the strip" where there is no crosswalk. (That fence is there for a reason, you idiot! Do you have a death wish??)

    You ask when the bars close.

    You aren't wearing a name badge or a uniform.

    You think you're in Nev-AHH-da.
  • LaserOctopus
    LaserOctopus Posts: 121 Member

    You think you're in Nev-AHH-da.

    I'm laughing, but this one drives me nuts. I'm not even from Nevada. What is it with the deliberate and ridiculous mispronouncing of the western states? Makes my ears bleed. Nevada is the worst, but what about Oregon? My own home state isn't quite as bad, but I still have to remind people it ends in an O and not an aaaaaaaaaaaah.
    It makes me think of those 17th century traveling shows, and the stereotype they often used of the incredibly dense and ignorant white-man-from-the-city and his misadventures in the Wild West... with that weird concussed drawl on all the names of all the western states...
  • Falcon
    Falcon Posts: 853 Member
    when someone says these ******* canadians, they're everywhere. (true story, I was working the cash when the guy made the comment and I'm thinking, you're in canada, what did you expect?)

    you use a GPS down town

    You wear a shirt that says I love Canada

    Don't know the difference between a deer and an Elk
  • dhall2011
    dhall2011 Posts: 209
    (In California)
    You don't say "80" or "the 80" but you say "interstate 80"
    You say "Frisco" and "Cali" and you think all beaches are warm.
  • Shropshire1959
    Shropshire1959 Posts: 982 Member
    You don't say PLEASE or THANK YOU ...... "get me a coke" ...... "**** off or ask politely"


    You don't know how to queue.
  • Missjulesdid
    Missjulesdid Posts: 1,444 Member

    You think you're in Nev-AHH-da.

    I'm laughing, but this one drives me nuts. I'm not even from Nevada. What is it with the deliberate and ridiculous mispronouncing of the western states? Makes my ears bleed. Nevada is the worst, but what about Oregon? My own home state isn't quite as bad, but I still have to remind people it ends in an O and not an aaaaaaaaaaaah.
    It makes me think of those 17th century traveling shows, and the stereotype they often used of the incredibly dense and ignorant white-man-from-the-city and his misadventures in the Wild West... with that weird concussed drawl on all the names of all the western states...

    I assure you it's not deliberate. Ridiculous that after 10 years of LIVING in a western state, I still could not pronounce Nevada or Oregon correctly? Perhaps. But deliberate? No.
  • Hell_Flower
    Hell_Flower Posts: 348 Member
    You don't say PLEASE or THANK YOU ...... "get me a coke" ...... "**** off or ask politely"


    You don't know how to queue.

    Both of these TIMES ONE MILLION!!!!!
  • sussexbythesea
    sussexbythesea Posts: 1,336 Member
    You come in a group of at least 3. You have a backpack, preferably on your tummy. You are loud. You don't queue. You don't say sorry when you actually hit people who happen to walk too close to you. You are excited. You have a map and have to make a plan for the expedition, although you are actually on Oxford Street.

    this
    And you stand at top of steps from underground checking your map and blocking the exit for others
    Your massive back pack ( on your back) hits others in the face and you are oblivious- this happened to me yesterday in London on underground grrrr
  • LaserOctopus
    LaserOctopus Posts: 121 Member

    You think you're in Nev-AHH-da.

    I'm laughing, but this one drives me nuts. I'm not even from Nevada. What is it with the deliberate and ridiculous mispronouncing of the western states? Makes my ears bleed. Nevada is the worst, but what about Oregon? My own home state isn't quite as bad, but I still have to remind people it ends in an O and not an aaaaaaaaaaaah.
    It makes me think of those 17th century traveling shows, and the stereotype they often used of the incredibly dense and ignorant white-man-from-the-city and his misadventures in the Wild West... with that weird concussed drawl on all the names of all the western states...

    I assure you it's not deliberate. Ridiculous that after 10 years of LIVING in a western state, I still could not pronounce Nevada or Oregon correctly? Perhaps. But deliberate? No.

    I think there's a difference, though, between honest mispronunciation and the intentional, 'ugly american' style mispronunciations (see the earlier post about 'Frisco' and 'Cali' for a prime example, lol). I live in a fairly touristy area, we get tourists all the time, from all over the world. Many of them have heavily-accented English (or barely-accented English, but trouble with the Spanish names left over from when this whole area was part of Spain and later Mexico) and have trouble pronouncing things. They're also usually friendly and clearly at least trying to pronounce things correctly. Or sometimes, legitimately can't pronounce something (I can't say the word 'linoleum' - I try, but it just doesn't work). They also ask a lot of questions and listen to the answers (we're a friendly city, we're happy to talk about local happenings). We love these tourists. They often find themselves being bought dinner or drinks. Some of them (too often, sadly, fellow Americans) and seem to think that it's everyone *else* that's saying it wrong, and it's that mispronunciation that's said very slowly and loudly, as if they're talking to someone who is deaf and stupid.... These are the same ones who come all this way to shop at Gap and eat at Hard Rock Cafe, hahaha, and fail to understand that people *live* here, and are not employees at their own personal amusement park. And then get mad when we don't conform to their preconceived notions, too (one of these tourists once had an absolute temper tantrum at me when he learned I don't ski. Seriously. And then he decided I was lying to him and it was some sort of scam to steal his money :laugh: ).
    To pick up other comments in this thread, it's like the difference between someone who's traveling to expand their horizons and see the world, and someone who's traveling just to sneer at other cultures or eat at McDonald's in another state/country.
  • DoingitWell
    DoingitWell Posts: 560 Member
    You think my accent is funny. No you're in my state, you're the one with the accent.
  • roanokejoe49
    roanokejoe49 Posts: 820 Member
    You're driving a convertible mustang in Southern California. Nobody that has lived here for a reasonable amount of time actually owns a convertible mustang.

    Hold on there, Little Missy. What the heck is wrong with my 1966 Mustang Convertible with Pony interior?
  • roanokejoe49
    roanokejoe49 Posts: 820 Member
    You ask me about Dorothy, Toto, the munchkins, or ask if I click my heels to get home :huh:

    Wait. People actually go to KANSAS as tourists?
  • NaomiJFoster
    NaomiJFoster Posts: 1,450 Member
    You can't pronounce Tohono O'odham


    Ha ha, you must be my neighbor. I forgot to put that one on my list the other day!
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
    Man, I really HATE people who don't know how to say all the things I know how to say and do all the things I know how to do. It's like.......they're different! :devil:

    Jerks.
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
    I assure you it's not deliberate. Ridiculous that after 10 years of LIVING in a western state, I still could not pronounce Nevada or Oregon correctly? Perhaps. But deliberate? No.

    My dad has lived in Washington since 1972... Still calls it Worshington. Dads :smile:
  • jmt08c
    jmt08c Posts: 343 Member
    You drive like a moron on my beach and feed the seagulls.

Categories