Ridiculous crime the above poster was arrested for???

Chalk_Slinger

Well, what did the person do?

Andy_83

Dressed as a ghost and kept jumping out at people in a graveyard at night

Chalk_Slinger

tried selling that mountain behind him to a foreign dignitary

oOoBLUEoOo

Was caught shoplifting My Little Ponies... again :noway:

P.S. I had the owl's consent. Still don't understand what the problem was :drinker:

CharlieMurtagh

walking around with an owl on their head

Chalk_Slinger

party crashing an 8 year olds birthday to use the bouncy castle

ilfaith

Impersonating a mall cop.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Using her Bikinis as Deadly weapons!

GDLAZ

Stole toilet seats from a public restroom.

cakebatter07

hypnotizes people with her eyes to steal things for her.

Slendermike

flashed to vice president's son

Saucy_lil_Minx

Allowed an unlicensed canine to operate a motor vehicle

Chalk_Slinger

choking a sock puppet to death for disagreeing with her politcal views and also assault and battery on the owner's arm

GDLAZ

Kidnapped Ozzy's makeup artist

michael1976_ca

went shopping after the store closed to avoid the crowds and paying

CharlieMurtagh

dressing up as a woman and going into stores

Saucy_lil_Minx

Selling people invisible shorts on the boardwalk!

Slendermike

selling ground parsley telling people its weed

mybeesknees

Crashing celebrity weddings while disguised as their dead loved one.

Slendermike

Crashing celebrity weddings while disguised as their dead loved one.

NICE lol

Saucy_lil_Minx

Going into the Local Police Station, and placing an order at the intercom for sugar coated jelly doughnuts, and coffee!

Building_Bulk

Peeling labels off all the beer bottles at the distillery

Chalk_Slinger

Impersonating an uniformed officer but as a stripper at an old folks home. multiple homicides from heart failure of grannies

Smirnoff65

Scratched *kitten* and proceeded to sniff finger in a public place

ThisCanadian

Poured crazy glue all over a public toilet-seat

avalonms

Poured crazy glue all over a public toilet-seat

Impersonating a Canadian

Chalk_Slinger

cello-synching in a major performance. he was discovered when the cd skipped!!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

hypnotizes people with her eyes to steal things for her.

Hey... how'd you know I did that?


Impersonating a Biker when he was really a circus clown

Chalk_Slinger

Drive by dye jobs on senior citizens' hairdos

Saiyanbrahh

Skipped a leg day.

Joannah700

caught drag racing wheelchairs at a Bingo hall