Ridiculous crime the above poster was arrested for???

Building_Bulk

Peeling labels off all the beer bottles at the distillery

Chalk_Slinger

Impersonating an uniformed officer but as a stripper at an old folks home. multiple homicides from heart failure of grannies

Smirnoff65

Scratched *kitten* and proceeded to sniff finger in a public place

ThisCanadian

Poured crazy glue all over a public toilet-seat

avalonms

Poured crazy glue all over a public toilet-seat

Impersonating a Canadian

Chalk_Slinger

cello-synching in a major performance. he was discovered when the cd skipped!!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

hypnotizes people with her eyes to steal things for her.

Hey... how'd you know I did that?


Impersonating a Biker when he was really a circus clown

Chalk_Slinger

Drive by dye jobs on senior citizens' hairdos

Saiyanbrahh

Skipped a leg day.

Joannah700

caught drag racing wheelchairs at a Bingo hall

YF92

Stopped smiling

Saiyanbrahh

Forgot his misson on earth

rayzer1

Stole weights.

Phoenix__Rising

Tagging a bowling alley with his declaration of love for his gf.

jacques57

Accused of living a Las Vegas Lifestyle in British Columbia. Bad form.....

Saiyanbrahh

Ended his contract with modern family, people loved that show

borst13

Rode the peacock at the zoo

00Allie00

Made too many memes and broke the interwebs.

Joannah700

Caught rescuing crickets from a pet store.

GDLAZ

Ripped the tags off a mattress.